Saturday, May 16, 2026

Are You Lovin' Your New Gold trump Phone?

Ordered a trump phone, cuz a mo-ron
Now shocked & pissed ya money gone
Came w/ family fine print guarantee
No phone or deposit are you gonna see
Stupid enough to pay D.jr or Air-wik
A gold phone'd prove you're a real dick
And you're a sucker, TDS* to be exact
Live in a trailer, drive a big ole truck
Now, w/ a big diesel bill, you be stuck
Ya boy donnie, in Ghina being played
But, grounds for WWIII already laid
Help in IRan, from Ghina, come on..
No 'merican guarantee for Taiwan
donnie wants help, offer none in return
Back home many fires continue to burn
Approval #'s how low will they go
We know, reality the fox won't show
Hard core TDS* will just never know
So his racist core will continue to blow
🌎
Boundaries calm, off Earth, less so
Big solar wind, hi-lat skies could glow
High here has moved off the coast
Setting us up for a weekend roast
On denial Plains, likely mo' storms
Daily twisters, the new norms
Planet IS WARMING, is on melt
Everyday, everywhere, it is felt
Ghina & now USA both agree
Pollution, who cares, about money!
Today On Earth

Don't take much rain..
Laurel be bloomin'
Creek, amazingly, li'l flow

*TDS
TrumpDickSucker
Yea, you need a gold phone
Dumb to the bone..