Last Day Of Boreal Wedge..

The cool Canadian High pressure dome

Is finally making a farther east home

But, will send us cool air for one mo' day

While on the Plains, storms underway

Biggest quake today, only a 5.0

Solar wind..could be minor aurora show

Cirrus coming, but won't be wet

And, for the cool, this is about it

Next week gonna feel like summer

Just a hint of future's heat bummer

College ragheads protesting jews

Spewing out their own hateful views

Go home & fix your own country

Too bad you've cut every tree

Still having hordes of hungry kids

Prayers to allah, same as toilet skids

jehovah, jesus..also still a no show

But, the bombs continue to blow

3rd world trash in 1st world

And, on the protests swirled

Easy fix over in palestine hole

Turn in hamas to jew patrol

But, on they pray & hate

Maybe allah ain't all that great

Like fat lyin' piece of crap, donnie

Only chance if in jail he be

Why not ask slime on 'supreme court'

If prez has immunity should Joe resort

To making donnie disappear

Put sammy, clarence deep into fear

If prez got that total immunity thing

Joe should go on GOP clean out fling

Clear donnie don't think things thru

Cuz, w/ immunity, Joe's coming for you!!

Quick erase..

My Pillow on his face

Maybe the orange makeup would stain

Have to hope there'd be pain

Me...still hope donnie has a stroke

Not much different than current joke

Today On Earth

The King of Quail

Is back on patrol!!

what a good boy!!

Even Sunspots Forming Gangs..

Group of young sunspot thugs

Solar flares are their drugs

Blasting energy out Earth's way

Gonna make a weekend play

No big quakes, just local concern

Usual volcanoes (23) lava burn

Canadian air has us in the cool

Back in court, our national fool

Next week, it's storms & heat

Summer coming, may not be sweet

Show on future, concern empathy

It's waaay less people we need to see

Stupid questions, answers worse

Earth has got the human curse

Sadly, I fear, we'll soon be gone

No worries, evolution will roll on

With or without us

Ain't no fuss...

Today On Earth

Bridge repair, slightly askew

Least...ya won't fall thru

donnie Naps & Farts, Joe Hammers Him!!

Prez Joe's on the humor campaign trail

Lyin' donnie naps & prepares for jail

Hearing the truth is wearing donnie out

So he naps & has another gassy bout

Earth takes lil break from quake action

Still shakes, no big subduction reaction

Sun remains spotty, but average wind

Unlikely to do much ionosphere bend

Showers are forecast, seeming unlikely

But, still storms likely make folks flee

College kids protest for Palestine

Seems overbreeding killers are fine

Not that jews are much better

Both destroyed an Earth that was wetter

Trash your home then invade elsewhere

Their hateful gods offer no cheer

In fact, their gods..seem pieces of crap

More lies leading into the stupid trap

Just men looking for power & control

Pretend in family have a big role

Being a sperm donor ain't much work

Give women a break, give yourself a jerk

Hey donnie, where's that wife you bought

Melonious ain't giving him a thought

Maybe that's not really here name

Another Euro whore, all the same

His 2nd, 'merican low rent trash

Showed more of his real class

Oh he's got class, just really low

Pretentious is his only show

TDS* all wanna be just like him

Eat, abuse, lie, avoid the gym

Those posers make jesus so proud

Dare to actually say his name outloud

Hard to believe any god rules

IF

donnie not struck selling bibles to fools

Hurricane season, another early start?

Same odds as..is donnie gonna fart

Northern waters at normal June temps

Soon storms be hammering us wimps

Human asskicking to continue...

Today On Earth

Not the best shot

Rose Breasted Grosbeak

Zoom to see Mr. Spectacular

*TDS -TrumpDickSucker

You sap...

TrumpVirus..Asshole The New Norm..

donnie made being an asshole OK

TDS* now rude & nasty every day

Go into a hospital w/ your gun

But, no consequences, not a one

Course, most are thin skinned pigs

Can't handle any come-back digs

Is it cuz their brain is numb

Or like donnie, they're just dumb

But, what don't lie, that's the Earth

Mo' warming & shakes, for what it's worth

Or that..Amazon data center is good

Or think solar panels better than wood

Oh, solar is great on a roof

Replacing trees, millennia of proof

Deforestation is always bad

Middle east, trees they once had

Now only got desert & war

But for rich jews, it's a 'score'!

But, ARab trees, they're gone, too

So..kill & steal is all they do

Taiwan again got big quakes

On the island shakes & shakes

Ghina got flooding, it's deserved

No trees or soil's been preserved

And, burning up that Aussie coal

In a termite society, how they roll

'Cept it's a king not a queen

Women remain quiet & unseen

Sad..8 billion many w/o a clue

Waiting to steal from me & you

Course, we stole their resources first

Hard to argue, we ain't the worst

Euro's are warming, Atlantic, too

Coming quick, human royal screw

Synced solar blast may graze us

For now, auroras, no grid fuss

Full Pink moon is today

Onto beaches spring tides will play

We'll deny it's the new reality

Even though it is plain to see

Like.. that donnie is slimy con man

About to lie on the stand

Then he'll whine, deny & proclaim

That for nothing he is to blame

And, every TDS* is the same

Playing the poser for jesus game

Better hope they ain't right

They claim hell is quite the fright

And, they all deserve it...

Today On Earth

This tree..like a TDS*

rotten to the core

lil breeze, down it came

don't really take much to shut evil down

But, ya gotta stand up to it!

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

54th Earth Day...In Name Only..:(

While big biz is hypin' & braggin'

Round the world feet are draggin'

As we burn the oil, coal & gas

Thinking Earth'll give us a pass

Be best to rethink that one..

Lest we go from 8 billion to none

Earth was crowded 54 years ago

Now, damn sure no place to go

Asia remains world enema spot

But, entire planet is waaay too hot

Waaay too crowded, waaay too dumb

Religious lies have world brain numb

Ain't no god swooping in w/ aid

Still con men leaders, gotta get paid

Steal from the poor, like casinos do

Pay for empty prayers, nothing new

Earth with other ideas & shakes

Off Taiwan, lotta earthquakes

Less it's Ghina w/ invasion plans

Stealing is what Xi demands

Will help get to Ukraine on time?

Beat back li'l vlady's prison slime

But, isn't everyone a prisoner there

In Ruskie, truth you can't declare

Be great to see donnie on the stand

He can only lie, contempt reprimand

Lock his fat lying ass in jail

Still half of congress'd kiss his tail

But, maybe giving that a re-think

W/ democracy on the brink..

At least a few grew a spine

Not happening w/ local slime

Board is on knees sucking Amazon

Store data til all the food is gone

Sun been missing us w/ blasts

Just how long will misses last??

That sun is back to shining here

Air is cool but skies are clear

Ticks & bears focus me on every walk

Got a big dog..ever on the stalk

Time to get out

Where everyday is Earth Day!!

Like today..

Meet young

Pawth of Totality

Cool & Gloom.. Rain? Not Yet..

Ya want it warm, now tis Spring

But, quite often, here's the thing

Earth is fickle, unpredictable

We're still getting northern pull

Rain seems mostly south of here

But, skies sure ain't clear

Comet reports, you got no chance

W/ both sun & moon to enhance

And, it was already way too low

To give our eyes much of a show

Iceland w/ today's biggest shake

From lava flows, still no break

Sun remains quite spotty still

But no flare seem poised to spill

Our way

Today

House finally approved Ukraine aid

Ranting crazies (MTG)...got played

Minor win for democracy

donnie..new lies & spin we'll see

Somehow he'll claim

That he was not to blame

But, if his lips are on the fly

You know he's telling a lie

Liar back tomorrow, Stormy trial

All grow tired of his denial

Delay, lie, delay, appeal

His whole world is a steal

Few drops beginning to fall

Still, no hint of a squall..

Today On Earth

Wild azaleas or spreading

and blooming

Gorgeous

More Gloom... Denon Still Sucks..

You'd think at least it would get radio

Again, Denon receiver is a no show

Won't sync w/ my phone either

Play TV sound, again a deceiver

Help, they have offered none

RVA's Audio Exchange, lies everyone

$600 bucks & I've really got zip

Would've been better w/ Best Buy trip

💸💸💸

Gloom & cool remains the scene

Of pollen, air so not clean

Solar blasts headed our way

Minor auroras may dance & play

Too much light now in Lapland

Texass quakes, cuz oil we demand

Otherwise, no big shakes

Hope afternoon brings cloud breaks

Rain, looks like we will get none

But, RVA.. perfect day for a run

Ticks.. yea..they really do suck

Today, already 3 I've had to pluck

At least dog has pill

That does the kill

I'd do trial for human pill

Better than the Lyme chill..

Today On Earth

RIP

Dickie Betts

🎸

Made that guitar sing..southern style

Dog checking out bear diggings

They are out & about

Mikey Johnson grew a pair

Would you want your kid in military w/ donnie the douche as commander in chief?

Told leather face MT Greene

Your power is gone...!!

Way to late...Ukraine get help

Kick lil vlady's ass!!!

And, Back In The Cool.. Bears..

North of front, into cool zone again

Clouds & gloom have re-moved in

Bear is back, neighbors feeders down

Even checked mail box, gettin' around

Not metal box out at the street

Plastic drop box..looking for a treat

Only found shoes, and didn't eat

Bird feeders.. they're pretty beat

Sun spotty, looking like got measles

Jury's chosen in trial of lying weasel

Few quakes around, only into low 5's

Locals nervous but all will survive

In US, San Andreas & Texass frackin'

SW Ghina, landslides maybe crackin'

Comet getting close to the sun

Near Jupiter, both low, a hard to see one

When will it rain? will we get much?

Likely, only a very light touch

GOP congress, still head up their ass

If aid gets a vote, will easily pass

But, skanky bitch w/ leather face

Queen/Greene w/ democracy erase

Like all of GOP, it's all about her

Lyin' poser for jesus, that's for sure

Got her a gun, thinks she's so bad

Worn face says all, really just sad

Pale green fading, woods getting lush

Time to get up, off my tush..

Today On Earth

Squirrel proof maybe

Bear proof..NOT!!

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

TDS* is mine, donnie..

donnie Trying To Steal TDS* From Me!! But, He Got It Wrong!!

TDS* means Trump Dick Sucker

You believe him.. are an outta lucker

He used TDS* in a recent lying rant

Get it right or use it, you can't!!

Do I have to sue his lying ass, too

Use my term wrong, I'll screw you!!

LOFL!!

Volcanoes are blasting, quakes shaking

Forecast this summer, we're all baking

Every year, hotter than the last

CO2 higher than 800K in the past

Still we deny, show off stupidity

As more Ukrainian have to flee

Thanks mikey johnson for not a thing

GOP bitch slapped on impeachy fling

Wanted to bitch & whine & blame

Chuck said, ain't playing that game

Took a vote, it is done

RVA more punks w/ a gun

Parents..keep 'em in

Now that's funny

Today On Earth

3rd round of indoor jalepeños

Reality In Flyover Denial Land

Like their 'leader', living in denial

donnie & Plains again put on trial

Warming fueled storms tore up Plains

Voted for donnie then stop complains

This on you, living in made up world

As on the wind & reality swirled

Expect more, soon to come

Relying of prayer, just seems dumb

Likely too late to stop our oil glut

Big truck, li'l dick, you're an oil slut

More storms coming, somewhere, today

Give Earth the juice, gonna play

And, we have made things extra hot

Gave air, land & sea, a steroid shot

Minor quakes, no big concerns

Sun, small spots, on it burns

We're on the cool side of a front

A one day hot weather punt

Be back tomorrow, it is spring

Temps'll do the roller coaster thing

Religious wackos in the middle east

Praying & bombing to death beast

Don't care if they live or die

Post-dead rewards in the 'sky'??

Seems the worst gambling addiction

Ignore science, pick superstition

A little greener outside...

Today On Earth

It's Lady Slipper time..

Happily In The Doughnut Hole...

The storms slid by, just barely missed

Sky it crackled & it hissed

Few drops then another brief deluge

Big dog & I, just into our refuge

But, we missed the big rain & hail

As in the midlands, new storm does sail

Lyin' donnie in court, he fell asleep

Whines 'misjustice' but he's in deep

Well, not in deep, so Stormy did say

Basically raped her, then had to pay

Hid the truth, pre-election

'Bout his stubby li'l erection

All while 'ho wife nursing his kid

Now in w/ posers for jesus he has slid

Nothing in commandants 'bout hypocrisy

So, lots more we're all gonna see

Using abortion as population cover

From 8 billion..we'll not soon recover

Asia remains world enema site

Over 4 billion, that is a real fright

Now they want to all migrate

Bringing all their lies & hate

Religious hordes all on the roam

Cuz they've all ruined home

Now bring overbreeding on the road

Earth got rules, can't overload

RVA punks killing everyone..

Cuz it's easy to get a gun

Now a curfew, parents enforce..?

It's the 'parents' that made it worse

If they kept their feral kids at home

Wouldn't be under a killing dome

Guns don't save, they only kill

To NRA nuts, that such a thrill

But, cops at schools run & hide

Stop a shooter, naa, stay outside

VT w/ an ugly anniversary today

Cuz campus cops, stayed away

If guns make it so safe in the USA

Why another 100+ gonna die today

⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰

🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

5.9 quake off S. Japan

Sun getting all flare-y again

Storms kinda unlikely here

Still, skies ain't quite clear

Gonna rage somewhere today

Wonder what those denier'll say

'oh thank the lord we were saved'

Too bad boy donnie misbehaved

Otherwise wouldn't be sleep in court

Could be at gaudy low class resort

Stuffing his face, cheating at golf

Bragging 'bout how he got off

Seems unlikely, justice will prevail

Throw his fat traitor ass in jail

Today On Earth

Earth blooms on

Wild Iris & a Bluet

Go Scottie!! Green & Heat Expand

Seems like we've kinda skipped spring

Movin' quickly to the summer thing

Midwest, land of TDS* denial

Will receive another wild warming trial

Speaking of trials, donnie back in court

So many felonies, so hard to sort

Middle East, I-Ran missiles, shot down

allah's help, none, on pray the clowns

jehovah ain't answering any prayers either

Maybe both sides should take a breather

We all know religious hate will continue

Mosque, synagog; same lame poser venue

Church or cathedral, just another excuse

For men to heap on the sexist abuse

bible or koran, by men for men

To control and abuse women

🌎

Big ole shake-6.5- off PNG

But, seems no wave they'll see

Nor will any auroras appear

Solar blasts w/an  Earth steer clear

Time to get into warm & green

It's a rapidly changing scene

Will wild weather be seen..here?

Boston marathon, heat the fear

🏌

Congrats to Scottie for Masters #2

Tiger, dead last, whore monger's thru

Today On Earth

Lady Slipper time!!

The Chill Is Gone...

Lots of sun & much less wind

Temps w/ an big upward trend

80's forecast for the week

Earth fading fast for the meek

Down in GA, Tiger sure sucked

Shots flew wild, fans...ducked

Shoulda kept his lame ass at home

Driving lessons, new 'ho on da phone

Just saw my first hummer

There's a sign, we're into summer

Coastlines taking quite the hit

TDS* deny seas rising quite a bit

donnie back in court this week

Lock him up, justice we all seek

Heard & saw trees crashing down

And, yes, they do make a sound

Green is coming on & quick

Few small quakes, faults unstick

Solar blast with a glancing blow

Only minor chance of aurora glow

SpaceX continues sky pollution

Satellite hordes not future solution

Ryan Reynolds on SNL last night

Total laugh out loud delight

Time to get a dog out in the sun

Then off, return to pickle fun

Today On Earth

Lot of trees didn't make it thru

Big wind

Asshole Kikes & Ragheads 

Go to war

Religious wack jobs

what idiots

*TDS - TrumpDickSuckers

Million bought the con

But were already hateful

&

Posers for jesus

Obrigado Is Open!!

After a very long 9 month wait

Da O is open & looking great

Nothing but smiles all around

All bummed w/ the long shut down

After a Texass weight gain trip

Could use a break, downward slip

But, may have to go back tonight

..Next week try & get back to lite..:)

WIFI connection is back & strong

ManCity back on top, they belong!!

Himalaya w/ 5.5 shake today

?Landslides underway?

Monster storm finally moving on

Be a day before the wind is gone

Fickle cool of spring today

Next week, spring heat comes our way

Sun with minor CME 

High Lat auroras they may see

Outside sun but wind does howl

Time to get out my big bowwow

Out for his morning stroll

As ManCity continues to roll

Today On Earth

Pink Ladies

In a blooming Texass

Nice job AZ

Bringing back laws from pre-statehood

Lyin' donnie w/ quick backpedal

'pro-life'.. death for donnie

Posers for jesus..easily fooled

Hard to see...

Reality

Or NY could just lock him up!!

Finally... Home..

After far too long stuck in Big D

We're home w/ wind blowin' free

American Airlines ongoing nitemare

Loaded on plane before were aware

Bad antenna, could not fly

W/ all them big clouds in the sky

We got off, had a drink

But, had another in a semi-blink

Finally home 26 hours late

Much of today, not feeling great

Rehydrate and several naps

Time for some deep wood laps

Forest is sure a lot more green

Dogwood blooms on the scene

Solomon's & Ghina only quakes at 5

Big ole sunspot has burst alive

Got WIFI but no internet??

Weather related, a safe bet

Monster storm into NorthEast

Where it remains quite the beast

Back to my hotspot will this load

And, with pix, no transfer mode

From phone to macbook.. WTF

We will see, wish us luck

Today On Earth

Eclipse brew

Yes!!

We all had one during totality!!

old school hot spot

You go verizon!!

Stuck In Big D...Texass

On to D22

Movin'..it's what I do

DFW is 50 years old

Looks it, if I can be so bold

Yea, waiting, a li'l cold

Miles to walk, no movin' carpet

Skylink, shaky ride you get

Standby flight, another delay

Another gate, the usual play

No big quakes, 20 volcanoes

Etna, smoke rings it blows

Iceland still oozing out basalt

Fuego, ain't ever gonna halt

Otherwise, usual suspect erupting

Good news, no worldwide disrupting

That's still the TrumpVirus mess

Ongoing war & dictatorness

Nice not hearing about the jews

And, more bombs - caaablews!!

💣💣💣💣

Comets with bad luck near sun

Making the iceball come undone

Beginning to think, be flight 2

Middle seat, whatcha gonna do

I'll take it to get out of big D

Enough of the DFW crazy..

Today On Earth

Red at bottom

A monster flare!!!

Hunker Down, Hunker Down, Hunker Down.. In Dixie

Southern deniers of reality

More wild warming..gonna see

Will be trailers flying all about

Praises to jesus they'll all shout

Jesus will, shocker, offer zero aid

His con men, still wanna get paid

West of the front skies are clear

But, it's waaaay breezy out there

And, for Texass spring, it's cool

Kite fest testers, you be a fool

Handful of local reminder quakes

New sunspot might end flare breaks

New spot stirring up: 3633

And, 3628, still easy to see

Time to ready for Cowboy's town

From there a VA touchdown

Eclipse times in the Lone Star state

Have been extra special great!!

Stay weird Austin..

Today On Earth

Nearing totality

Timing & Lighting Merge - Eclipse!!

Stress was high

Clouds were nigh

Then as partiality marched on

Suddenly the thick clouds, gone

Totality, the world turned to gloom

Neighbors sang: Dark Side of the Moon

The moment, ephemeral but long

Our world, ethereal light & song

All as storms formed & grew

Hail, tornadoes, lightning, too

Today, clouds, wind & rain

Yesterday; missed the serious pain

Mag. 6.6 Indonesian quake

No tsunami for a beach re-rake

SW Asia, Oceana shaky today

It's where plates come to play

Spot 3628 remains quite huge

We remain in cloud refuge

On to lunch

Today On Earth 

My best shot during totality

EEEEERRIE!!

Starry Night:) Cloudy Day:( So Far

The front has stalled then moved our way

Now we got all these clouds at play

But...I have seen beams of sunlight

Still hope an eclipsed sun'll be in sight

In round the world crazy news

Botswana w/ pro-trophy hunting views

Threatening to send Germany elephants

If dead animal trophies can't be sent

😱

Cuz we've killed off top predators

Up to us to do balance restores

And, we are so skilled at intervention

😆LOL!!😆

Let's put Botswana in trophy detention

BUT

It's Ghina, not Germany that's the cause

That w/ extinctions there is no pause

Ancient remedies, stupid cures

W/ new viruses & spies on all shores

Evil lands sowing chaos world wide

From Ghina, Russia, Iran we can't hide

Add Israel, Hamas, N. Korea, too

Nuke 'em all..be ok to do??

Least young Ghinese breeding less

Cuz, to overpopulation we won't confess

Earthquakes, volcanoes some help there

W/ all our wars, 'bout life we don't care

But, births still outpace those dying

And, w/ wacko religions all trying

To out breed & out scream

About their better death dream

allah w/ better death scene than jesus!

No scream mormons, better dead w/ us

Hate your life, life to die

Rest of us... wanna cry

All use science, but don't believe

That in science, suffering we can relieve

Ain't no imaginary god coming today

To wipe the world's trouble away

There is a shadow, it's coming soon

Hope for clearing, chance to swoon

It's eclipse showtime, just past noon

Today On Earth

Seems like there should be a lake

But, it's 1/2 mile away

At least

Still Texas denies climate change

Shocker 😱