Same Sad Whine... I Didn't Do It!!

🎵Sounds the same as every crook

In every penitentiary...

All screamin', I didn't do it

It wasn't me...

But, twelve brave jurors

Found donnie guilty as hell

Fines or jail time

On July 11th the judge will tell!

Maybe pick up the trash

On the sides of the roads

Or w/ other crooks in prison..

Cleaning stinky commodes!!

Finally, our justice system

Proved that it does work

34 guilty verdicts

For fat donnie, the lyin' jerk!!🎵

🌎

Out on the planet, that don't care

We're sitting in the cool, dry air

But, on the Plains, warm & cool meet

Twists up tornadoes, trailers are meat

Course, they 'believe' warmin' ain't real

And, that Joe won w/ a steal

And, that jesus watches over them

Yet in reality, they're pretty dim

If you don't read, just watch the fox

Probably too fat to put on your socks

Posers for jesus.. need someone to blame

Brown, black, jew, arab all the same

TDS* think only hateful, lily whites

In 'merica, should have any rights

At least no big quake issues today

And, no big solar blast out our way

Prez Joe, OK to bomb ruskies back

You go Ukraine, On the attack!!

💣💣💣

Big news is out of a NYC court

You'll get busted if truth you distort

If he's innocent, should'a testified

But, they knew, on the stand, he'd a lied

Cuz he guilty, sad lyin' crook

Millions of dollars he done took

If you declared bankruptcy 6 times

Should push into 100's all your crimes

But, punk bitch got slapped yesterday

In a cell w/ Eric, both locked away

TODAY ON EARTH

We'd gotten close enough

Time to move..

Smarter then TDS*

*TDS

TrumpDickSucker

34 times GUILTY... losers

GUILTY... BITCH!!

34 times they read guilty

34 charges, all a felony

Slimy pig, lock him up

Or shoot him for treason!!

WOOOOOOO!

Lyin' punk bitch..

Lied & conned his whole life

To the country, world: strife!

WOOOOOOO!

Lovely Here.. Storms In Denier-ville

Plains once again storm trashed

While warming reality's bashed

Like donnie claiming he's guilty

But, still fair trial he didn't see

Admitted it's a lock solid case

Behind bars should be his face

The easily conned refuse to see

That the fox 'news' is a fantasy

🌋🌋🌋

25 quakes on the list this week

Up in Iceland, still going freak

At least no big quakes

But, sun ain't taking no breaks

Here, a last cool spell..

Before the coming summer hell

No early season hurricanes

Once cranking, could be serious pains

Texass grid torn up again

Odds good; Earth for the win

Mexico City, heat & water's low

Least Popo ain't 'bout to blow

Crisis after crisis, worldwide

Too bad no place left to hide..

Today On Earth

Why you don't build under steep scarps..

DUUUUUH

Gravity!!

Cool & Low Humidity... Whoa!!

Not really that weird for late May

Cool & humidity gone away

Just to the south, it's cooking hot

In Houston, power, 4K still ain't got

Lyin' donnie endorsed idiot McGuire

More stupid tossed onto fascist fire

Perfect pair cuz neither are smart

Both misogynists w/ a hateful heart

Closing arguments, everyone else liar

'Cept the orange guy w/ pants afire

Dumbass local w/ bullets just fined

After half of congress went & whined

Idiot'll do a great job of parenting

Sure kid soon to do li'l bullet eating

Maybe shoot mommy w/ dad's gun

🔫

Mo' TDS* into shootin' just for fun

🌞   🌖

Big sunspot has weakened a bit

Still..could blast Earth w/ another hit

Burma w/ the biggest shake today

Give junta excuse to blow mo' away

Cuz ain't no money in peace

War: excuse to taxpayers, fleece

Storms continue to rage on Plains

Help from jesus onward wanes

Another house taken back by sea

Rodanthe, sea rise easy to see

Fools build houses on sand

Then tax payer help they demand

Stupidest sign seen yesterday

In city of fools: RVA

'Housing is a human right'

Depth of stupidity is a fright

Have confused rights w/ wishes

As onward earth just pisses

Unaware we are even here

Or aware it'll wipe us clear..

Today On Earth

Dragonfly on an old leg

It hung out for awhile

Happy to offer a ride:)

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

Beyond conned..

3664 Is Back! TDS* Still Under Attack!

The monster sunspot 3664 is back

Soon, another solar storm attack

*TrumpDickSuckers lose another town

Denying reality, they keep going down

'ain't no warming, ain't no evolution'

'lyin' donnie he's our only solution'

In Indonesia, gravity for the win

Bangladesh the water's coming in

SW Texass is getting all shaky

Oil greed fracking, grab-y & take-y

Payback, it seems, is indeed a bitch

But, to clueless liar they all wanna hitch

Closing arguments to Stormy payoffs

More sex w/ donnie, she chokes & scoffs

So, Gov. Greggg..why all these tornadoes

Gonna blame the hordes from Mexico

What about the crappy Texass grid?

Seems into actual hell you have slid

Just a taste of what's coming..

No help from jesus gotcha bumming:)

Here, we missed the storms... & rain

Add low humidity, tough to complain!

DFW & 'merican airlines

Gonna have more delays & whines

San Andreas in Baja Mexico

Continues shifting to & fro

In reality, just Earth doing its thing

Get bonus heat, gonna have a fling

Ya know..fling a building here

Fling another building there

TDS* whine & remain unaware

Cuz W & donnie do not care

But, Floriduuh stole election from Gore

Flung wide open the warming door

And, here we are & it's too late

And, sure ain't gonna solve it w/ hate

jews continue mass murder campaign

ARabs whine..it's still the same

Today On Earth

Future burgers as clueless as TDS*

Standing in tall grass

Thinking life is long & good

Soon..a T-bone, house..pile of wood

Memorial Day + On & Off Earth

Lotta quakes & sunspots, too

TDS* towns trashed, wooohooo

Da Nile is a terrible thing

W/ Earth on wild warming fling

With google..you would think if they call it NORMAL that would be the default, but NO!! whatever paragraph is the default..nerds..that don't read..

June 2024 - On & Off Earth

Watching my dog wander, I often wonder, just what is he sniffing (bear?). Four legged critters, their noses already close to the ground, rely heavily on the chemical signatures that we call scent, to survive on Earth. Walking upright, we came to rely much less on scent and much more heavily on sight. Still, we pick up plenty of  information from our other senses but tend to push them deeper into the recesses of our brain’s information stream. But, I smell things on walks, just not always sure what I’m smelling and my dog won’t share his knowledge.

There are the obvious aromas, the funk from the cows, a skunk’s recent eye burning passage, the sweetness of honey suckle or a freshly mown lawn, salt spray on a beach trip and in June, in Virginia, we can smell the humidity. But, there are many odors, often subtle, beyond the obvious ones in the kitchen, that waft through our world. Out for a June walk, take a deep breath and enjoy a  brief but shallow dip into a dog’s world.

Memorial Day begins the summer tourist season. June 1st, for meteorologists, begins both Summer and Hurricane Season. Astronomical Summer begins with the Summer Solstice on June 20th; precise measurements show our greatest sunward tilt will be at 4:51pm EDT. While that is the longest day and shortest night for the year, the earliest sunrise and latest sunset are a week before and after the solstice (respectively).

Limited darkness, no planets on our side of the sun and mosquitoes will limit my June sky viewing. The Full Strawberry moon will follow Scorpio low across the southern sky the night after the Solstice. Our orbit takes our solar view out of Taurus and into Gemini on that same night.

Did you see the Northern Lights? I did not, this time. The monster sunspot that sparked the auroras is still together and about to spin back to face Earth, again. Just learned those solar blasts not only charged up the air but the soil and rock and we (central VA) were actually in the highest soil voltage zone. Our volatile nearby star is still a year away from solar maximum, more blasts surely to come.

The Weather Service confirmed what I hinted at last month with their forecast for a far above average hurricane season. The north Atlantic didn’t cool much last winter, the waters already reheated to August temperatures. Hurricanes (and thunderstorms and tornadoes) are just following basic physical laws; heat moves to cold, high pressure to low, evaporation requires heat, condensation unleashes it.

Humans figured out how to use those same laws, controlling evaporation and condensation for refrigeration (and heating). Earth always one step ahead, uses the same processes to get excess heat from overly warm oceans to cooler latitudes. We control the processes, Earth tends to run wild with them. The good news: we can see the satellite views of storms and get alerts on our phones. The bad news: storm destruction reports have become DAILY news; somewhere, someone lost a home or town today. 

Storms themselves have a smell. The ‘Earthy’ smell you notice just before a storm, is the air, recently pinned down in the soil by the normal weight of our atmosphere, suddenly released by the storm’s low pressure. It joins the other air and water molecules racing upward to fuel the coming storm. If you get another whiff, a burnt, acrid aroma after a nearby lightning strike, that’s ozone created by that powerful jolt of electricity… and you should get inside, NOW! Stay safe out there..it’s summer!!

Large Twayblades

Lady slipper cousins

What A Shocker!! No, Not Mo' Tornadoes..

Wembley - Manchester derby for FA cup

Only big news, would City slip up

Oh yes they did & it was U.G.L.Y

First goal, given away for free

2nd was sweet, 'twas almost city-like

Then it was the sad form of 'psych'!!

Me, I was so shocked, forgot a blog

Cut TV, went a'walkin' w/ my dog

Then off the Cooling Pond brewery

To enjoy some Sauna Mountain Valley

Then some blues, then back to Da O

When Obrigado's open, ya gotta go

Meanwhile, on the Plains, was the same

Deniers tossed, Earth plays warming game

More storms coming later today

Forecast, tomorrow trouble our way

Monster sunspot has made the turn

3663 back, how big will it still churn

More blasts to light sky, zap the soil?

Will it make another grid roil?

Texass TDS* still roasting in the dark

Can Greggg & exxon provide a spark?

Which trailer park gets trashed today?

How much mo' Floriduuh's washed away?

So..teachers can't say warming, can say gay?

Insurers gone, so don't have to pay

In Indonesia, big killing landslide

Prayers to allah & reality collide

allah, again, w/ no help at all

Kinda like Gaza, jews continue to maul

Course, we know jehovah's vindictive

Cares not if non-jews don't live

Caring & loving god? not a one

Evidence of afterlife, there is none

Male con to take power away

And, give sperm donors the final say

Women bring & nurture life

Men mostly hate, war & strife

Come on Taylor, time to step up

Empower young women, be abrupt

Slow baby production, have a plan

Avoid non-fathers, demand a man

Vote out 'posers for jesus' slime

But, really not sure there is time

This summer, hotter than the last

Next year, an even hotter blast

The changes are easy to see

Whine about rights, aren't any

On Earth: Adapt, Migrate or Die

Yet, still reality we won't try..

Today On Earth

'Twas a lovely sunset..

*TDS-TrumpDickSucker

Stupid as ever...

Monster Hurricane Forecast

Hurricane season forecasts are in

Might even be about to begin

Atlantic is already August hot

Wind shear issue, there is not

El Niño fading, setting the stage

For a storm season ready to rage

Illegal to say warming in 5 states

All w/ beach sand set to migrate

TrumpVirus continues to rot brains

Nikki latest w/ a spine that wanes

Told the truth, now on the liar express

Suck donnie or your life's a mess??

Racist slime Alito waving the flags

Soon court coming after fags

donnie bragging about the 4th reich

But, got the mentality of slow tyke

Course..fat & stupid is new cool

Morbid obesity seems the rule

Disgusting pigs pop up on the TV

Look away or blinded you'll be

Again, all goes back to fat Oprah

Her 'sage advice' makes me go, whuh?

Obese, unmarried w/o a child

But, listen to her, they went wild

All that was bad, became good

Personal responsibility, no one should

Every problem, someone else's fault

And, so Oprah & TrumpVirus, no halt

Consequences, there are none

Truth & good behavior on the run

Today On Earth

Last night's Full moon

OBX

So, ronnie, why was Miami

flooded last night..??

World Wide Warming

AND

Climate change

It's real and we're too late

To stop it...

Ka-Booom.. To Start The Day.. Better Than War!

Thunder clap sent dog quickly inside

Then minor deluge, he's happy to hide

But, that has moved on, sun's out

Length of its stay remains in doubt

Cuz the Front that trashed the midwest

Today, will be an east coast pest

27 volcanoes on a new style list

Island arc named...if they insist..

Site just got serious upgrade

Much larger photo parade

Explanation now along the side

Same story, live nearby, go hide

New excavations going on in Pompeii

Seems a few folks got away...

Only minor quake concerns today

Mr. Braggert..seems will not testify

Cuz sad donnie can only tell a lie

From reality totally detached

By TDS*, unreality is well matched

Sun was quiet until it was not

BIG filament blast is what we got

Headed to Earth, we will see

Like future for Amanda & Rory

W/ her..seems likely a fling

But, would be totally amazing..

Whoa!!

Today On Earth

Always flowers somewhere

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

No flowers there...

Twisted In Iowa, Ice Still Melting..

The ocean is warm, it's melting ice

For our future, that ain't very nice..

Once the sea ice goes

Glacier it holds back, flows

And, that's when sea level jumps

Coastal cities become sand dumps

Transgression & then regression

It's the usual ocean progression

Just that usually..it takes a while

Of current rapidity, still in denial

Ask TDS* out in Iowa town

About warming, twister blow down

More storms likely there today

Here, tomorrow, we may have to pay

Colombia, Taiwan, quaking today

Jupiter & Venus, in sky they play

Not that we can see the scene..

We got the sun right in between..

Tonight..🌔

Pick out Antares to left of moon

Watch progress, be blocked soon

Full moon tomorrow w/ occultation

In scope or binocs'll be a sensation

Before then, it's gonna get warm

Another tick & biting fly swarm

It's tough out there..

Today On Earth

Unless you can stop in..

Visit mom for a drink..

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

What!!!

He won't testify...

Realized..

Maybe best not to put a LIAR

On the stand..

Still the conned deny..SUCKERS!!

That's you JD!

Typical two-faced hillbilly!!

Put him in a suit, still an inbred hillbilly!!

Ring Gets Shaky... Texass, Raining Glass

Whole bunch of quakes about da Ring

Pacific w/ a new subduction fling

In Texass, grid ain't doing a thing

Too bad ya can't eat oil bling

Glass still raining down post-storm

No power & heat, new Texass norm

Too bad prayers ain't helping Greggg

Too bad for help, to Joe, ya gotta beg

Sunspot 3664 now blastin' Venus' way

Will it make it back for an Earth replay?

Colombia to Chile, Andes shaking

Indonesia & Himalaya, too.. quaking

Ghina? landslides rollin' along

Upper Plains, same tornado song

Did ya vote for donnie & W?

Oily CO2 heat, it's gonna drub ya

Speaking of drubbin', Iran's president

Maybe a better chopper ya outta rent

Mo-rons, flying in mountains in fog

Prayers to allah..useful as prayers to dog

Least a dog'd give ya some love

Turns out..ain't no allah hoverin' above

Here, finally a garden, a month late

On the 'maters, gonna have to wait

Heat's making a bit of a push

By Thursday, local storms may gush

But, got other places to trash today

Yuma, Co, will hail melt away??

Seems most any season, any place

Big ole planet's in our face

Antarctic sea ice fading fast

Glacier NP, namesake's in the past

For skiers, not a bright future ahead

Surfing 'tween beach hotels instead..

Today On Earth

This chestnut didn't make it..

Man City -4Peat.. Xander!!!

All kinds of records fell yesterday

Xander got first major out of the way

Holding off the steroid robo man

Manchester City, champs again

4 in a row, 6 of last 7

Bet that city is seriously revving

Unless you're a United fan

Saturday, will lose to City again

Fat lyin' traitor back in court today

Be nice, if someone'd blow him away

World needs to be rid of TrumpVirus

Good step, Iran w/ foggy heli mess

Should have checked w/ Kobe 'bout fog

In the mountains, rather short trip log

Imagine his surprise, no heaven awaits

Praying to allah, another god skates..

😩

Mo' storms trash mo' TDS* homes

No power in Houston, Teddy roams?

Can't keep cool burning oil...???

But, warming ain't real, nothing'll spoil

Nice grid ya got Greggg

Sure to FEMA you'll soon beg

San Andreas still slipping about

Ghina quake..help..naw..too far out

Sun sending out some minor flares

More concerns..twister siren blares

Here, birds singing & chowing down

Cuckoos..still the clucking sound

Evenings it's owls & whip-poor-wills

All looking for spring breeding thrills

Aren't we all

Today On Earth

Efts sure are..

*TDS -TrumpDickSucker

You got played...

Big Sports Sunday!!

Premier League season wraps today

Huge group close to top at the PGA

Me, in between, some pickleball

Remain upright, do not fall:)

Down in Houston, tough to deny

Warming reality, still they'll try

But, many will do it while powerless

Just desserts, Texass made the mess

Big shake up Alaska way

But, no Aleutian tsunami... today

Another blast from the sun

Tomorrow auroras for everyone??

Likely not, just in the high lats

On Plains, tornadoes, building flats

Earth remains seriously in charge

Human pants...li'l too large

Today On Earth

Rain

Efts...

Looking for love...

Bear & Rain Return..

While Ursa Major is back in night sky

Real Ursa Major strolled on by

Just ahead of the overnite rain

But, caused no bird feeder pain

Flipped on lights before had a chance

And, kept in dog, major bark & dance

We had just been outside

And, I almost let the dog slide

WHEEEW!!!

Serious rain fell last night

1.2" & still spitting, but lite

Gonna be cloudy, damp & cool

Earth in charge, remains the rule

Oily Houston remains power free

Just a taste of how future will be

And, all thanks to their oil greed

So..heat & no power, what they need

Gov. just let a killer go free

Racist pigs everywhere ya see

Hope ya rot in your chair greggg

For any help, just pray & beg

SI swimsuit ya don't wanna see

Feature the old & obesity

Easy to see USA issues w/ healthcare

Grossly unhealthy everywhere

Want a pill & stare at their phone

Then whine about being alone

Take a walk where ya might see bear

Of treasure of life.. make ya aware..

Seems along Cali/Mex border

A little San Andreas shake disorder

Subduction zone in Aussie/Pacific

Few good shakes, none terrific

GOP ads, all lying about the others

Thought they were jesus brothers

Still blame, denial & no plans

Miss the irony, wiping their hands

Time for a walk..into bearville

Ohhhh the thrill!!

Today On Earth

Maybe this guy??

But, a year bigger..???

Last night's visitor was bigger

WARNING: Snarky-ness Ahead

2,000+ blogs & finally a warning?!

W/ all my snarky & all my scorning

No idea what set off the bells

But, round Earth, catastrophe swells

Oily Texass getting what it deserves

As they frack out very last oil reserves

Ironic, Bush airport shut down

CO2 warming all the world round

If ya voted for a Bush or lyin' donnie

Your future's looking less than shiny

(actually, everyone's future..)

All that oil made Texass super rich

Turns out, Earth's payback..a bitch

Wonder if Ted escaped to Mexico

Wonder is lil Vlady giving Xi a blow

Dick-tator party, planning their next steal

Poland & Taiwan? shake on that deal

Benny & jews continue to kill

Posers for allah, whines, kinda shrill

Hamas started war, destined to lose

Maybe give up prayers, try some booze

No quakes today that even shook at 5

Sun calmer, but spots still alive

Biggest turned away from us now

Give a week or so.. another POW

5/10 storm set record for auroras seen

Skies, blue & red, some even green

More rain's headed our way

How much, well.. who can say

Forecast amounts, rarely close

But, looking like a serious dose

Da Nile & blame, the 'merican way

Kids, lose the phone, go out..play

Or sit in your room, whine & mope

But, mom's on falsebook, ain't no hope

2 more shot dead down in RVA

Summer program'll make it go away

😂

Now that's funny

Mom a 'ho, outlook not sunny

Sperm donor dad

Adds to the sad..

Today On Earth

li'l slump

Gravity

It is the law!!

I Hear You're Free Wednesday...

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Gloom Remains.. Better Than Doom:)

Earth continues kicking serious ass

Spot 3664 w/ another monster blast

At least it's pointed away from Earth

Radios zapped but no aurora birth

Big rains around, less than inch here

Skies, it seems, no chance to clear

Mag. 5.6 quake off Puerto Rico

Seafloor & no wave gonna grow

STILL...

That's a pretty big ole shake

And, we're still in a cool break

But, signs showing for more heat

& 8 billion w/ not enough to eat..

Overbreeders still on the move

Still think, border catapult, to remove

Consequences, really are none

If we killed ya after crime w/ gun

Be a lot less crime

And, way fewer doing time

But, we wanna study, assign blame

Always bad parenting & a shame

Asswipe jews burning aid convoys

Lil vlady, more bombs he deploys

Lame TDS* crew, show him support

VP pick has become new grovel sport

So..pretty much same lame scene

Least here, world is green..

Today On Earth

Mr. No Shoulders

Hoping for a bird landing..

*TDS- TrumpDickSucker

GOP lackeys are lining up