Saturday, April 25, 2020

Be Safe, Drink Your Lysol!

Again, more presidential stupidity
Right there, for all to see
Suggests, for health, a Lysol drink
He talks & talks, but does not think
Was sarcasm, now his claim
Lie & lie, shift the blame
Now his sycophants, say no
Lysol is not the way to go
He was just joking around
As, more lives go down
He thinks he's funny, he's not
Think he's smart, you got brain rot
Go on, believe what's on the fox
You'll end up in a box
Natural selection is always on
Forget the rules, you'll be gone
Today
& Every day
On Earth

Another system headed our way
Overnight, forecasters say
Yesterday, I just missed
Storm that would persist
From C'ville down the James
Trees & power lines it claims
Pelting hail as it rolled
Earth, just won't be controlled!
As that was happening here
On the plains, tornado fear
Ah, the joys of Spring
Turbulence, a normal thing
In the air or in the rock
Chaos, standard Earth stock
SW Pacific, couple of quakes
Central US, 3 mini-shakes
Otherwise, around the plates
Pressures build, quakes await
Tonight, crescent moon appears
Below Venus, if sky clears
Comet ATLAS almost done
4 chunks headed to the sun
Spacex satellites in the way
Spoiling any sky display
But, hey, get out for a walk
From a distance, have a talk
But...
All you fools, listen to the tweeter
His advice, follow your leader
Chug clorox & lysol down
Then protest in your town
Then go get out your gun
Will put the virus on the run
A Darwin Award you will receive
Not a lie, you should believe
Will make your family so proud
They'll all cry out loud
"We believe Punk'n Head prez"
"Always do just what he says"
We don't need no science
Prez's brain, our reliance
We all know he's gonna win
Make 'Merica white again
Today On Earth

Be safe
Be smart
Mute the prez
Stay apart








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