Monday, February 28, 2022

Freakin' February Finale!

Michael Franti said it well..
You can bomb the world to pieces
But, you can't bomb it into peace..
So..
When little Vlady Putin
Started his Ukraine shootin'
Forgot.. when you start a war
Never know what's in store
Turns out, Kiev said no to Vlad's troops
Protest in russia, seems it was an..oops
Ukraine cranking molotov cocktails
Tanks ablaze, home team prevails!!
Tough to win a war & occupy
Tougher when you're living a lie
Donnie da douche braggin' on Vlad
Like his TDS*,  he's been had
Just might awake idiots in GOP
Finally see what a traitor donnie be
Fewer buying what donnie's trying to sell
And, by 2024 he could be in a cell
Ya gotta have dreams!!
🤞
February cold, but signs of Spring
One last day, doing the winter thing
Warmer as the week goes along
And tomorrow it's a Cajun song
Or maybe some Zydeco
Either way, be the Mardi Gras show!!
Means w/ a pagan calendar, Easter is late
For local "spring" break, will have to wait
For moon sighting, too thin cuz near New
In yard, birds, the seed, they're going thru
Down under, floods from monster rain
Burn & sell the coal, feel Earth's pain
Kuril Isles, Chile' shaking today
Mostly offshore, no big wave underway
Earth about to be wrapped in solar wind
(actually, we always are in it)
Way north, more aurora's w/ light bend
TrumpVirus data waaay incomplete
But, figure, 2K no longer on their feet
More TDS*, unvaxed, fat & white
In the head, just ain't quite right
Thinking they can just ignore & deny
Natural Selection thinks you gonna die
Today On Earth

Recent sunset
Clear cut bad
But, good sky view
Those clouds..contrails
Keeping the virus on the go!!

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker
Local one...his pig out again
He don't care
Neighbors trying to decide
Sausage or BBQ 😜
I think both!!





Sunday, February 27, 2022

Sunday Sans Sun..So Far

As Texass gains on Cali for viral dead
Outside, no sun this Sunday overhead
Rain is to south, just barely a miss
Quakes; mag. 4.5 is biggest on the list
Hopes for sun later today
This week, no rain coming our way
SpaceX got replacement satellites back
Putting astrophotography under attack
Can't take a pic w/o a blurring flyby
Internet links ok, not if used to spy
Already got google watching us all
For total surveillance, give Ghina a call
If on the street, you ain't walking right
Suddenly, you're no longer in sight
With over a billion, who'll miss a few
Need a kid..they'll sell ya one, too
💰💰💰
Last two days, nice morning sky
Moon w/ planets, pleasing to the eye
Course, not here, clouds w/ the block
Lot of moisture surrounding this rock
Well, some places yes, others a no
Storm or drought, it's the Earth Show
Light solar wind is coming in
Far north, auroras, be seen again
Little Vlady still attacking Ukraine
Seems today's normal once was insane
All thanks to fat guy, ole Punk'n Head
Donnie the douche w/ Vlady in bed
Now millions of 'mericans,  "russia's ok"
Wouldn't want your brain in the way
Just listen to fox, repeat what they say
Then spread it to falsebook, we all pay
Lies, denials, fear & hate
Yea, he made 'merica great...
CDC..now ok w/o a mask
For TDS* already too much to ask
But, they'll keep dying, unvaxed fools
Just refused to follow Earth's rules
Couple a thousand a day
Still going away
Seeeeeeeya:)
Oh, no we won't...
Today On Earth

What a good boy...



Same as it ever was
*TDS - you'd suck trump's dick



Saturday, February 26, 2022

Subduction Saturday...

More & more, everyday
The Pacific plate slips away
From Tonga around to Anchorage
Westward push from East Pacific Ridge
Is stuffing that slab back into Earth
80 million years, back to lava birth
Did anyone really notice, doubt they did
As slowly old rock into seafloor slid
What I am noticing around here
Back to cold, sky ain't clear
Roller coaster jet stream w/ southern dip
And, back in the cold air does slip
Longer days & steeper sun
Will keep winter on the run
Straight to summer or ease to spring
Sure seems.. wilder is the new thing
Lot of rain or zilch, zero, none
We know relentless, will be the sun
More money in the fossil version
So, russian douche with diversion
Another war about power & oil
We all do knee-jerk, shudder, recoil
Then into our cars & off we roll
8 billion humans, it's taken its toll
Still Earth spins on, unconcerned
Occasionally, seems we've learned
The real issue, too many of us
Whine & bitch & make a fuss
But, on we breed
Then beg about our need
Yesterday, I bought more gas
None of us gets a pass
I can look in mirror & see
The problem & it is me
You can see the problem, too
In your mirror, it'd be you
Cancerous humans on a roll
Little future planning, out of control
None, one or two GREAT KIDS
Population growth on the skids
Buying, using, eating less
Only way to slowly reverse our mess
Plant a garden, get outside
Take a walk, not a ride
Unless, it's on a bike
Me, about time for my first hike..
Today On Earth

Tomatoes in February


Friday, February 25, 2022

A Cold Wedgie..& War..

Here we have a cold air wedge
Stuck, rolling down the coast
W/ Warm front, 60's is the forecast
My guess, low 50's at most
Sadly, over in Ukraine
Really not that far
Little Vlad's invaded
They are dealing with war

There’s a short twisted man, Vlady Putin

Who’s economy is based solely on lootin’

His opponents he kills

Must give him cheap thrills

Now for fun, in Ukraine he’s started shootin’


Lot of quakes around Ring today
Indonesia, Japan, up Kamchatka way
Puerto Rico, Haiti got the shakes, too
Earth start movin', not much you can do..
⚰⚰⚰
2,900+ on today's TrumpVirus report
For unvaxed, Hell their death resort?
Usual states with none on the list
Seems a few hundred more, won't be missed
🌞
Sun still got spots, but no big blasts
Cycle growing, calm will not last
Moon waning to tiny crescent now
Pre-dawn w/ Venus & Mars, a wow!!
Up early, next two days, check it out
Then back to bed..for me, no doubt

Vlady, world of chaos he's trying to create
Then at home, he can lie, steal & look great
As Russians suffer on
Maybe if vodka's gone
They'll revolt & put czar Vlady in a crate

But, until then, bombs away
While our own little czar wanna be
Brags about buddy Putin
Donnie the douche..moron
Suffering from insanity
Today On Earth

More trees lose the battle
With gravity
BigBrownDog just steps over
And, moves on..



Thursday, February 24, 2022

Cold Is Back..Another 3K Dead!!

I'm still..predicting by St. Patty's Day
A million 'mericans be gone away
Who knows how many Vlady will kill
Or will die in latest winter chill
Cuz the cold..it is back
But, here this time, w/ no snow attack
Cold front will drift back to a Warm
For late Winter, pretty much the norm
Warm, cold, warm, cold, then just cool
Nothing but change, you know the rule
Texass almost caught Cali for dead faces
Even with more than 2 million fewer cases
Seems though in Texass carrying a gun
Won't put TrumpVirus on the run
But, Texass, never been known for health
But, will brag on size & greedy oil wealth
When nurse friend there talks diet & exercise
Can't ya give me a pill, reply never a surprise
Quakes, only 2 dozen worldwide
That is really on the low side
19 volcanoes made this week's list
Lava, fire & ash thrown into the mist
Sun still spotty but none getting wild
Just returned, my large brown child
So..time for a walk in the woods
Always does the body..and mind good
Get out..but stay safe
Lotta idiots out there
Today On Earth

Who's home??






Wednesday, February 23, 2022

Winter Stays North, We'll Take Mild

Storms still rage across northern tier
Little rain, clouds & sun, we got here
Another warm day before cold is back
Winter far from done with its attack
Ship of fancy cars adrift & on fire
Smokey smell, hint for a wary buyer
Little Vlad Putin has invaded Ukraine
Calling 'em peacekeepers as bombs do rain
One fix, all his rich buddies in the UK
Take their money, send 'em back Vlad's way
Germany stepped up, shut down pipeline
But, world oil dependence is not fine
Can't cut the cord, ween off the oil
Keeping world stability set on roil
Throw in greed & guns & men
Pretty tough for peace to win
Just no money in it...
Today's quakes, Colombia & PNG
Really about all there is to see
Big sunspots seems have stabilized
So, Earth not due any big surprise
Last Quarter moon is today
Bluebirds coming back our way
In the 60's again, good by me
Tomorrow, nasty rain & cold we'll see
Just Earth with the standard thing
Ride the roller coaster to Spring
2,700+ more dead, TrumpVirus update
If all TDS*, by me, that's great
But, likely took some non-TDS* down
That wipes the smile to a frown
Here's some illogic, insanity
Cross 'merica, it's all we see
Let the teens, the students decide
If their face they want to hide
Cuz if there's one thing we know
At that age, you ponder, take it slow
Still the TrumpViral epidemic will not halt
And, it's him & TDS* parents fault
Thanks fox, tweety & falsebook
For all the lies you overlook
Not our fault, they just deny
While another 2,700 families cry
Today On Earth

Google as word processor
SUCKS......just SUCKS
Throw in verizon's crappy service
10 minutes to load a pic
From my computer..
SUCKS

Doesn't take long
Soon as it's warm & wet
Little orange lovers, you bet!





*TDS -TrumpDickSucker




Tuesday, February 22, 2022

2-22-22 - George Turns 290, Grandma Hits 120

Always a big day in my family
Even thou Grandma, we no longer see
She died a month shy of 98
That's some living, that's pretty great
GW-🎂 & 🎂-Grandma
Lot of 2's today, cuz it's 2-22-22
Sittin' here with no sun shining through
Clouds & drizzle but ain't no snow
In North F. Dakota a way different show
Traffic pile-up in blizzard on I-94
Not a shocker when reality get the ignore
As usually the case, started w/ a truck
Some TDS* mo-ron, pushing his luck
Maybe headed to protest at the border
Won't get shot so ignore law, cause disorder
From the source, more that's hard to believe
Ripped & shredded, all to deceive
Some papers he ate, others got a flush
For him, not sure the bigger rush
Put White House toilet in a clog
Need him on a spit, char that orange hog
His blow buddy Vlad, invading Ukraine
Donnie fueled him, OK to be insane
Yet onward, big ole Earth does spin
I fear, humanity's hold growing thin
How many humans? What will be our peak?
Short of 8 billion before we begin to leak?
Still don't get we're bound by same rules
Not guns, allah or jesus will save us fools
Carrying capacity & Natural Selection
Will lead to massive human rejection
Covid is bad but TrumpVirus the real evil
Made it ok to lie, cheat, steal & kill
Not that it wasn't already going on
He just entitled the average moron
Ignorant, fat, sitting sucking beer labeled lite
Thinking he's special cuz he is white
Watching fox, looking for someone to blame
Standard 'merican playing Da Nile game
All the while, Earth with the shakes
Even Iceland & Antarctica w/ rock breaks
Philippine plate getting the squeeze
Mag. 6 Argentina is more than a tease
Pushing the Andes up a little higher
OK & KS fracking oil their desire
Causing more shakes near Medford, OK
Poor little town, buildings on sway
Long as we got the bad oil need
Exploding Earth will fuel the greed
Out in space, sun spot story
Maybe big ones have passed their glory
REMINDER!!
Only another 776 days
Before moon hides our star aways
Where will you be, for me it's Texass
Where it'll take moon 4 minutes to pass
Light rain outside, dog w/ the snooze
Time for da blog to take a cruise
Death by TrumpVirus numbers seem down
Still lotta unvaxed into da ground
Seeeeeeya...or not
Today On Earth

Local wildlife..
Pigsty trash house they came from
So nasty, they won't even go in
Yes...TDS*  of course
Nothing but the lowest scum
For donnie..


*TDS - TrumpDickSuckers...


Monday, February 21, 2022

Celebrate GW's Birthday..Not all Presidents!!

I still don't think "President's Day" is real...we should be celebrating George Washington's Birthday!!
But, Nixon? Bush? either and certainly not the traitor Punk'n Head. Used to celebrate Abe's, too - a very worthy day to celebrate, but political correctness..or really just corporate greed screws everything.

Usual-ish blog tomorrow
Today it's my monthly column

March 2022 - On & Off Earth


As our short trip through February wraps up and we finally, hopefully, wind down this long, cold winter, the month of March arrives with more dramatic changes guaranteed. Backed by over two extra minutes of sunlight every day, at an ever steeper angle, southern air will begin to win more of the air mass battles, driving the northern chill back toward the poles. We will notice the battle results in big temperature swings and gusting winds; hang on to your hat, it’s March.


Perhaps, the most shocking, but human created change this month occurs on the 13th. At 2am we “Spring Forward” our clocks, moving an hour of daylight in the morning to the evening. Early risers will, again, wake in the dark, evening walkers still out safely until 8pm. No longer an early riser, losing that hour of sleep is an easy trade-off for the lingering evening light of Daylight Saving Time.


Living and walking in the woods, I realize, every day, that I share the forest with a host of plants and animals and while some are aware, most are oblivious to my existence and all are unconcerned with my welfare. My safety is in my hands alone and while far from fearful I am fully aware of that on every walk. The snowpocalypse on January 3rd added a new danger.


The snow from that devastating storm is gone but the damage to our forests remains, and will for months, perhaps years. The woodlands of Louisa are now full of widow-maker snags of bent and broken pines and cedars mixed with splintered beeches and maples. Some of my trails are still closed, others require tricky detours and step-overs; clean up is slow, more debris falls daily.


On several recent days, wild, gusty winds, fueled by air mass battles, have added new, sinister sounds to the howling of the wind. The sudden creaking and then snapping of those weakened, broken and hanging branches and tree tops, all quick to answer gravity’s call have shortened or delayed several walks of late; be careful out there, the planet really doesn’t care about us.


March’s Full Worm moon is on the 18th. Two days later our nearby star is, briefly(@ 11:33am), directly over Earth’s equator and Spring begins (Fall down south). Having spent the last six months warming the southern hemisphere, the sun will spend the next six months beaming down more directly on the northern end of our planet.


The winter constellations still sparkle in the evening sky but no planets are visible until Venus and Mars rise about two hours ahead of the sun. Venus is the bright one, Mars, always reddish and much dimmer. Saturn and a waning crescent moon join them for quite a show pre-dawn on the 27th and 28th. The sun begins March with Aquarius as a backdrop, our revolution moving our star into Pisces on the 13th.


Louisa County, as a whole, and Louisa Public Schools more directly suffered a great loss with the passing of Mr. Sherman Shifflett on Valentine’s Day. A wonderful man, always a pleasure to encounter and visit with, his positive influences are destined to linger long in the thousands of lives he touched and changed. As I offer my condolences to his family and close friends and share in their sadness, I also know we all have a better place in our hearts and souls for having known Sherman Shifflett.


Finally, not cold...whew

Today On Earth

Sunday, February 20, 2022

Winter Rules!!

A few days of warm, taste of spring
But, winter is still doing its thing
20 degrees...
Throw in gradient 'tween High & Low
Another day where the wind did blow
Wild, crazy, howling gusts
To safely walk, little trust
Still lots of snags, debris hanging
Don't want it on my head a'banging
Sun is shining, still nasty cold
20 degrees...
Constant chill has gotten old
Sure, ain't much we can do..
As a week of wet rolls on thru
That's the forecast for this week
Least it's rain, not some snow freak
Aleutian shakes & 5.1 in Peru
Course, Texass freaking fracking, too
Big sunspot, several weeks old
Turning back our way, blasting bold
Venus still brilliant before first light
Mars, dimmer, trees..not in sight
TrumpVirus data is not well updated
Bet: for shot, 2,500 shouldn't of waited
Listened to fake fox, bought donnie's con
Falsebook their news, now they're gone
Wonder what olympians will say
With Ghina's censors out of the way
Will closing ceremonies be Vlad's opening act
KGB runt starting Ukraine attack?
Human greed, war, oil & gas
But, from Earth, still we get no pass
If we destroy our own habitat
Seeeeeya folks, that will be that
But, life and evolution will go on
Just not with humans if trees are gone
Out in the yard, saw feathers fly
Did a hawk do a grab & fly-by?
Suddenly no birds in sight
Something just ain't quite right
Welcome to Earth
Eat or be eaten is the way
On our big planet, Today

A more recent pic...
My new citrus grove
Key Lime & Meyer Lemon
Viacitrus.com
But, they appear to be sold out..
Of these two




Saturday, February 19, 2022

RIP Sherman Shifflett!!

Saw the sad news yesterday
Sherman Shifflett had passed away
Long cancer battle, but was doing well
But, on Earth, ya can never tell
Asst. Principal for discipline
Fair consequences, with a grin
On school board, nobody's fool
Knew schools need enforceable rules
Knew real issues, few bad parents
For their turd* want the rules bent
They create problems for schools to fix
In 'merica, never their fault, always dicks
Sherm always a story, w/ a laugh & smile
He & I, could talk for awhile
To battle parents making a bad choice
The county & world, lost a wise voice

Cold front thru, wind is down
Overnight, more frozen ground
Bright sun cookin' & clouds are gone
My solar heating system is on!!
Little more light everyday
Winter temps fading away
Well, after night, when we're in teens
Then warmer days will be seen
Hard to believe fire danger is high
Air maybe, but ground ain't dry
No real quake issues today
'merica, 2,500 mo' TDS** gone away
Cross the border, locking truckers up
Idiots, get a shot or just shut up
Nobody cares what you "believe"
Just your virus we don't wish to receive
No, it's still not a science hoax
But, donnie believers, you're the jokes
All this viral crap is his/your fault
Getting a shot, only way to halt
Moon is waning, sun not too wild
Longing for temps, a little more mild
Stay safe, be smart
From TDS** stay apart
And, to be safe, when you are out
Mask up, one on my face, ain't no doubt
Today On Earth

Google, verizon, both just suck
Good connection, outta luck
5 minutes to download a photo...
That's on my computer..
Apple pretty sucky these days, too




*TURD -Totally UnResponsible Derelict

**TDS- TrumpDickSucker... see * above

Friday, February 18, 2022

Danger Woods Walkers!!

While a big dog has been a little slow
That didn't end yesterday's walk; NO
The pre-storm wind stirred another fear
Falling debris danger became quite clear
Creaking & breaking in the damage woods
Quickly turned thoughts to, this ain't good
The forest, seriously damaged in January
Made this life loving guy very wary
Same set up out there today
Wild wind with trees a'sway
Still, we're gonna give it a go
But, ain't no doubt, wind gonna blow
Front is thru & cooler, 70's are done
Clouds are moving, hints of sun
Only 0.22" of rain
Water table still high, can't complain
Round the planet, always shakes
Low mag. 5's biggest rock breaks
No real issues
Along Earth's fissures
Well, there is the enema site, Texass
Still blowing up Earth for gas
Pumping salt water excess into Earth
So, to human quakes they give birth
OK & KS, too
Greed rules, whatcha gonna do?
Throw in another 280 dead yesterday
From Texass..think I'll stay away
Floriduuh single digits early in week
Today, 658 😱...If death you seek
USA still killing 2 or 3K+ per day
Yet, idiots, "take the masks away"
If you're a TDS*... mostly fat & white
Guns, misogyny, racism are alright
Well, don't really wanna be a hater
But, OK if your unvaxed face on ventilator
Off to see jesus, or more likely not
If beliefs are true, probably somewhere hot
Cuz, you been bad
Now, you been had
In other hot news
Spotty solar views
Moon waning, brightening late night
Jupiter, my bet, it's outta sight
Venus, beams among the morning stars
Less bright but nearby, Mars
New baby lemon & lime trees
Love 'em but no tree squeeze
Quickly get the spine reminder
Today On Earth

Love this tree!!!



*TDS -you're a TrumpDickSucker
Reality bites!!






Thursday, February 17, 2022

Warm Before the Storm

Just ahead of front, the usual warm air
Already 61, w/ lots of clouds out there
Major storm warnings in mid-west
Another day, another Earth test
We are only looking at overnite rain
And, no brutal cold, this winter's bane
Volcano report, 26 getting wild this week
Indonesia's the place, if eruptions you seek
Usual suspects but Fuego win the prize
With competition from Etna, zero surprise
Aleutians, Kamchatka, Japan, Philippines
Hawai'i, Galapagos, lava easily seen
Ring O Fire, they got the name right
Just south of Fiji, hold on tight
6.8 quake, wave report, don't know
Cuz, as usual, verizon is super slow
Mid-Atlantic ridge, shifty of late
Rift a'slipping but nothing too great
If TrumpVirus slowing, why 3,306 dead
And, seems mostly full in ICU bed
Another 141K new cases yesterday
Keeping my mask, this ain't going away
In VA, gov still intent on killing YoungKin
Glennn's grasp on reality seems, well, thin
Big sunspot, about to turn back our way
From latest blast, it's ready to play
We better hope, Earth ain't in the way
Frying the grid would not be good
On Earth Today

Still unable to download photos
Apparently, Apple sucks, too
At least they don't care..
They all say they do..
But, are really too big for it to mattter
Today On Earth

Oh yea,
Let's hope slimy, killer Putin
don't start up with da shootin'

Xmas snake, shredded!!

Want great lemon or lime trees?
Viacitrus.com
Great service, amazing trees
Flowers & fruits upon arrival!!
I'd show a pic but..well, apple sucks

Wednesday, February 16, 2022

Solar Blast, Guatemala Quake, Snow Moon

Back of sun, big Coronal Mass Ejection
Will miss Earth, no need for deflection
Not that we could do much, anyway
But, zapping the grid, we'd all pay
Guatemala with a coast line 6.2 quake
W. Nevada, at 4.7, "now you're awake"
Nevada, rifting, ripping state apart
Guatemala, subduction at the heart
Still a little cool outside
But, upward, temps continues to slide
Southern breeze bringing warm our way
Gonna hit 70?? in one more day
Course that's the warm
Just ahead of the storm
But, brutal cold
Which has gotten old
Is not behind the coming front
Late winter sun beginning to blunt
In about an hour, Full Snow Moon
Got a Jupiter peek, I 'bout to swoon
But, it is really low 
In lingering yellow of sunset glow
In 'merica, another 2,850 dead folks
Only 1 in Floriduuh? where it's a hoax
Cuz, if 50 million morons deny
A lie is still just a big ole lie
Punk'n Head's accountants will lie no more
Please, oh please, a closing prison door
If trumps & kushners go to jail
Glimmer of hope, justice can prevail
Me, waiting on a tree
Delivery
Baby Lemon & Lime
To tire greenhouse, it was time
But, time now for a walk
Check my likes on Facebalk:)
No falsebook, instascam or tweet
Life on phone, seems pretty beat
Earth is the place, where we live
All we need, it will give
So...get out and wander
Today On Earth

Apple photos is screwed..
So, an old pic
Well, it seems google &
verizon both suck...




Tuesday, February 15, 2022

TrumpVirus Spreads North

Minority right to be a raging asshole
Continues & spreads out of control
Canadian truckers, obviously clever lot
Now spewing "can't make me get shot"
Well, if you're gonna come south
We don't want infection out your mouth
Idiots rant & scream & lie & rave
Waiting on Jesus for the save??
Good job Justin, lock 'em up
Logic so thin, use truck to disrupt
Meanwhile, back to reality
Another 2,500 we'll not again see
Dead, gone, never gonna seeya
Damn sure, wouldn't wanna be ya
Got 2 shots & booster, too
Don't get it, why won't you?
Bet most taking other medication
Bet most, light on education
Still believe donnie, so sad
Bought the con, you been had
Quick example, "leader" MTG
How stupid can you be..
Confused Hitler's storm troop
For a cold tomato soup
Would be even funnier if not so sad
Cuz, she's in congress & that is bad
🌞
It is still cold but gonna get warm
Wild swings before weekend norm??
What is really normal these days
Normal, something a human says
Earth has no normal, except change
Seeking balance but only rearrange
Heat to cold, High pressure to Low
Those the only rules planets know
Throw in standard Coriolis spin
It's always Earth for the win
No big quake issues today
Caribbean plate, squeeze underway
Mid-Atlantic ridge lava on move
Somewhere, always, pushing that groove
Sunspots, yes, but no monster blast
Far north auroras last & last
Venus, pre-dawn, insanely bright
Add near Full Moon, barely night
🌕
Little early, no Jupiter in sight
Maybe, try again tonight
Fading fast, dropping low
But, no effect from moon glow
Post dark walk, will be bright
Give it a'go, in the moonlight
Today On Earth

Somewhere, there is gardening