Tuesday, March 17, 2020

St. Patrick's Day-Closed

One of the biggest parties of the year
Is shut down for viral fear
St. Paddy's, for bars is huge
Now employees, taking refuge
Waiters make zero cash
When fool's decisions, unplanned, rash
Stock market continues to tank
Punk'n Head prez's job: rank
Got a new story everyday
Don't panic! Do! We just can't say
When economy is based on shopping
Shutdown will lead to some dropping
Still senate won't agree or act
November; repubs should be sacked
What ya gonna do Mitch?
Like prez, ya pussy ass bitch
Prez, "we'll be ready next time"
No, you won't, you moron slime
Government's #1 job, protection
Current plan only, Obama rejection
Everything he did, I'm gonna undo
So, how's that working for you?
Was good idea, pandemic prevention
And, long-term employee retention
But, fired people with a clue
Cause they wouldn't lie for you
When it all hit's the fan
It's verified, you're so not the man!

At least, Earth is fairly calm for now
But, soon we will all bow
To heat waves & rising seas
Still we burn oil, cut down trees
With over crowding, more pandemics
Yet greed & corruption are systemic
Fools with cell phones reject science
While on it, they have total reliance
Don't like evolution, so don't "believe"
But, Natural Selection you can't deceive
Wanna make it on earth, be the best
Everyday, gonna be another test
Adapt, Migrate or Die
The Rules, ain't no lie
Adapt? we were not quick
Migrate? Nope ya gotta stick
Right where you are
Ain't no one going far
But, quake numbers are low
No mountains looking to blow
Hurricane season, at a lull
Only virus, doing a cull
Still won't rain, only few drops
But, I've got plenty of liquid hops
So, at tirehouse, all is OK
Just clouds in the way..
So, can't see planet show
Tomorrow is the day to go
To a window, pre-dawn, look east
Will be Jupiter, Mars, Moon feast
Thursday morn, Saturn fly-by
Treats for a discerning eye
Hope it clears for a look
Hope ya gotta good book
Hope you're able to hunker well
Cuz only time will tell
When coast will be clear
But, need prez gone to reduce fear
Can't happen soon enough
'Til then, times will be tough
Hang in there
Today On Earth







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