PSG!! Cuz, Biggest Mouth, Biggest Choke!!

Gabriel, Arsenal's biggest, nastiest thug

To chokers Hall of Fame, added his mug

Trips & grabs, quick to dive & complain

Pushes, head butts, down trash talk rains

Actual skill: touch, vision, accuracy..

From the Brazilian trash, do not see

What was Mikel thinking, worst for last?

Cuz near the net, NO! sailed way on past

I'm assuming, they'll whine about referee

Too bad, thru the dives & delays did see

But, CONGRATS to PSG, hung tough

Hard, when opponents plan, be rough

But, PSG, do play a beautiful game

⚽🏆⚽

That gunners win by thuggery, a shame

🌎

Aussie & Carib plates feelin' the squeeze

But, to locals, just another lil tease

Moon behind Earth earlier today

🌕

Near apogee, so a smaller display

Sun still spotty, lil solar wind

More trouble from UV it does send

Arctic cool still sneaking our way

No frost, but warming display??

All our CO2, trapping big heat

Really, 'extreme' is our new treat

Too wet, too dry, too hot, too cold

In 'extreme' future will be told

AI, data & power, the new fight

Stealing our info, selling it back

Any hint of freedom, under attack

Who gets the water! Who gets to decide

Will it be safe to step outside..

Today, maybe, pretty nice out

In near future... that's in doubt..

Today On Earth

Summer view of a retired

TEACHER!

Well done G!!

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers

Still out there, bowing

To their racist retard 'king'

No idea what he's done now

I do know he ain't ended

ANY WARS!!

Rockin' In C'ville!!

Ya never know what you'll get

A few surprises..is a safe bet

Hash The Band lit up the big tent

Damn..many strings..very well bent

Originals.. until..I know that song!!

When Pink Floyd's 'Money' came along

Then.. CSNY's 'Ohio' came blasting out

Sadly, too few knew what it was about

Just as relevant today, maybe even more

W/ pedophile prez & ICE at any door

💩👑💩

🏚

Nation's 'House' is a big trash heap

Into every corner, the evil does seep

Posers for Jeezus spread their hate

'merica @250, far, far from great

🌎

On this part of Earth, all is benign

But, on the whole, it ain't so fine

Hotter & hotter, ice is on 'melt'

Don't have to wait, warming is felt

Quakes, volcanoes, blasts from sun

Good news, today, issues, mostly none

2nd Full moon for May

Blue, at apogee, farther away

Venus & Jupiter, coming & going

Drawing closer is the daily showing

⚽

UEFA Finals about to begin

Come on PSG...win it again

Today On Earth

Hash The Band

Kids..with old souls

Rock On!!

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers

De-evolution rolls on..

Cease-Fire.. And The Bombs Fly!!

Misunderstanding is what he do

Talks & talks but ain't got a clue

Now, bombin' Oman part of a plan?

💣💩👑💩💣

Random threats from the Depend's man

Today, he won't remember what he said

Lotta miss-firing in that hateful head

Congress, unseen, polyps up his fat ass

Lindsey, so far, blocking up the gas

Does JD or Marco change his Depend?

Just how low are they willing to bend?

🌎

Round the planet..hard to say

Weather site, no update today

Same lame crap again & again

Map, can see cool & dry moving in

Quakes: Ghina, off Mexico & Peru

🌋🌋🌋

Volcanoes, it's the regular crew

Sunspots..solar wind, slight uptick

In the west, Jupiter is droppin' quick

From Venus, little more than 10°

9pm-ish..your eyes it'll please

Rain is gone, drought is not

Least ain't got no coming hot..

Today On Earth

Fungus flowers

Starting to pop!

Li'l rain, up 'shrooms hop!

*TDS- TrumpDickSuckers

To his stinky ass, they puckers

Willing to say or do anything

'merica's family crime ring!!

The White House: Looks Like White Trash Lives There!

The White House

🏚

Trash on the outside, trash on the inside

While we pay for Euro-ho wife to hide

Up in NYC, she stays far away..

It's his 'wife' why do we have to pay

UFC trash, w/ donnie a perfect fit

Add the fox to host fake raslin' shit

Be watched in trailers 'cross the USA

Easily conned, to view, happy to pay

🙏💩👑💩🙏

At 'cabinet' meeting, shit was deep

Lackeys piled on praise in a heap

Like a prayer session, donnie as lord

Knees & lips sore for that horde

Hard to watch humans sink that low

Left their 'king' w/ an orange glow

💣💣

Round the world, Hormuz Strait

Oil ain't flowing, things ain't great

Cease-fire, not from Bibi, crazy jew

aRabs, looking to blame then screw

Religious slime w/ little man gods

Main goals, power & making life hard

💧🌎💧

After a week, rain has stopped

For a bit, drought levels..dropped?

Forecast, long, cool, dry spell

As always, Earth & time'll tell

Planet show may be visible tonight

Jupiter near Venus, Mercury in sight

'Cross the sky, big ole gibbous moon

🌔

Second Full of May, coming soon

No it will not be Blue, just rare

Round Pacific, usual quake 'be aware'

Sun fairly calm, but lotta space junk

Elon's nightmare, drugs & greed drunk

W/ a scope, hard to see stars in the sky

W/o Elon's garbage flying by..

Will he be at the White House 'fight'?

It is a gathering of those 'at ain't right

How many Depends will donnie fill?

80 for 80th..who pays that cleanup bill?

We know he can't wipe his own ass

Maybe 'cabinet' the honor, they pass

Today On Earth

Just what was this fly doing?

Practicing for White House gig?

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers

Pick a 'cabinet' member..

They're lined up & ready

To lie, praise & suck..

Those In 'Perfect Health' Don't Need Depends

Wears Depends..cuz he shits his pants

Wanders off subject whenever he rants

💩👑💩

Obese, swollen ankles, bruised hands

Mo' fast, greasy 'food' he demands

And, since every word is another lie

Claim of 'perfect health; don't even try

Had to 'xplain to the dumb, 'it has a D'

Repeated 'dumocrats'.. clever as can be

😂

World needs relief, holding out for stroke

Or heart attack, or on big mac; choke

Would any on staff come to his aid??

Not his Euro-ho, she wanna get paid!

💣 💣 🚢🚢 💣 💣

Over in Hormuz, no ships gettin' thru

Killer Bibi, Lebanon terror to continue

Dementia donnie don't care, don't know

🌮

View of 'the war', Petey's video show

In Ukraine, lil vlady bombing away

In 'merica, prices climb higher & higher

Yet, suckers order on, their every desire

Never satisfied, always wanting more

Need it now, delivered to the door

Then bitch about data centers & AI

And, got the planet turned to air-fry

🌎

Stalled front seems finally on the move

On Southside, in the muggy groove

'Gross' covers the feel outside

From 90%+ humidity, can not hide

As always, change is coming along

Be back singing same drought song

Lotta quakes, usual, Pacific rim

Sun got spots, CME chances; slim

Venus, as high as it's gonna get

Jupiter, we're pullin' away from it

From Earth view, drawing near

Too bad, a week since sky was clear

🌔

Closing in on two-fer, a Blue Moon

Up all night for a Sunday swoon..

Sun popped out, will we see more

If yes, what will air have in store?

All this moisture, could get wild..

Today On Earth

House Lady Slipper garden

Lookin' lots happier!!

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers

Most pretend..they healthy, too

But, like donnie

Ain't seen their dick over that belly

In years...more than a few!

Lie & Grift.. And Lie & Grift.. And Lie &..

With our prez, easy to figure out

If he's speaks he lies, ain't no doubt

Just making it up as he goes along

Lately, keeps singing the ballroom song

Is it a ballroom or just a bomb bunker?

And why..does he really need'a hunker?

Claims people keep coming w/ guns

Or..staged as excuse to grift mo' millions

Didn't attend Jr's wedding, nice dad..

Or flying to private isle..looks bad..

Thought raping young girls his thing

Maybe Trump-Epstein files do sting..

😱

Already lost interest in his li'l war

Short attention span, IRan out da door

🌮 threats about Hormuz fallin' flat

Is economic collapse..where we're at?

🤝Are long handshakes causing bruise?

Or just old & fat w/ the health abuse..

Maybe mo' nuggets flushed w/ big mac

We're all rooting for a big heart attack!

👏👏👏 💩👑💩 👏👏👏

🌎

Chilé wins quake derby today; mag 6.9

No deaths, injuries..all reported as fine?

High in the Andes, copper mines hit?

My guess..maybe landslides into open pit

Elsewhere, usual shakes around the Ring

'Back' of sun w/ big ole CME fling

After sunset, in the west, planet show

Spot Mercury chances gonna grow

Jupiter dropping for Venus visit

NO! They are not going to hit!!

Only a TDS* could ever think that..

Believe anything..if in a red hat

Front remains stalled 'round here

No real rain but sure ain't clear

SE Va got serious rain train..

Dumped, drought break, flooding pain

EEEEEIIIIHHHHAAAA

Today On Earth

The Herd...

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers

Breath..like a cow turd..

Let's Remember The Millions The TrumpVirus Killed!!

I know today is about our war dead

Yet a million+ Covid on his head

Let us not forget their lives today

His lies & mishandling took them away

Already lying 'bout Hanta & Ebola, too

Another dodge to keep truth getting thru

BUT

Trump-Epstein files are coming out!!

That he's a rapist/pedophile, no doubt

👧 💩👑💩 👧

Retard w/ dementia, pretty easy to see

That thru Hormuz, oil ain't flowin' free

War ain't over and we sure ain't won

With jewboy Bibi..won't ever be done

He & donnie make such a great pair

Greedy, killer slime that do not care!

Stay in power, stay outta jail!

Or tarred & feathered on a rail..

🌎

Our summer reality is here: Muggy

Notice, when I stop, in my face: buggy

Billions just waiting for the rain

Now seeking our blood, bring the pain

Usual quake scene, around the PacRim

Big sunspot coming, flare chance slim

But, it is a star..and rather wild

And, we are ultimately their child

Gloomy weekend, 'bout rain, don't whine

'Fore the rain, all was not fine..

Still..really not, prices sky-high

Help us out, donnie ain't gonna try

TDS* still believe & blame

We the people, democracy..a shame

Today On Earth

And, life rolls on..

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers

Screw up a wet dream..

What War... Look At My Weird Ballroom Pix

Is it ADHD or.. he's just a retard?

Staying on topic, getting pretty hard

Dodge the war & trump-Epstein file

Show dream pics of E. Wing rubble pile

Like his wall, like his...most anything

Another money grab, unfinished fling

Ballroom, Arch..never be built

As downward 'merica w/ the wilt

GOP has signed up for 'repartations'

Grifters line pockets on our nation

Like no corruption we've ever seen

Lil Vlady so proud, w/ envy..green

His boy donnie on the road to dicktator

💩👑💩

Rapist, pedophile, con-man, racist hater

Willing to let millions die..

Do zip, donnie barely has to try

Million+ w/ covid, going for even more

Only chance, on donnie, shut coffin door

🌎

No big quakes, or sunspot concerns

'Cross the pond, big heat churns

Still stuck in the li'l chill here

2.6" of rain, lowers drought fear

With clear skies, sky show rolls on

Jupiter drops to Venus, moon gone..

🌓

Not far away

First quarter today

Lull in the rain, will we see sun?

Forecast..potential 🌩T-storm fun

⚽⚽⚽

Last day of Premier League today

Pep's last hooray, quite the display

Savinho still sucks, never on goal

His addition..stopped City roll

Still they just pass & pass & pass

Just won't let a shot fly out their ass

Hard to score if you don't shoot

Don't score enough to get the loot

Thugs, sadly won the title this year

Grab, trip & dive, an Arsenal cheer

But, thanks Pep..quite the run

But no DeBruyne, much less fun

Today On Earth

New Trashed Panda shirt

Sweeeeet!!

*TDS - TrumpDickSuckers

They got ALL the excuses..

June-On & Off Earth... Puddles!!

Puddles out in the yard

Cat w/ a squirrel, working hard

Over 2" now in the gauge

Drought..into a lesser stage?

June 2026 - On & Off Earth

This column took a bit of a veer on May 21st with the news that all of Louisa had moved from severe to extreme with the latest update of the state drought map. Because, at that same moment, I heard the first rain drops of our forecast wet spell begin to fall on my roof. The drops continued all evening and by morning there were 1.5” in my rain gauge.

That is a good start but with 10” the estimate needed to recharge local groundwater systems, only a start. By the time you read this, we’ll all know more. It was nice to at least see a puddle form, even if briefly before soaking into the very thirsty soil.

In an average summer, puddles most often form from two events: thunderstorms and hurricanes. June does kick off Hurricane Season. The National Weather Center’s storm forecast for 2026 is calling for below average hurricane numbers due to the influence of a powerful El Niño building in the Pacific.

El Niños occur when the steady Trade Winds of the tropics weaken and all the warm water they had pushed to the western side of Earth’s biggest ocean sloshes back against the Americas. Patterns change, winds pick up that hinder hurricane development allowing fewer Atlantic storms to form. Forecasting has improved dramatically but it is a chaotic, tempestuous planet. Time, as always, will tell and it only takes one hurricane to make a large impact.

 

There are certainties for June. Summer will officially begin with the Solstice at 4:25am on the 21st. Students and teachers will celebrate another school year’s end; gardens, timely planted and watered, will begin to produce; beaches and mountains will beckon. It’s June, the long days of summer are here, time to grab the shades and sunscreen and get out there.

June’s long hours of daylight limit evening sky gazing options but there is a lovely show going on all month just after dark. Venus remains brilliant as the Evening Star and is mostly stalled in the western sky but Jupiter is dropping toward it, daily! The two will be very close at dusk on the 9th but a nightly check will reveal why the Greeks called them planets, they ‘wander’. A crescent moon and Mercury join the scene on the 16th and 17th.

Earlier on the 17th, a rare daytime Moon/Venus occultation, or blocking, will occur. You’ll need to first block the sun, the corner of a building works well. Binoculars will also be a huge help but with clear, blue skies you can see the moon and Venus in daylight (a sky app on your phone will also help find them). The leading, dark edge of the moon will block the planet at about 3:45pm. Venus will pop out from the lit side of the moon about 5:11pm. The two will still be very close four hours later when skies are dark. The occultation will be a challenge, but will create a lasting memory; good luck!

Listening to the rain still falling on my roof allows me a sigh of lawn and garden relief. While it may put a damper on Memorial Day weekend festivities the world I’m looking out on has turned back to a more vibrant green, as all the lifeforms we share this planet with slurp up the life sustaining water and kick back into summer grow mode.

This June be on the lookout for signs from the hidden world just below our feet that has not shown itself this spring in our ongoing drought. The web of fungal mycelia, ever at work turning dead stuff into nutrients it then shares with neighboring plants will, finally, with the rain, take a chance on breeding. This year, June, after quite a delay is about to become Mushroom Season!

Mo' rain on the way

Hoooooray

Today On Earth

From Severe To Extreme Drought... And, RAIN!!

Severe to extreme on new drought map

1 1/2" of rain will help close the gap

Maybe more lined up to come our way

Scorched Earth, remains no puddle display

Like a dry sponge, it'll take much more

Ways to go 'fore full groundwater restore

Average quake day, sun almost calm

In DC, another day, lies & alarm

Colbert's gone, to say bye, they came

Too bad free speech, never the same

Until we 86 47..punk bitch

Today On Earth

The first flow for awhile

Cisterns & rain-barrels full now

Hope for a re-greening

Perhaps...some fungus

Last Night To Watch CBS... Forever!!

The TDS* Ellison clan has kowtowed

Put on their knee pads, to donnie bowed

Guaranteed that CBS, no one will view

Thought they gave Colbert the screw

He'll be fine & we'll watch the Jimmys

Nor more NCIS, no one saying gimme

🌮💩👑💩🌮

Mr. Backdown continues to tell mo' lies

As IRan launches drones in the skies

No ships thru Hormuz, works for lil vlad

As donnie screws the world..so bad

Make a deal, that he cannot do

Why bother when bankruptcy goes thru

Likely coming for the old US of A

When SSA no longer able to pay

donnie's band of thieves, trump robbery

All supported by his own personal AG

🌎

Evening sky scene rolls along

Clouds here, sing the rain song

More storms pass to the north

Finding out what water is worth

Mag 4.9 quake right at Hormuz

Only momentary local blues

Big sunspot has fizzled out

Or..gearing up for next bout?

Ain't nothing but change..

Today On Earth

Thanks for the reminder, Jim

Where is the Jackal..

When we really need him!!

*TDS -TrumpDickSuckers

Bow to a guy

That's pooping his pants

💩👖💩

Yea..like he could wear jeans

'Merica's Crime Family Gets A Free Pass

Just when we thought, seen it all

donnie's AG makes a belly crawl

Then, donnie 'xplains 'bout ballroom

Dementia.. or maybe ate a 'shroom?

💩👑💩

He is stupid, it could just be that

Mr. Golden Hair..maybe..put on a hat

Not looking good, holding out for stroke

Or maybe on KFC bone he'll choke

💩⛽🛻⛽💩

TDS* liking 'improved' diesel cost

But, if watch fox..the reality is lost

Ain't no 'truth' showing on a phone

Just, that stupid & racist to the bone

🌮

As predicted, donnie TACO'd again

No Hormuz opening or war win..

😱

Just more empty threats & chaos

'merica & world with the loss!!

🌎

Arabian plate w/ squeeze today

Plate tectonics slow/steady display

Here, another day, records to fall

'Fore front, chance of a squall

My guess, will miss us again

Calling it a 'creek' have to grin

My buddy the bear still around

Off into thick stuff w/ crashing sound

🌞

Our side of our star pretty quiet

About to spin to a sunspot riot

🌒

Moon will be near Jupiter tonight

Hope you saw yesterday's sight

Delight!!

Stay cool out there..

Good luck with that..

Today On Earth

Scary shit..

most 'powerful' man in world

He thinks so..

But, then, he's a retard!!

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers

Raking in the cash..

Taking it up the ass

East Smashes Heat Records, West Chills, TACO Prez Tacos

Old donnie blow-hard; new threat

A new lash-out warning..safe bet

TrumpAlways🌮ChickensOut

Cuz, that we 'won' still in doubt!

From IRan, it's still bombs away

In 'merica, still at the pump we pay

Trump-Epstein files still in the news

When a pedophile..don't get to choose

💩👑💩

Did the deed, judgement day's coming

When jail door slams, few'll be bumming

Most of current crowd should be jailed

Thinks he's jeezus, to a cross..nailed!

🌎

Unconcerned, Earth still dominates

For global warming, no longer we wait

It is here! will rule 21st century

Easy water, no one gonna see

Gonna have to decide, data or food

W/  billionaire rule..won't be good

More records will fall on east coast

Seems our turn for a May roast

Out west, a chill with a frost?

Who knows crops to be lost..

No quake or sunspot concerns

Real issue, from past, no one learns

Same thing again & again & again

War, greed & rape for the win..

Conned believers still kneel & pray

Li'l man-gods still staying away

To 'true' believer, everything a sign

Self deception, got that down fine

🌒

In the west, sunset show rolls on

Catch it before the moon be gone

Like, maybe, tonight

Until then, stay cool out there

Today On Earth

Hadensville Store Chicken tenders

They are jumbo, fried to perfection

3 meals for me!!

🌮🌮🌮

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers

Believe god stories told by men

who never knew jeezus..or mo'

Think it through...come on..

Give reality a try...

Moon & Venus Dazzle Tonight!!

Find a western view after sunset

An eye treat you're gonna get

Ultra thin crescent to Venus' right

Jupiter above, sunset below, delight

Tomorrow, Moon slides up near Jove

No clouds or rain, easy treasure trove

🌪🌪🌪

On N. Plains they may not see

Along front, dodging storms'll be busy

Doing cleanup in denial Mississippi

Actual warming, extreme weather, weee

Lotta aftershocks off Puerto Rico

Same; San Andreas at Cali & Mexico

Burma & Ghina minor quake issues, too

Here, issue, the big heat blasting thru

Spring is gone, summer is here

No rain forecast, we're set to sear

💩👑💩

Missed the lies donnie told today

Don't matter much anyway

Wars rage on, prices rise

No solutions, no surprise

Easy to lie to the undereducated

Stir racist hate to the easily baited

Posers for jeezus, they beeelieve

No self thought, easy to deceive

Stay aware

TDS* everywhere

Today On Earth

Did he really need

that big a piece of pie

"Can't eat all that"..he did!!

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers

Red hat, dull eyes..

Hey BooBoo!!

Been thinking, while since seen a bear

Still, in the woods, try and be aware

Know to be careful what you wish for

Not a thought when I went out the door

My quick walk soon got a surprise

Crossed the creek, a noise, then my eyes

Saw not a deer but a small black bear

I spoke to him, he didn't seem to care:)

First I've ever seen out on a walk

Views at the house, previous bear talk

On my roof, at the feeders, paws on glass

Poop on the walk..was hard to pass

In the woods, and I went on, different..

Then 2 quail exploded, nerves now bent

Feeders still here, seems, no night visit

Glad BooBoo moved on, no feeder hit

But, we'll have to see

🌎

Few quakes, 6.0 Caribbean plate

Plate tec..always set to girate

Heat is coming, summer-like

Maybe not best day for a hike..

Solar wind still cranking along

New moon, hi-lat auroras strong?

Probably not, still may be a show

Tomorrow, moon w/ Venus nearby

Check it out in western sky..

Today On Earth

Sunset..pretty amazing..

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers

Be aware

They everywhere

Don't have to talk long to figure it out

Are You Lovin' Your New Gold trump Phone?

Ordered a trump phone, cuz a mo-ron

Now shocked & pissed ya money gone

Came w/ family fine print guarantee

No phone or deposit are you gonna see

Stupid enough to pay D.jr or Air-wik

A gold phone'd prove you're a real dick

And you're a sucker, TDS* to be exact

Live in a trailer, drive a big ole truck

Now, w/ a big diesel bill, you be stuck

Ya boy donnie, in Ghina being played

But, grounds for WWIII already laid

Help in IRan, from Ghina, come on..

No 'merican guarantee for Taiwan

donnie wants help, offer none in return

Back home many fires continue to burn

Approval #'s how low will they go

We know, reality the fox won't show

Hard core TDS* will just never know

So his racist core will continue to blow

🌎

Boundaries calm, off Earth, less so

Big solar wind, hi-lat skies could glow

High here has moved off the coast

Setting us up for a weekend roast

On denial Plains, likely mo' storms

Daily twisters, the new norms

Planet IS WARMING, is on melt

Everyday, everywhere, it is felt

Ghina & now USA both agree

Pollution, who cares, about money!

Today On Earth

Don't take much rain..

Laurel be bloomin'

Creek, amazingly, li'l flow

*TDS

TrumpDickSucker

Yea, you need a gold phone

Dumb to the bone..

CBS Sucks, donnie Worships Xi

Grabbed Xi's hand, wouldn't let go

Power..or weakness he let show

donnie loves him a dick-tator💗

No secret, he's a democracy hater

While 'topic' is don's mess in IRan

Real issue, coming invasion of Taiwan

Xi warned him, don't get in my way

donnie's too stupid to see coming play

In 'merica prices rise, water does, too

As droughts push farther on through

Rivers in Va flowing lower & lower

Any government help, no.. or slower

Big biz steals our data & our 'rights'

CBS, gonna find, no views on nights

Colbert & Letterman, up on the roof

Disgust, disrespect, tossed the proof!

Need li'l more CEO defenestration

Maybe.. get some truth realization

But, are in Ghina worshipping Xi

AND

Kneeling, bowing, sucking donnie

🌎

2 quakes popped seismometers over 6

Both deep, just more subduction slips

Solar wind has kicked up a notch

Not enough for grid/satellite botch

Wedge of late spring chill going

As summer/warming's hand is showing

Deniers can deny but we're gonna fry

What to do when no food/water to buy

What's an influencer gonna do?

Got all 8 billion onlyfans..w/ self screw

Li'l man-gods w/ no help, no show

Still to their con-men the money go

Praise the lord, pass the cash

BlahBlahBlah out their ass!!

Planet share reality..every day

Continue to ignore, we will pay

$$$

Today On Earth

Mr. NoShoulders

Always welcome..outside

or in rafters:)

*TDS -TrumpDickSuckers