Thursday, April 23, 2026

Boat For Boat..IRan With Gloat!!

TACO prez into 'check' again
🚢🌮🚢
IRan with a new piracy win
Whatcha gonna do now, donnie
Blow mo' lies outcha big fat hiney!
Took Barack years to get nuke deal
W/ smart folks keeping it real
Bombs & threats didn't seem to work
Your negotiators..both clueless jerks
Maybe send in blondes from fox news
See what lying bimbo team un-screws
💩👩👩👩💩
Are they reporting on the fires that rage
🔥🚒🔥🚒🔥
Across dixie, droughts into new stage
Must suck when reality does not match
The lies fox & the prez daily do hatch
Li'l SkyDaddy jeezus, no reply to prayers
So..not real?? or don't really cares
But, 'be like jeezus' ain't their scene
More..racist haters into being mean
"Ain't my fault I'm stupid & fat"
"It's Joe & Obama did all of that"
Truth of our warming raging world
🌎
Got small TDS* brains all a'swirled
But, pattern shifts are in their face
Change coming at ever faster pace
Sun flaring, just not our way
Least, pretty average earthquake day
Latest cool going back to hot
Latest rain, barely a wet spot
Jupiter & the Moon, what a show
W/ Castor & Pollux above a'glow
♛💩👑💩♜
You're in check donnie!!
Gotta move..didn't think so
Today On Earth

Ferns gettin' busy

*TDS -TrumpDickSucker
You've seen 'em
Big belly, vacant stare
Red hat.. although..
Seeing a lot fewer...
Embarrassed..or getting a clue


Wednesday, April 22, 2026

YES WE CAN!! EARTH DAY!!

VA voted & w/ a big ole slap
Told donnie & Texass, keep ya crap
🌮 As clueless TACO backs down
AGAIN
After throwing threats around
BUT
Chicken out is what he does
Then dreams of the way it 'was'
Would'a ended Vietnam, didn't go
😂
Bone spurs made him just too slow
Gonna end Ukraine, blahblahblahblah
Now sending in JD haahaahaahaa
Sucked up to Bibi, still kissin' vlady's ass
And, thru Hormuz, still no ships pass
Running outta jet fuel, what then
Sure, donnie will call that a 'win'
🌎
Should be 'celebrating' Earth Day 56
Hard to do when 'leaders' all dicks
And, planet keeps kicking our ass
Be long time 'fore our CO2 does pass
Ice trashing things in Michigan
Plain deniers, storms, twisters, again
Here, it's cold w/ no hint of rain
As we all suffer data center pain
Over-breeding idiots, 6 kids, insane
Their SkyDaddy told 'em to do it
Provide food, water, ain't doin' shit
TDS* survey crew killed my trees
Typical, like donnie, do as ya please
Too bad, lame boy, Johnny McGuire
After 1 useless term, have to retire
He'll have time to learn the Pledge
Today On Earth

My trees
Poisoned, hacked
Destroyed
TDS* slime

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
Got their asses kicked in
VIRGINIA!!

Tuesday, April 21, 2026

Stupid Man With No Plan..

Donnie may not 'qualify' as a retard
But, ready for bed in dementia ward
💩👑💩
Sending JD to negotiate just shows
How little he sees, even less he knows
Awkward JD couldn't order a doughnut
(what do🍩I do?)
Only skill, kneeling as donnie's lil slut
End this war mess, get our big 'deal'
Even as, making it worse, a ship we steal
Has donnie forgotten his Cuban invasion
Just a toddler, use big-mac as persuasion
🍔
Greenland..done...Venezuela..screwed
In VA today, coming reality gets viewed
If YES passes, GOP decline will proceed
Beyond blame, lie & deny they may need
Votes will tell the tale..
Hope..donnie's beat down will prevail
🌎
We're back in the Canadian air
While Plains need'a be tornado aware
Japan w/ 'mega-quake' alert
But, yesterday's 7.4, no one hurt
Just a fore-shock of bigger to come?
No high ground plans..you be dumb
REC power glitch.. pain in the ass
Will demand rate hike..allowed to pass
W/ data & AI.. future looks bleak
Staring at phone, a life they seek
Earth don't care but temps will rise
Constant warnings w/ thin disguise
To see, need questioning, active brain
But, to most..that's just a pain
Visual stimuli.. basic perception
Gotta read to trigger conceptualization
Otherwise, brain's on vacation
Leading to mental frustration..
Just look around
Not a lot of cleverness found
Today On Earth

The light is always shining thru
Just gotta notice what it do..
The shadow knows..
I suppose...😂

*TDS-TrumpDickSucker
Believe any hateful thing..
"but, my lil SkyDaddy says.."



Monday, April 20, 2026

4/20: Chilly Air, Big Shakes, No Stupid Breaks..

Mag. 7.4 quake offshore Japan
Only they need tsunami plan
Here, not enough rain to faze drought
But, need to bust jackets back out
Cross pond, usual Arsenal choke's on
Any trophy chances, closer to gone
City's coming for you!!
😂
Grab, trip, push, foul gunners can do
Put a shot on goal, ain't gotta clue
😂
Sun has spots but X-ray output is low
Means; Earth atmosphere will not glow
🌒
Moon's 'tween Jupiter & Venus tonight
Looking into forest, the green is bright
If ya live in the woods, don't watch news
Just don't matter what donnie do's
Guess'd be.. middle east still a mess
Of any wrong, donnie won't confess
Likely
Still blaming Joe or even..Barack
But, we know, if he's talking..it's a crock
💵💩👑💩💵
Reality reminder when you go outside
From high prices, no where to hide
Today, quick reminder: it is spring
Tonight, April could do a frost thing
And, donnie..women just don't smile
When leered at by a pedophile..
There's some reality for ya..
Today On Earth

Brava Brava shrimp
Better than Bang Bang

Are you a TDS*
*TrumpDickSucker?
And, you're readin' this..
Hope my Truth..doesn't leave you
UnSocial...
But, you already are..
😂

Sunday, April 19, 2026

Not The Rain We Needed...:)

For last 9 months, this is our norm
Spits a little but no real rain storm
In extreme drought we will remain
But...better than Plains..they insane
Mo' tornadoes, mo' floods, too
Voted for donnie, Earth comin' for you
That's not true, planet doesn't care
But, w/ our CO2, it's got heat to spare
With that heat, Earth's having some fun
While we 'discuss' solutions w/ a gun
Ain't no oil ships making Hormuz run
Dementia donnie's mess far from done
💣💩👑💩💣
🌎
With rain done, temps taking a fall
It's still just April/spring after all
Nevada quaking, making basin & range
Earth w/ usual slow & steady rearrange
Earth's magnetic field still a'quiver
Hi-Lats might see red aurora river
City v Arsenal underway
Thuggery already on display
Today On Earth

Ants..quick to answer
The 'sugar' water call, Ants
Take some home and share

TDS*
No doubt..out praying to their
Sky Daddy..
Posers for jeeezus

Saturday, April 18, 2026

Cancel That Hormuz Cruise..

World economy stuck in a Strait
Wars of words, all fueled by hate
No, IRan w/ a nuke, not good thing
But, our 'prez'..lives in dementia wing
Never smart, always near 'retard'
Now, got brain rot, got it hard
Surrounded by drunks, liars & fools
Kash & petey; booze their main tools
Trump-Epstein files ain't gone away
Pickin' fight w/ pope, 'nother bad play
A 'just war'..our 'excursion' sure is not
Skills at vocab..donnie sure ain't got
Makes up words, uses others wrong
Racist fox crew keep going along
'Ain't my fault' they continue to scream
Yet, on to fat & stupid they do steam
Local TDS*, a truck driving man
Don't be fooled, vote no, is his plan
NO ads were just distortion & lies
Now added race card, zero surprise
🌎
Few quakes, leaving locals uneasy
Local pollen, leaving many sneezy
On the Plains, flooding & tornadoes
Voted for donnie, it's what ya chose
🌒
View of the west & clear skies
Venus & moon, delight for ya eyes
Cross the pond, Wolves going down
Mañana, slime Arsenal into town
Manchester will be the scene
It'll be on many as screen..
Last warm day for a few
We'll see if any rain comes thru
Today On Earth

Oak 'flowers'
What a mess..

*TDS - TrumpDickSuckers
Easy to fool..
Will never admit they're wrong
Even as donnie makes it harder..
Every day!!

Friday, April 17, 2026

The Lies & Stupid Keep Coming..

Misquote the bible & challenge the pope
In 'merica... it's hard to cling to hope
Drunk & a rapist/pedophile run a war
Sad thing, the bizarre's no longer bizarre
Lies & stupid the new daily norm
While on planet new realities swarm
Flood & tornadoes across Great Lakes
Lotta places w/ really long rain breaks
Can't take pics of comet in the sky
W/o a slimy Elon's satellite fly-by
Least quakes, usual boundary scene
Hole in sun, solar wind will careen
Tomorrow, hi-lat auroras seen
While here, just daily deeper green
Maybe skip church, watch Kill Bill
Get your jeezus from Pete the Dill
Dildo!!
New standard ICE protest tool
Need to laugh, when prez a fool
Today On Earth

A view
From The Tree
In The Chair

No TDS* sitting there
*TrumpDickSuckers


Thursday, April 16, 2026

The Anchor Around The Neck Of The World

Sure, there's lots of bad & evil around
Lil vlady, Xi, Kim & IRan astound
But, standing tall & strong, the USA
At least, it used to be that way
But, in 2015 an evil appeared here
donnieJtrump, an evil so clear
Turned out, 'merica is just full of slime
Racist, misogynists, biding their time
Most, white, fat, under-educated, too
Looking to blame, looking to screw
Claiming to be christian, filled w/ hate
Thinking, w/ lying donnie, it'd be great
Turned out, as most knew, they were wrong
Now we're all paying, will be, for very long
Cuz until donnie's dead or locked in jail
In 'merica & on Earth, evil will prevail
🌎
I may have mentioned, Earth doesn't care
Chunk of rock in space, long it'll be here
Natural Selection, will continue to work
Taking out the weak, posers & jerks
Soon we'll have to decide, water our need
For crops & drinking or AI & greed
We see where it's going, it is not good
Wasting the water, cutting all the wood
Here population growth, starting to slow
Women, not men, they seem to know
Better not more is the future way
But, lying donnie thinks it's ok if we pay
Thinks he's god, thinks he's smart
Truth: brain is rotten, breath like a fart
His TDS* continue to pay
As new storms, reality, head their way
But, we all suffer, lives denied
Tougher & tougher to even go outside
Still the stupid continue to overbreed
Solve issues w/ guns, cuz can't read
Quake issues, nope
Solar wind, we can cope
More wild weather, fire danger
Still we deal w/ truth arranger
Is donnie talking..he's lying
Today On Earth

Pair of Lady Slippers
Too bad, IRan's got a strait
😂

*TDS -TrumpDickSuckers
Red hat, vacant stare
Full of bad beer & excuses

Wednesday, April 15, 2026

Too Stupid To Be Fiction...

Unbelievable, unprecedented, never seen
Words once used, now, no longer mean
Anything, cuz gets stupider every day
Be laughed out as Hollywood screenplay
Healing Epstein as jeezus, no, I'm a doc
Every word, every day, mo' of a crock
Oil still not floating thru Hormuz
Reports of 'peace' deal, that's fake news
Ain't no way can work any deal
Only things can do: lie, rape & steal
Dem accused of rape, steps down
If GOP, pass cigars & NDA's around
Trump-Epstein files ain't goin' away
New teen on lap pics pop every day
Doordash granny poorly staged bit
Very poorly written/acted SNL skit
No idea what news'll be today
Mo' lies, mo' stupid on display
🌎
Planet, juiced on CO2, rages on
Snow in Rockies, Plains houses gone
🌪🌪🌪
More likely whipping up today
In Floriduuh, fires dance & play
Quake scene, mostly calm
Our temps, support trees..a palm
Oaks are dying, water table low
April showers remain a no-show
Solar twisty about to zap the air
Maybe auroras, if way up there..
Falsebook, stupid sky crap
Luring folks into, can't see that trap
🌒Crescent back by the weekend
Thin w/ Venus; as Pleiades bookend
Oak debris & pollen..it's gross out
Still..better than sittin' about..
Today On Earth

Mosses..gettin' busy w/
Spores!!

*TDS- TrumpDickSuckers
Even they are pissed..
Insulting the pope & jeezus
Donnie's Dementia on display
Everyday!!
Li'l vlady & donnie
Not so good at 'quick wars'

Tuesday, April 14, 2026

July Arrives Early..

Forecast to hit 90° today
Earth is juiced & ready to play
All inhabitants are gonna pay
Heat lovers all movin' our way
Up the mountains, into tundra zone
Getting green but dry as a bone
As idiots looking for 'it' on a phone
Po' babies so sad, po' babies so alone
World's greedy got the Hormuz blues
Can't get their nasty ole oil throughs
As 'our' lame prez w/ mo' screws
Lotta talk & strut but got no clues
🌮💩👑💩🌮
He is the TACO shithead 'king'
Goal: to dodge that pedophile thing
But, to Epstein isle ya had to bring
Your Euro-Ho to join w/ teen fling
Now in bad war, way over your head
Trying to avoid pending election dread
If just stayed in Floriduuh instead
Cheat at golf..but NO, now millions dead
Couldn't manage covid, can't fix this
'Advisors' no help, just kneel & kiss
Just deny & blame, on democracy; piss
Like the fox, reality..you all gonna miss
🌎
W. Nevada wins w/ mag. 5.7 quake
That rattled desert dwellers wide awake
On the Plains, deniers get no storm break
Perfect setup to hail & twisters make
Hole opening in sun's atmosphere
Blast, take few days for it to clear
93 million miles, so no fear
Morning, waning crescent, comet near
New bird scene in the yard
Phoebe, nest on speaker, tail waggin', hard
Hummers back, males w/ feeder guard
Me..not mistaken for a bard
😂
Today On Earth

Dogwoods
Looking good
It's Spring..they should

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
They are not smart...
Be wary, they scary..

Monday, April 13, 2026

We Got A Comet! A Super-Typhoon, A Super-Buffoon!!

Is buffoon.. an insult to clowns
Is comet.. a sign trouble abounds
Super typhoon, that we get
Earth's climate's going to shit
Got hot oceans, coming: hot air
Beyond daily lies we all bear
"IRan got no cards, cuz we're great"
But, like Che says, holding a straight
'Bout now it's looking ace high
And, can't no oily ships get by
We got ships limping on home
Bases trashed cuz was no drone dome
Funny tale, retard & drunk go to war
Still can't tell us a true 'what for'
Petey & donnie w/ 'negotiator JD'
Seems 'bout as bad as bad can be
🌎
April 13 is my usual hummer day
Hope no bears come by to play
Mallow green rules forest palate
Still not green as green'll get
As Al Green sings of time slippin' away
Got Lyle to join in for this play!!
Ain't it funny..tick-tock, tick-tock
Another spin on our big ole rock
Speaking of spin..Typhoon Sinlaku
Big & strong is what it do..
IRan & storms trashing our bases
Too bad, 'leaders' all mental cases
💣💩👑💩💣
Don't care 'bout storms on Plains
Cali snow storm, our lack of rains
Want Trump-Epstein out of news
That fascism we'll all choose
NOT!!!
Quakes & sun, both fairly calm
Faint comet in sky pre-dawn
Shows better in pics than eyes
Hope..a harbinger in disguise..
Today On Earth

Forget the leaves
This little girl went all in..
On blooms!!

*TDS - TrumpDickSuckers
Beware..The Ides of April
Come on you Brutus!!


Sunday, April 12, 2026

No Peace Deal... We Are Shocked!!

2 losers w/ zero social skills
Fail to work deal..of...wills
Threats from donnie the douche
While reality, no pass thru Hormuz
Prez in Va. to back lies of local GOP
Then to Floriduuh for fight: UFC
As economy tanks, leadership..none
But, keeping democracy on the run
Jews gonna keep bombing Lebanon
Depends full, donnie: "we bigly won"
Be out cheatin' at golf today
In Straight, it's drones & mines..away!!
Weird Melanomia, weird Epstein lies
Make it go away, still donnie tries
Then the wife, doubles down
Photos back all over the town
She was there, cozy with Jeffrey
Like the Euro whore she's happy to be
Like her hubby.. zero taste, low class
Like hubby, blowing smoke out her ass
🌎
Earth spins on, unconcerned w/ us
But, use our CO2 to heat up..no fuss
Mo' storms coming for denial states
Then it's here, for big heat, we waits
Looking like mo' records will fall
Chance of rain, remains small
Little quakes, no issues there
Solar wind, spots, we needn't care
Problems we face, are all man-made
Cuz few greedy men wanna be overpaid
So the poor sign up & go to war
Needin' paycheck, don't care what for
Kinda like religion..let others decide
About your life & your ride..
'Their' god, gotta be the right one
Pay the man, to get to heaven's fun
So many, happy to be played..
On a chance, might get laid..
Today On Earth

Lady Slipper Garden
One of many!!

*TDS-TrumpDickSucker
JD Vance
At the top of the list
Although, mikey johnson's
Fightin' him for top billing..


Saturday, April 11, 2026

JD & Jarred..Jokes On Us!!

Negotiate..w/ donnie's lil slut??
JD too stupid to order a doughnut🍩
Bad mouthed donnie, now on knees
🧎🛋🧎
So happy to suck*, so happy to please
US & IRan far from the same page
Stupid war into new stupider stage
Hormuz ain't really open, yet
Gas'll remain high, only safe bet
They got us captive w/ cheap drones
As lil vlady still pickin' don's bones
Too bad, war to lower pedophile news
Out of blue, wifey; back into views
Her bad lies came as a big surprise
No big hat, to help hide her lies
No photo shop, babe, pix are real
You were just part of the evil deal
Happy to cheat w/ married man
'Ho onto easy street, her only plan
How's that working for you now??
🌎🌘
Moon looping crew back at home
Set a record w/ their big roam
Quakes today, another, nothing big
Here, another cool air gig
Plains gearing for more storms
Twisters, new year round norms
Even as TDS* deny warming
Around their trailer, it's swarming
Today On Earth

Yes, there's a little water
But, no rain in forecast..
Real forecast, mo' drought

*TDS - TrumpDickSuckers
They're stupid..and everywhere!
Stay vigilant!
And, keep talking donnie..
Let the dementia shine thru!!

Friday, April 10, 2026

1st/Worst Lady Adds To Epstein Lies.. WTF??

In a move that had to make prez cringe
Euro-ho' wife went on weird lyin' binge
"I did not know Jeffrey, pics are fake"
Not that anyone asked..what to make..
Claims to be fluent in multiple tongues
So...guessing english is not amongs
The many..or..she has nothing to say
In any language, any way..today??
🌮💩👑💩🌮
Lyin' hubby's ceasefire didn't work
As usual, Bibi played donnie for jerk
Straight of Hormuz remains closed
W/ JD & Jared, talks are sure hosed
Both take weird to whole new level
Hope someone's bringin' big shit shovel
donnie claims victory, IRan's already won
W/ mines & drones glinting in the sun
AND
Dumbass wife revisits Trump/Epstein
He started war to keep files unseen..
😂😱
OOOOOPPPPPs
🌞🌗🌎
Solar wind all twisty, in the hi lats
Auroras may be where it's at
Here, big old tongue of cold air
Still making us spring aware
On the plains that means tornadoes
🌪🌪🌪
And, away another trailer goes..
No rain here, deeper into drought
Warming climate, ain't no doubt!!
Few quakes, biggest only 5.2
After moon tour, Artemis II..due
Will capsule get hotter than prez' pants
During his daily lyin' rants..
We'll see..
Today On Earth

Stalking the wild azalea!

*TDS- TrumpDickSuckers
Mo-rons & retards

Thursday, April 9, 2026

And, The 'Ceasefire' Is Over..Shocker!!

No surprise.. for Mr. No Plan or deal
Mo-ron can't negotiate.. only steal
AND
IRanians are idiots and jews are, too
Given world & women lil man-god screw
WHERE THE FUCK DID MY BLOG GO!
YOU SUCK GOOGLE.. SUUUUCK!!
Jews bomb Lebanon, IRan; close Hormuz
Mr. fart a deal, no plan, no clues
🌮
Earth don't care, continues to warm
Into new places life does swarm
Mountain glaciers fading fast
Old 'tree-lines' moving on past
Rest of planet quick to adapt
8 billion humans, most self trapped
🌎
Quake scene back in normal zone
Temps here, coldish to the bone
High pressure tongue, NE wedge
Heat returning soon..like sledge
Today On Earth

Hey donnie..
Stuck this up your fat ass
Bet it'd fit..
George would approve!


Wednesday, April 8, 2026

Win-Win For Slime-Slime??

Both sides quick to claim victory
Maybe bombing we cease to see?
Maybe Hormuz will be mine free?
Both sides run by slime & stupidity
IRan run by allah's hateful boys
'merica by slime uses girls as toys
Know donnie'll throw threats around
Know IRan ain't backin' down
Wasted billions, killed more than a few
Cuz donnie sucked up to a killer jew
As we circle the moon w/ technology
World still screwed by old theology
Puny man-gods still fighting it out
Kill non-believers they all still shout
Long as death worshippers run the world
Flags of peace & hope remain unfurled
🌎
Least the Earth on a big quake break
But, storms on Plains will still shake
Out mo' wind, hail, rain & tornadoes
While we get mo' cold w/ snotty nose
Sun got spots but solar wind is low
Will not be much of an aurora show
Gonna take a ride on a slow train
See what cherry blossoms remain
Just watchin' blue jays chase an owl
In the daylight, out on the prowl
Just another day in the forest..
Today On Earth

Eastern Tiger Swallowtail
Sat still for a shot..

*TDS - TrumpDickSuckers
Can't wait to hear today's 
Brags & lies
"oh we won, all is great"
We didn't & it ain't!!

Tuesday, April 7, 2026

TACO Tuesday! What's His Back Down Excuse Today?

Dementia donnie is flinging threats
Will back down..leads all the bets
🌮💩👑💩🌮
He's the TACO toddler, he'll back down
Spineless congress ain't even in town
Kinda surprised donnie ain't makin' claim
That the moon trip should have his name
Gilt in gold, show off his 'high' style
Make us forget..he's an old pedophile
As usual, USA letting war ignorance show
Simple Ghinese adage from long ago
"He who attacks must vanquish..
He who defends must merely survive"
Unless attacker moves people in
Locals, long-term..are gonna win
Vietnam, Iraq, lil vlady in Ukraine
But, wars always about big money gain
Old slime that start 'em never fight
Just pile up money to a great height
Too bad donnie didn't have that plan
Or see big Hormuz oil plug by IRan
🌎🌖
Quakes down, fewer, none big
Sun spotty, solar wind, slower gig
Dry front..just? blew on thru
Overnite, frost may just screw..
Anything too early w/ a bloom
We'll see, if any temp wiggle room
Hummer feeder is up, getting ready
Goldfinches eatin' & squawking steady
It's getting greener by the minute..
🍃🍃🍃
Time to get out..
Today On Earth

For some reason..
This tree reminded me of trump..
But, of course, tree is smarter..
*TDS- TrumpDickSucker
Loseronius Maximus!