Thursday, April 9, 2020

Punk'n Head Prez: 15 Lies A Day

Punk'n Head Prez tells 15 lies/day
Just an average, I have to say
That's over 17,000 told, so far
Among sociopaths, he's the star
Yesterday, "we're not paying WHO"
30 seconds later, denied saying so
Every day, he continues proving
Know it's a lie, if his lips are moving
He'll never apologize, always blame
Pussy ass bitch without shame
But, only 286 days to go
Before it's the Biden show
Thanks to Bernie, seeeya Bern
We'll see if you will learn
USA wants improvement & change
But, socialism is way too strange
Already too many give-aways
Exxon, Amazon; no show on tax days
China already to 1984 control
That's how prez wants to roll
Rich keep control & power
All whiners, take a cold shower
USA up to over 16,000 dead
Still more lies from Punk'n Head
Today On Earth

Cold front thru, wind is wild
Last of the days, with temps mild
Storm moved off, up the coast
Northern tier getting wet toast
Hail & tornadoes are swarming
Welcome to Global warming
Still they drill, on they frack
Haul off the money in a sack
Pump the salt water in old crack
WHAT! We had earthquake attack
Oil & gas follow prez' cue
Tell more lies to me & you
While forest gets seriously green
Shorter views all that's seen
Saw Rufous Sided Towhee today
Breyer wanted to go out & play
He was bummed but was no way
Waited 'til Towhee flew away
Hadn't seen Rufous in few years
Whoa, crazy wind with tree steers
Still pretty nice, but for wind
But, later, Boreas will send
Temps a'dropping
Could be frost a'popping
Early morn, Saturday
What'll Spring do, hard to say
We know Earth gonna be shaking
Today, more S. Hemisphere quaking
At least, quakes at or over 5
And Mid-Atlantic Ridge alive
No quakes in OK so far today
Oil is down, less drilling underway?
What will Harold Hamm say?
Mr. OK oil, new lie everyday
And, I'm betting Vlad
Is feeling sad
Oil's all Russia's got
No oil, his economy's shot
Who'll he invade or hack next
KGB thug, stolen billions he protects
With US prez in his pocket
Sure election fraud on his docket
Republicans, hope to suppress the vote
Can't win, cheat! Party email note
While 21 volcanoes blast away
Putting mo' N, S & CO2 in play
But, no big blast
Like in the past
But, there's always change a'coming
On Earth, always some bumming
Hope there's none headed your way
Steer clear, but get out & play
Today On Earth

Some Humans Ain't Human
You can say that again, John
"Open up their hearts
Here's what you'll find
Some people ain't human
Some people ain't kind"
Don't be like that...
Today On Earth
Thanks again, John!!

Be safe
Be smart
Stay apart!!





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