Friday, July 31, 2020

Trump Virus Kills Cain! Nice Job, Donny!!

Punk'n Head's rally takes out Herman Cain
Attended that rally, ya shouldn't complain
Not surprising, another black man dead
Too bad, it wasn't lyin' Donny instead
And, we knew it was coming
What has America bumming
Postpone the election his latest ploy
Just waiting for Marines to deploy
Is fat Billy Barr prez' personal lawyer
Obese Mikey Pompeo, US integrity destroyer
Both look like ticks, about to pop
From US host, hope they'll soon drop
Lock 'em up in general population
Let inmates take out personal frustration
Still no virus strategy or plans
Just another 1,231 dead Americans
Nice job Florida, leading the way
Wanna die soon, then head there today
7,590 Americans dead in the last week
Yet, econ turnaround republicans seek
No one is shopping, few going out
Well, ass brain kids wander about
Never known life without an iphone
Always got a trophy, never alone
Coddled by parents, few know hard work
Never knew true issues that lurk
Wanna go out, uber, tinder & chat
Now, killing grandpa is where it's at
TDS* won't put on a mask
Too "free" to do that simple task
Lack of leadership does trickle down
As 1000 more bodies go into the ground
Today On Earth

Not much rock breaking, slipping about
But, 90 degree streak is in doubt
10 days ago, in a serious drought
5 1/2" of rain, wiped that right out
Hurricane Isaias, it's getting strong
Didn't see that coming all along
Duuuh
One thing for certain, we all know
Prez, got no clue where it's gonna go
Get out a map, sharpie in Alabama
While far away getting storm's hammer
Sun still at a minimum, but
Just never know what
Our local star might do
Or when a CME** might spew
Giving Earth big electrical zap
Would knock virus right off the map
Big ole surge, shut down the grid
It's happened before, sun does not kid
Think we'd be ready, able to deal
Russia & China wouldn't be able to steal
Prez couldn't send out a tweet
Earth reality not looking so sweet
That day is coming, like a hurricane
If we're not ready, shouldn't complain
Today On Earth

That's a wrap, on July
Another TrumpVirus month slides by
Will we soon see yellow busses out
That is in some serious doubt
In cities, few jobs, more evictions
For prez's cronies, no convictions
Chaos rages, black men die
Prez just blames, tells a new lie
At least a few republicans say
There will be no election delay
Of that, prez has no control
Will congress fulfill their role
Nancy happy to take lil' punk bitch down
Cuz what we all need, prez in the ground
Today On Earth
Stay safe, be smart
Mask on, stay apart
It's that easy...

*TrumpDickSucker
**Coronal Mass Ejection

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