WriteNRandy... Senate Dist. 10

Since John McGuire gets nothing done

I thought I'd make a write-in run

Seems...his agenda

Every white with a gun

And, not one abortion

Got no plan; republican

My slogan

Anyone but McGuire..

WriteNRandy

Lewis R Holladay

Maybe John will reveal his plan..

Everyone must attend church??

Only book allowed..bible??

Only white can own guns

Overbreeding required...

But, with 8 billion people on Earth

&, millions good w/ unplanned birth

Floods & fires, heat waves persist

Some might think Earth was pissed

But, it's just reacting to our waste

That cleaning up, we show no haste

Mo-rons in congress, shut it all down

Notice me, I'm such a clown

Kevin don't care if US takes a dip

Long as he keeps his speakership

Truth remain, if you claim: republican

We know, you got no real plan

Except...

Blame & denial & fear, it works

If you appeal to racist jerks

And, we got plenty in the USA

Hitler's boys won't go away

But neither will Earth reality

TDS* from heat wave can't flee

Ophelia lingers, floods NYC

Floriduuh, rains from warm Gulf sea

Mississippi can't make Gulf of Mexico

W/ no rain coming to increase the flow

Few quakes, minor local trouble

Full moon big, but so not double

Tidal flooding along the east coast

To water front homes; a toast

🍹

Gotta go..looking to drop Amerigas

On tank rental..I will pass

Today On Earth

WRITE-N-RANDY

LEWIS R HOLLADAY

FOR

SENATE DISTRICT 10

The splitting continues

It will get cold

sooner or later

I'm guessing...later

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

Harvest Moon..Nearby

Today's Harvest moon is near perigee

A lil' bigger it may appear to be

Add in a NE onshore breeze

Tides will be up in coastal trees

Here it's still low clouds & gloom

DeeCee mo-rons gonna drop the boom

Shut down government, stupid demands

Yea...like they have a workable plan

Whine about border, but plan to fix??

All like their 'leader' short stubby dicks

Betting M. T. Greene has one, too

And, looking for something to screw

Quakes today mostly around the Ring

But, nothing w/ too much zing

Seems no CME's coming our way

Maybe we'll get by another day

Got a message..come in early

Details, call back..surely

But, no

Who knows...

Today On Earth

BUT

Sriracha is back!!

Ophelia & Philipe Rift Rifts

The African Rift valley remains alive

2 barely trop storms, still survive

Philipe to graze the NE Caribbean plate

Ophelia's remains, tidal influence great

DeeCee, GOP corporate give aways abound

But, government, they're gonna shut down

Ronnie started big deficits waaay back

Mo-ron donnie kept them on track

Now, as usual, gonna blame the dems

But, can't get Mattt Gaetz outta HS gyms

Here, actually seeing the sun

Zebra mussel, having some NC fun

Louisiana, no water to drink

No one there willing to think

About anything but the economy

And how to set more oil free

Like.. the Brits, opening a new field

Just more hypocrisy & denial revealed

Lotta shakes around Puerto Rico

Visit Mexico, to see Popo blow

Sun still sending solar blasts our way

'Bout all I got to say...

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Monster shrooms

Past their prime

Damn close to...slime

Ohhh.. The Wedgie.. Yuck!

It's a classic Wedge & we are stuck

In the clouds & damp & cool: yuck..

Ophelia's remains & a big High

Mean NE wind & low clouds in sky

The WEDGE!!

While in the central TDS* USA

Summer-like heat rules the day

Sunny & hot w/ AC's still running

Their climate change denial, stunning

Poor Floriduuh, another reality poke

Earth kicking ass, still gov. remains unwoke

Jacksonville flooding, Idalia crop damage

Peninsula of stupid, Earth w/ slammage

Same as up in DeeCee

Ongoing GOP stupidity

Holding the country hostage, w/o a plan

No mention of deficit from fat orange man

Happy to give free ride to ultra rich

Ignore treason by their pussy ass bitch

Only goal, white minority rule

Posers for jesus, scream & drool

Problem remains misogyny

Lil' man gods & patriarchy

Sperm donors demand overbreeding

Walk away when comes time for feeding

Wave their guns, scream for war

Unlimited growth for ever more

Hey, it works for cancer!!

Future of humans.. sooo not the answer

Nearby star, working w/ the moon

Will make Eastern Va. tidal lagoon

Bonus boost from onshore wind flow

Just how high will the tides go??

Sun still w/ mixed polarity spots

CMEs** sending Earth solar wind shots

Maybe auroras, unless you got clouds

Like here stuck in wedge's shrouds

Down the road, engines still whine

Weeks now, cutting scrubby pine

For millennia, we have known

As trees have fallen, deserts've grown

And, on it goes

Need more data storage, I suppose

Bet that'll be tasty...

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Coarse Salsa

Pre-Puree

*TDS -TrumpDickSucker

Been conned

Can't admit you're racist & wrong

**CME- Coronal Mass Ejection

The sun rules!!

Aaahhh..Poor Louisiana..Self-Made Mess

They've sucked out all the water & oil

Now the sea is doing groundwater spoil

Won't follow court decisions they don't like

Paying taxes, many are on strike

BUT

Now they want government bail out

Typical GOP denial then beg, at a shout

Tough, if government is shut down

Gaetz & Greene, emoji w/ a frown

😕

Senator Kennedy, few dumber than he

LA's finest; racism & misogyny

Let them drink salt water, I say

Little, new reality coming their way

Complain about deficit donnie added to

When he was doin' TrumpVirus screw

All on dems..they wanna blame

Plan for a fix, none they claim..

So... on it goes

We're screwed again, as they pose

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Clouds remain, Ophelia still near by

Just humid, rain unlikely to fly

Gonna be a cool, cloudy week

Just Earth w/ another future peek

No big quakes, anywhere on land

Texass, still high AC power demand

Sun keeps sending CME's our way

Across Europe, auroras dance & sway

Chris Walker

W/ this shot from Scotland

Thanks spaceweather.com

WHOA!!!

Wanna help Louisiana

Send 'em a clue

They ain't got one...

Today On Earth

Ophelia Lingers, Mississippi W/ Low Flow

Ophelia, now a Low, hangs on

In Mississippi, much of water, gone

Gulf water seeping into Louisiana

Seems, oil pigs not long term planner

Sucked out the water & the oil

Land's subsided, basic Earth recoil

Texass battered w/ baseball hail

Not oil's fault will remain their tale

But, they are getting what they deserve

From reactions, Earth does not swerve

We can be proactive but we refuse

So...we'll suffer Earth's reactive abuse

Here, it's cool early Fall cloudy funk

Rain unlikely, better than 100 degree junk

Puerto Rico bunch of little quakes

Sun spots bathing Earth, CME wakes

But, Fall is aurora season

See 'em, it'll be eye pleasin'

DeeCee, idiots allowing a shutdown

Mo-ron donnie throwing lies around

Ukraine, still kicking lil' vlady's ass

Slowly, but more aid, need to pass

Give jets, blow rusky asses up

Nuke Moscow, make it abrupt:)

Take out an ayatollah, too

& Netanyahu, nazi fascist jew

Make Xi realize, he could be next

Maybe send Kim..nuclear text

Hard to believe, after 3" of rain

Creek is barely running again

Usually that much, it's in flood

Now, not even showing any mud

Flood or drought, storms or fire

Seems, the future we inspire

Here, it's welcome to Amazon slime

Bow to demands, taxes, in distant time

And, what do we get..more data mining

Few ultra rich, more cash pocket lining

Steal & sell our personal info

Seems how the future's going to go

Too bad we can't eat data

Cuz mo' hunger as mo' folks scatter

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And the sea comes on in

higher & higher & higher

Atmospheric Rivers A'Running Into Fall

Our cooking planet's got water flowing

Down, down, down, it's all going

Out of the sky & onto the ground

Unwise location, got flooding around

Ophelia's rain headed up NE coast

Atmospheric river, NW to be the host

It is officially; Autumn, equinox passed

Less & less..& less the light will last

N. London derby, 1-1, then quickly 2-2

With the scoring, unlikely they're thru

After 3+" of rain, still misty here

Just to east, 6+, rivers raging, not clear

My creek's flowing but it's far from rage

At least, w/ rain out of the drought stage

Earth: usual quakes, sun: spotty, unstable

Male downy, just took over suet table

Tree debris is scattered, far & wide

Woods walking, safer to just stay inside

And, binge WIFI, because I can

Great results on water drainage plan

Time to move away from futbol

Ars. v. Tott. 2-2 draw..is all

Today On Earth

Pre-burial

Here's Ophelia!!

Give credit, forecast got it right

Now, Ophelia has us in her sight

Massive storm surge on the coast

New normal if water front you boast

About inch & half, so far, here

In the woods, falling crap the fear

The wind is cranking, rain still light

Sun remains spotty, but not in sight

🌅

Quake scene, pretty standard stuff

Local reminders, nothing too rough

My water diversion upgrade is done

All this rain, better place to run..

Out west, no rain, they got snow

But, into the mountains ya gotta go

Not a real September surprise

Not far up, it's cold in Earth's skies

Depression 17 is starting to spin

But, hottest 3 months there has been

ON EARTH

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Since we producers of excess CO2

Have been doing what we do..

Cutting the trees, burning the wood

Drilling the oil, making life so 'good'

Refuse to look back, at all we've lost

Refuse to look ahead at the cost

GOP mo-rons, government, gonna close

But, no plan for fix they propose

Scream & lie

Blame & deny

Still the overbreeders, breed & migrate

Go to vatican, pope thinks you're great

Let him deal with mess he made

Family planning from guy never laid

And, on we go, wars & breeding

Grubhub good w/ 8 billion feeding?

IDTS...

No money in that

Just feed, rich, lazy & fat

Today On Earth

Marbled Salamander

Wants in the tirehouse??

You know it's wet

If amphibians want in...

Ophelia...

Since spending hours

With WIFI add ons

Need to get ahead

Of Ophelia's showers

Lotta quakes, nothing crazy

Sun still spotty, sky too hazy

So, no auroras here, rain

And, wind, maybe a pain

If I keep power

Can stream for hour after hour

Today On Earth

the last tomatoes

New: Mariana Isle, SubTropical Low

Along eastern edge of Philippine plate

Seems rock & lava are setting a date

Rocks a'shiftin' & lava's on the move

Rest of Ring, volcanoes in usual groove

What to call the Low, will it get a name

If it comes ashore, who'll the GOP blame

It would/will be called Ophelia, indeed

Be nice if some rain, that we sure need

Coast will get wind, lot more rain

Live on a coast today, do not complain

Local pols, walking back abortion plan

But, we all know, they want complete ban

Still no help for the unplanned kids

Seem ok w/ 'em living on the skids

Cuz then can claim they're tough on crime

Posers for jesus...100% hypocrite slime

Big solar blast will just miss below

Maybe stir austral aurora show

News show donnie at rally, hit the mute

Into his head, someone should shoot

PLEASE...

Government shutdown..eminent

Vote in lyin' fools, it's what ya get

Superstitious saps everywhere ya see

All screaming, wanting theocracy

Cuz Iran & Israel are so great

Want a promised land, full of hate

More big families, but no food

Cutting the trees, so not good

Others adapting, humans are not

Oh well, we had a chance, had a shot

And, we are blowing it...bad

Today On Earth

Not much creek left

Water table is low..

Amphibians hunkered...

Bite Me, lil' Vlady...

Punk bitch..

Auroras Dazzlin', Storm A'Brewing

Our spotty star continues blastin' away

Zappin' atmosphere, gettin' aurora to play

Our warm oceans movin' heat away

Forecast Low, a very wet Saturday

OR

More likely, will stay east, miss here

Kinda the way it's gone this year

New Zealand & Poland, quakes today

That's not something I often say..

Idiots in US House, minority rules

Supporting Putin, traitors & fools

Pedophile Gaetz, looks a Pixar villain

Sure don't want him around no chil'ren

Gov. Glennn still screwing our YoungKin

So...no ads mention..they're republican

Lots of money flowing into old VA

Continued democracy may be in play

We have worst government money can buy

Big Oil won't give change a try

But, striking teamsters, problem, too

Fighting EV's, 'will give our job a screw'

Always back to self-centered greed

Only works if we buy more than we need

Problem is, more is not better, just more

But, restraint & sense..we abhor

Got a lil' dick, need a big truck

Suck down lite beer to increase my luck

No need to discuss, I got a gun

So, fading fast, our day in the sun

Maybe if we cut down all the trees

Plant GMO soy..oh joy

Then Earth be rid of human disease

We don't get it..but we will...

Today On Earth

Chinquapins

Poppin'

Aaaaarrrggg!!! Talk Like A Pirate!!!

It's Talk Like A Pirate Day!!

Aaaarrgg, nothing mo' to say!!

Pirates fighting big waves today

Up the Mississippi, mud in the way

Storms at sea, droughts on land

New heat records, Earth in command

Cali w/ some central valley shaking

Nebraska, Earth rattles folks awaking

Sun still blasting, auroras seen

Into US, need camera to get the scene

Cool & dry is the scene here

S. Africa, monster waves, OH dear!

New England, wet w/ floods

Libya, dams break, you get muds

Allah refuses to step in w/ aid

But, his con men, still wanna be paid

Here, GOP does abortion sidestep

TV ads, dodging that GOP they rep

To maintain minority rule

Bend the boundaries, play to the fool

And, stupid, we got plenty of that

Mixed in w/ hateful, racist & fat

But at war, drugs & shopping

No signs, that we're stopping

Today On Earth

AAAARRRRGGGGH!!

Waxing crescent over the clearcut

Quakes, Floods, Droughts, Lovely...

Sea-floor shifting in Sea of Japan

N. England, flooding rain, again

Italian Apennines, 5.0 shake today

Week of loveliness headed our way

That will not help my creek return

Sadness, tiny fish may get the burn

Another little bit of rain..that's it

DeeCee, GOP continues to spew shit

But, fund the government..

NO, it's Hunter they're hell bent to get

All as Jared kneels to Saudi king

Maybe trade his wife..for a fling

And, why should I care at all

Jews.. promised land, a tale so tall

'Everyone should believe like me'

Which..has lead us to total insanity

An option..

Keep your crazy beliefs in your brain

And from stupid boasts, please refrain

Earth don't care, but we better

Soon, be no need, ever, for a sweater

If a god shows..that'd be cool

For now, con men playing the fool

On & on & on fools over-breed

Then moan & beg, got kids I can't feed

Well, don't have 'em, dumbass

Cuz planet will take out the trash

Today On Earth

Why is this dog on the table?

Well...

To better see the squirrels..

DUH!!

A Lull In The Action....IDTS!!

The news seems light, nothing raging

Methinks, 'tis Earth w/ a little staging

Nigel is growing but staying at sea?

Earth just setting summer's heat free

Maritimes still dealing w/ Lee

Just like Floriduuh, where I don't wanna be

VA we got clouds & rain forecast

Won't be much & it won't last

We've mostly dodged the extreme heat

Still got a drought, creek is beat

No big quakes, no issues there

N. Africans pray, Allah still don't care

Fireball seen across several states

Mo' solar blast coming, will light the sky?

Me, semi-overload, too much WIFI

So much to see, coming so fast

But, not cussing verizon, that's a blast

Nuthatch on suet, gold finches at seed

Fat Wren dealing w/ a grooming need

Quiet in the forest, not much breeze

Dog is snoring, life's at ease

12 years on, amerigas, $ rental for tank

Fossil fuel gougers, robbin' the bank

Cali just filed suit, suing big oil

But, seems little late to stop the turmoil

Just more money wasted on lawyer slime

While humans on Earth, run low on time

Will we notice, that we have tipped..

And, into the fossil record have slipped

I doubt it, be too late then

Earth, always, for the win!!

Today & every day

NO!!

These are not sled dogs

Rescued..from a murder scene

😱

Hey lil' Vlady

How's it feel to get your

russky ass kicked?

Your army about as reliable...

as a russky car:)

Hi, New England, They Call Me Lee

Earth's solution for the summer's heat

Is working out, for Earth, rather sweet

Combine evaporation & convection

Mix condensation & Coriolis' deflection

You get a monstrous spinning storm

The monstrous becoming the new norm

Big wind & rain w/ crashing waves

That's just how our planet behaves

Down the coast, Fall is in the air

Full sun but cool & dry out there

Not the scene up the NE coast

Long lived Lee, finally, land fall boast

Sure the stories will be sad & sweet

Some will make it, some'll get beat

Will there be Libyan style dam collapse

A new small town..wiped off the maps

Few quakes today, no big concerns

Nearby star, flaring as it turns

Juicing up our atmosphere

Maybe aurora colors..if skies be clear

TDS* rage on in the un-woke House

Pedophile Gaetz, less man, mo' mouse

Comparing druggy Hunter w/ a gun

To traitor donnie, democracy on the run

Bait & switch, lie & blame

Their only plan, their only game

Keep the government running, maybe

Do their job, unlikely to see

But, support dick-tators, minority rule

The new GOP, scream & drool

Me...just figuring streaming out

Peacock, Premier League, not in doubt

Tottenham v Sheffield end to end

No score yet, who will bend

Maybe New England...

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There are cows in this pic

It's cool but shade better than sun

*TDS -TrumpDickSucker

Nice job Ukraine

Drones kicking lil' Vlady's ass

Taking back Crimea

It's part of Ukraine..

One Moonth To Eclipse.. Lee..

Moon passed 'tween us & sun today

Leveling up is just a moonth away

But, New moon is still near apogee

So, some of the sun we'll still see

Annular eclipse, still a solar ring

Serious eye protection for viewing

Need to be out west for the show

Sadly, not gonna be able to go...:(

Will be in Texass next April

Then at perigee, Total Eclipse thrill!!

🌚

High pressure's holding Lee at bay

But, wind field got trees all a'sway

NE coast gonna get hammered: waves

Heat up a planet, it misbehaves

Will we learn from Libyan dam collapses

Unlikely, with congressional lapses

'Bama's Tommie, into traitor status

Hope no nukes launched at us..

Gonna push military into retirement

W/ misogynist anti-abortion intent

Puny sperm donors cling to power

Soon, only option may be cold shower

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That High has it feeling of Fall

Cool & dry & breezy, y'all

OK nerds have come up w/ way

To spot mines from drone display

Russky slime, polluted Ukraine

Hidden bombs, farming bane

Couldn't we nuke lil' Vlady & Kim

Maybe get Xi & donnie to slip in...

SE Texass & Scotia plate shakes

Texass?? Oil or water subsidence??

Sure, it's loved by local residents

Big oil, sure to dodge, pass on blame

Demand we burn mo', ever the same

UAW..reason many hate union crap

Only 6 months to cover pay gap

And, don't want them to build EV's

Self-centered greed, the disease

HS diploma, want's the big bucks

For piecing together monster trucks

Most will be worthless in 10 years

When we deal w/ oil sucking fears

Northern states, maybe auroras soon

Sure, no light coming from the moon

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All hail, FireFly!!

WIFI that rocks

They are covering your ass..verizon

WOOOOO!! Actual WIFI!! Thanks, Abigail!!

One of few politicians that don't lie

We asked, begged..& now we got WIFI

Abigail Spanberger got it done

My hope, for governor, she does run

Than for Prez in 2028

Just no longer, can we wait

To cut the crap, get things done

Cuz Earth, has us under its own gun

Lee still cooling the Atlantic down

Spreading the extreme heat, all aroun'

Kilauea spewing & Soufriere Hills shakes

20 eruptions, as new land Earth makes

Other shakes, Colombia & Eritrea

Aftershocks in Morocco, survivors, seeeya

Libya, political & big flooding mess

Allah, prayers unanswered, try jesus..

😂  LOFL!!!  😂

Up in NYC, A.A.ron's on vacation

Maybe time..TrumpVirus vaccination?

Lotta big talk, but got no game

And, never make Jets Hall of Fame

Hall of Shame...who'll he blame?

Me..can no longer blame verizon

FireFly so fast, kinda surprisin'

Updated phone & my TV

Now...way too many channels do I see

😱

Cool PBS show: Earth Evolution

Shockingly rapid species solution

Change is fast when it needs to be

We're just too clueless to look & see

Cold front came thru here

Air is cool & dry & clear

Still, Lee trashing beaches, oh dear

And, just where will Lee steer??

Auroras have calmed, Sun less so

Just waiting...for the next big blow

Me..not sure about all this 'streamin'

Just know, no mo' verizon screaming

Today On Earth

Not much rain...but

Creek, is kinda back

Parts anyway

Trees using less water...

Have ya checked out

DoggieStyle.co?

Again..  .co - not .com!!

Maybe she's got new hats in!!

Last Day Of verizon Nightmare... Come On FireFly

With days of my life wasted away

All verizon ever has to say

Update failed, updated failed

While up in DeeCee, progress has sailed

GOP, mo' deflect, lie & deny daily seen

From pedophile Gaetz & a drag queen

Santos & trump still walking free

And government shutdown...we'll see?

In VA, GOP dredged up old porn site

Hot Doc & hubby, gettin' it on all right

But, senate candidate, ain't backin' down

Hey, ok for Tenn. gov. to wear prom gown

Local ads, how to tell if for GOP

No mention of party, will you see

Cuz they can't admit being republican

Then have to reveal no abortion plan

Bait & switch, lie & blame

Got no plan, that's your only game

Did Hunter likely pull some crap?

All as Jared sucking Saudi money tap

But, our system's set up to hide crime

If ya got the money, don't do the time

Cheat & lie, 'stead of losing it all

Bankruptcy...so you don't take the fall

If our system was close to fair

Of donnie trump we'd be unaware

Cuz that lame con man'd be in jail

But, he's free & justice don't prevail

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W/ news on Earth, Kilauea is back

Hurricane Lee, coastal attack

Libya, got water flowing everywhere

Praying to god that don't seem to care

Morocco still cleaning up the rubble

Too much to even cover all the trouble

Sun got so many spots blasting away

Which caused auroras..hard to say

USA vs. google, anti-trust

But, selling our data is a must..

Just

Another lawyer scam, wasting time

As we all pay the legal slime..

Bend the law..for a big fee

It's everywhere we see

If we got to see added lawyer tax

But...

It's their job to hide the facts

Today On Earth

Why is there a big dead zone

Around this persimmon?

Old tobacco ruined soil

Won't grow crap...

Is it an alien crop circle?

IDTS!!:)

Lil' Vlady & NK's Kim

Maybe they're going to the gym:)

'Hey, wanna trade oil for ammo

Losing my war, runnin' low'

But, we got all these nukes

Let's make South Korea..

an island...