Golf tourney in GA, we didn't get to see
Just saw a sucky guy, w/ putts in groups of 3
Greed seems CBS's only real concern
Just show the guy that for 'ho's does yearn
Still, they showed every bad shot
And, he hit & hit & hit a lot
Cheats on his wife & can't drive a car
Just like last prez, we ain't come very far
In USA, it's A-OK if you are complete slime
Maybe donnie & tiger visit vlady some time
Forecast called for cool but full sun
They were half right w/ this one
Down to 31 here last night
April cool really does bite
Say warm is coming & more storms
Extreme swings seems our new norms
Lot of quakes around the Ring
New rock forms, old rock gets stuffing
Even Mediterranean zone on the move
Ocean ridges, lava into their groove
Surprise auroras in northern tier states
TrumpVirus cases, very few updates
'Stead of golf what I'd like to watch
Man City & Liverpool football match
TV bad enough w/o having to pay
Cuz then pay twice, still ads on display
If it's in an ad on your screen
You don't need it, just want your green
So every time show bad guy w/ a stick
I change the channel & quick
Well, fun to watch him 3 putt on 18
Today, on his card, will 80 be seen
Like they say to those going on stage
Break a leg, tiger..it's all the rage
Today On Earth
Just stepped outside
It's nasty out there...
Last summer's
Chicken of the Woods
Almost dust..
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