My aunt wraps her 98th solar trip today
So..gonna gather, celebrate that birthday!
🎂
We'll be inside, it's gonna get hot
Summer taking another shot
There'll be more heat, we're far from done
Locally, already mo' bangs from a gun
Out in Vegas..seems a river flows
In places where a car normally goes
Been lotta whining..Lake Mead's so low
Wanted rain... well, there ya go
Floriduuuh still telling lotta fake news
All the 'storm' damage..just AI views
Pence & De Satan could use AI help
All reviews come back, boring! on yelp
Never a question either won't dodge
Praying, from ass, head will dislodge
🍹🍹🍹
Lot of sadness still from yesterday
With news of Jimmy's passing away
Huge influence on my approach to life
Focus on fun, stay low on strife
Hard to believe he had TDS* fans
Cuz Jimmy was soooo not into bans
Love for all, share the fun
Solve issues w/ music, not a gun
I may have gone a margarita too far
And, can't stroll next door to the bar
But, it needed to be done
Thanks Jimmy..for 1/2 century of fun
🍹🍹🍹
Mystery solar blast stirred auroras last night
Purple glow must'a been quite a sight
What is not a surprise..update failed
But, money taken, no bill mailed
Talk to verizon, have to pay for that
Customer service is not where they're at
Biggest quake today only mag. 5.1
Lil' mo' Pacific seafloor undone
Heat remains the issue in most places
Well..
Some still getting flood embraces
TDS* still deny we are at fault
Since it ain't real, nothing to halt
Still, somehow Biden gets the blame
Yet, still GOP 'woke' platform is so lame
Lil' imaginary jesus must be so proud
Of all the hate they speak out loud..
1,000's of posers for jesus praying.. now
Then out to eat a large chunk of cow
Confessed..so all their sins went away
'Lets go break some mo' commandments'
Today On Earth
Chinquapins..
*TDS
TrumpDickSucker
To hypocrisy... they pray!!
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