A New Jeopardy Champ...Whoa!!

Jamie's 31 day Jeopardy run is done

$800K+.. he'll return...as a champion

Last question, said 'palm'..not palm tree

Left new champ in final.. home free!!

🔫💩👑💩🔫

In less pressing..shoot the prez news

Liars blaming Kimmel for fun views

But, was Karoline that very night

Said, 'shots will be fired', fun insight

Maybe like the shot that 'hit his ear'

If so..a big scar would be clear

Fun watchin' TDS* brave men run

Leaving wives to man w/ the gun

😂😂😂

RFKjr & Stevie miller got out quick

Left wives, miller's preggers..Dick!!

Pathetic erica kirk was all upset

But...this was 'merica hubby wanna get

Kash stood around, looking for a drink?

What did J. Edgar Boozer think?

donnie didn't like Norah's inquiry

Shooter's manifesto left his brain blurry

Mentioned rapists & pedophiles, no name

donnie quick to deny, trapped in own game

We all know he is & wife knew Epstein

Hugging, kissing in photos we've seen

⛽💣

While donnie, lies, denies & blames

Big oil w/ same rip-off games

Our oil doesn't come thru Hormuz..

As Dominion runs ads, coming screws

Like huge towers'll add to local beauty

Don't mention cancer we'll soon see

🌎

Earthquake scene, not even 1@ mag 5

It's potential sunspot X-blast from 4425

GA & Floriduuh fires still burn

On the Plains, air w/ a fast turn

🌪🌪🌪

Here, it's chilly w/ actual rain..😱

No much but for any won't complain

Only 0.11" but topped off my tank

Shed rain barrels getting rank..

Woods sure happier, though

Mallow green..is the show!!

Today On Earth

Sauna Mountain Valley

w/ Sharon on the guest mic

Woooo!!

TDS* -TrumpDickSucker

Look at 'em run

From 'merican w/ a gun

The less than great

Mess they did create!!

May Is Coming..On & Off Earth

May 2026 - On & Off Earth

‘Once in a blue moon’, as an expression, speaks to a rare event. It rolls off the tongue much more easily than ‘once in a total solar eclipse’. Two full moons in a month is not as spectacular as the moon blocking the sun but May will start and end with a Full Moon and both of them are a bit unusual.

Both the Full Flower moon, just 13 hours into May and the ‘Blue’ Moon with less than 20 hours left in the month will be near apogee, the farthest point in our satellite’s monthly elliptical orbit. The term popping up for both, but especially the Blue moon, is a ‘micro-moon’. As opposed to a ‘super-moon’, May’s two full moons will both be about 30,000 miles farther from Earth and smaller than we normally see. Both will travel across the sky near the celestial Scorpion; hope for clear skies.

The problem there, clears skies are not what we need. We need clouds and those clouds need to be heavy with rain. Over 90% of Virginia is now in severe drought. The entire south is either in severe or extreme drought and no April showers have brought wildfires, not May flowers. Our dry April continues a nine month trend of below normal rainfall; the western USA is even worse.

Drought evidence has been obvious to me for months. On my chunk of the Piedmont, there are trails I cannot walk when the water table is high, they are just too wet. Those trails have had barely a slippery moment over the last nine months. My second drought confirming notice came in the garden with Earth’s resistance to a shovel. I was able to turn over the soil to add compost but I turned over dry chunks and encountered no earthworms. Last Saturday’s 0.2” of rain dampened the surface but provided no real drought relief.

What may, or may not, help our drought conditions is building far off, along the equatorial Pacific. Seems the Trade Winds have weakened allowing the warm water they pile up on the western edge of Earth’s largest ocean to slosh back eastward. That massive pool of warm water sloshing up against Central and South America triggers an El Niño. El Niños tweak the weather worldwide but tend to tamp down Atlantic tropical storm formation. Fewer tropical storms and hurricanes means less summer moisture for the drought stricken South. Wishing for hurricanes, to break a drought, seems not a great idea, not that our planet is concerned with or aware of our wishes.

May’s long days and short nights limit sky gazing options but Venus is hard to miss as the Evening star in the west at twilight. Jupiter beams not far above; both visited by a crescent moon on the 18th-20th. Early risers may spot Saturn & Mars, low in the east pre-dawn with the waning crescent near on the 13th and 14th. Astrology trackers will know the sun moves from Aries into Taurus on the 15th.

May is a month with more than a few days with names. It kicks off with May Day, Stars Wars Day is the 4th followed by the American version of a Mexican holiday, Cinco de Mayo. Graduates are to be congratulated throughout the month, Mom’s are celebrated on the 10th and we remember those that paid the ultimate price in service to our country with Memorial Day on the 25th. May’s steep sun angle and long hours of daylight make every day, Sunscreen Day and this year, every day should also be Wildfire Prevention Day! May, our gateway to summer beckons, but be careful out there...Today On Earth!

Japan just rocked again..Sun big spots..likely to blast!!! Sun's out here, still cool, still dry..fire suspicion in south..set by big data to steal land owners won't sell..will slime in Floriduuh Gorga admit it..donnie..no idea what that dumbass is saying...more blame, more lies, more excuses..Everyday On Earth

NRA Fails Us Again!!

Battle despots, teach marksmanship

NRA claims & goals, taken a big dip

Another dumbass showed w/ a gun

donnie & his TDS* the first to run

As pundits are searchin' for a reason

Easy; prez, rapist felon..into treason

Or if TDS* maybe blame the press

The truth tellers, not lyin' fox mess

Sad reality, donnie still almost alive

'merican democracy tries to survive

🌧🌎🌔

0.2" of rain did little to end drought

Mostly, just moved the pollen about

Mongolia got shaken up today

Down in denial dixie, fires burn away

Out on the 'ain't no warming' Plains

Hail & tornadoes still major pains

Earth is warming cuz CO2 traps heat

From fossil carbon we won't retreat

Many options, that do much less harm

But, all raise..'no easy money' alarm

Oil, power & auto gotta get their cash

Do not care at all what they gotta trash

Now throw in AI, mo' big power waste

Need lots of water, need it post-haste

Mega data crew into mega thiefin'

Of your personal info, they reliefin'

Then sell it all back to you

Live on your phone, do the self-screw

Believe donnie..you're stupid, too

Today On Earth

Garden spot, re-composted

Ahead of the rain

*TDS-TrumpDickSucker

Luggage Flies Free.. Please Bring Jet Fuel!!

As dixie burns, Plains clean up

Warming reality, to deniers; abrupt

To those of us with an actual clue

We know this is what a jacked Earth do

Got all this extra heat, gonna rage

Last 30 years, been in this new stage

More like 250 if we wanna get real

Industrial revolution started the deal

For millennia was wood, then on to coal

Kicked it up when to gas & oil did roll

Now the Strait, where oil does flow

Our idiot prez, says no one can go

Really, it's IRan making the rules

As retard donnie lies, farts & drools

Kash & petey out hitting on the booze

As weird Melonomia, on Epstein cruise

(Sure can't get thru Hormuz:)

Longing for good times gone bye

When off to pedophile land she did fly

Keep those memories, when ya testify!

Then your rapist 'daddy' goes bye-bye

🌎

Here, just sittin'..waiting on the rain

For 9 months, Earth showin' its disdain

For now, fires staying to our south

Lame 'splanations outta their mouth

Easy question; did ya vote for trump?

Did it to yourself, dumb as a stump

Like the state itself: Floriduuuuh

Bettin' answer from Gov...whuuuuh

"Tha's right, Earth burned ole dixie down

And, to their lies they were clinging"

Got quakes, along plate boundaries

Got sunspots, if no clouds, easy to see

2 X-class flares, seem..going away

Lucky, this time Earth won't pay

Big power, got big money

Runnin' ads, cancer towers, all's sunny

Gotta fuel the AI data center theft

Of our info, any morals; bereft!

Posers for jeezus, you can be sure

But, the money, they need more

What'll they do when reservoirs low

And, rivers no longer flow

Where will the power & water go

To that one..I think we all know..

door-dash delivery..bag of data..

yummm-yummm

Today On Earth

Baby Spinach..

Worked for Popeye..

*TDS -TrumpDickSucker

Whuuuuuuh!!

Pay for that diesel...bitch!!

Big truck..lil dick..lil brain

Ain't No Hurry.. If Ya Got No Plan..

While economies tank, jets can't fly

Dementia donnie w/ another lie

I don't listen but know if talking

Far from the truth he's walking

💩👑💩

Kash don't like 'J. Edgar Boozer'

Tough in this crew, be biggest loser

🍻🍻🍷🍷

Need to get petey to drive ya home

Yea right, from that racist gel-dome

Incompetent grifters, taking us down

TDS* running 'merica into the ground

Used to be respected, trusted but now

First W, now donnie, to dictators bow

On his fat knees suckin' vlady & bibi

Yea..in IRan we're gonna see victory

Just who is blocking Hormuz Strait?

Cuz donnie..this sure ain't Great!!

🌎🌞🌓

Just slid by 1st quarter moon

Solar X-class flare, coming soon

Extreme drought, most of VA

Floriduuh fires, same in GA

Tornadoes still trashing the Plains

Earth rules, daily warming gains

Greece got the shakes today

Pacific subduction always at play

MO got a shake reminder, too

Is Big Muddy quake..bit overdue

Most rivers there for a reason

Along faults..just need greasin'

Usual 2 dozen mountain's blowin'

Earth's active & it's showin'

Today On Earth

Step 2 on tomatoes

Into gallon pots..

In case of a chill..

Spring still.. 

*TDS-TrumpDickSucker

Posers for jeezus, too

Cruisin' DaNile

Boat For Boat..IRan With Gloat!!

TACO prez into 'check' again

🚢🌮🚢

IRan with a new piracy win

Whatcha gonna do now, donnie

Blow mo' lies outcha big fat hiney!

Took Barack years to get nuke deal

W/ smart folks keeping it real

Bombs & threats didn't seem to work

Your negotiators..both clueless jerks

Maybe send in blondes from fox news

See what lying bimbo team un-screws

💩👩👩👩💩

Are they reporting on the fires that rage

🔥🚒🔥🚒🔥

Across dixie, droughts into new stage

Must suck when reality does not match

The lies fox & the prez daily do hatch

Li'l SkyDaddy jeezus, no reply to prayers

So..not real?? or don't really cares

But, 'be like jeezus' ain't their scene

More..racist haters into being mean

"Ain't my fault I'm stupid & fat"

"It's Joe & Obama did all of that"

Truth of our warming raging world

🌎

Got small TDS* brains all a'swirled

But, pattern shifts are in their face

Change coming at ever faster pace

Sun flaring, just not our way

Least, pretty average earthquake day

Latest cool going back to hot

Latest rain, barely a wet spot

Jupiter & the Moon, what a show

W/ Castor & Pollux above a'glow

♛💩👑💩♜

You're in check donnie!!

Gotta move..didn't think so

Today On Earth

Ferns gettin' busy

*TDS -TrumpDickSucker

You've seen 'em

Big belly, vacant stare

Red hat.. although..

Seeing a lot fewer...

Embarrassed..or getting a clue

YES WE CAN!! EARTH DAY!!

VA voted & w/ a big ole slap

Told donnie & Texass, keep ya crap

🌮 As clueless TACO backs down

AGAIN

After throwing threats around

BUT

Chicken out is what he does

Then dreams of the way it 'was'

Would'a ended Vietnam, didn't go

😂

Bone spurs made him just too slow

Gonna end Ukraine, blahblahblahblah

Now sending in JD haahaahaahaa

Sucked up to Bibi, still kissin' vlady's ass

And, thru Hormuz, still no ships pass

Running outta jet fuel, what then

Sure, donnie will call that a 'win'

🌎

Should be 'celebrating' Earth Day 56

Hard to do when 'leaders' all dicks

And, planet keeps kicking our ass

Be long time 'fore our CO2 does pass

Ice trashing things in Michigan

Plain deniers, storms, twisters, again

Here, it's cold w/ no hint of rain

As we all suffer data center pain

Over-breeding idiots, 6 kids, insane

Their SkyDaddy told 'em to do it

Provide food, water, ain't doin' shit

TDS* survey crew killed my trees

Typical, like donnie, do as ya please

Too bad, lame boy, Johnny McGuire

After 1 useless term, have to retire

He'll have time to learn the Pledge

Today On Earth

My trees

Poisoned, hacked

Destroyed

TDS* slime

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers

Got their asses kicked in

VIRGINIA!!

Stupid Man With No Plan..

Donnie may not 'qualify' as a retard

But, ready for bed in dementia ward

💩👑💩

Sending JD to negotiate just shows

How little he sees, even less he knows

Awkward JD couldn't order a doughnut

(what do🍩I do?)

Only skill, kneeling as donnie's lil slut

End this war mess, get our big 'deal'

Even as, making it worse, a ship we steal

Has donnie forgotten his Cuban invasion

Just a toddler, use big-mac as persuasion

🍔

Greenland..done...Venezuela..screwed

In VA today, coming reality gets viewed

If YES passes, GOP decline will proceed

Beyond blame, lie & deny they may need

Votes will tell the tale..

Hope..donnie's beat down will prevail

🌎

We're back in the Canadian air

While Plains need'a be tornado aware

Japan w/ 'mega-quake' alert

But, yesterday's 7.4, no one hurt

Just a fore-shock of bigger to come?

No high ground plans..you be dumb

REC power glitch.. pain in the ass

Will demand rate hike..allowed to pass

W/ data & AI.. future looks bleak

Staring at phone, a life they seek

Earth don't care but temps will rise

Constant warnings w/ thin disguise

To see, need questioning, active brain

But, to most..that's just a pain

Visual stimuli.. basic perception

Gotta read to trigger conceptualization

Otherwise, brain's on vacation

Leading to mental frustration..

Just look around

Not a lot of cleverness found

Today On Earth

The light is always shining thru

Just gotta notice what it do..

The shadow knows..

I suppose...😂

*TDS-TrumpDickSucker

Believe any hateful thing..

"but, my lil SkyDaddy says.."

4/20: Chilly Air, Big Shakes, No Stupid Breaks..

Mag. 7.4 quake offshore Japan

Only they need tsunami plan

Here, not enough rain to faze drought

But, need to bust jackets back out

Cross pond, usual Arsenal choke's on

Any trophy chances, closer to gone

City's coming for you!!

😂

Grab, trip, push, foul gunners can do

Put a shot on goal, ain't gotta clue

😂

Sun has spots but X-ray output is low

Means; Earth atmosphere will not glow

🌒

Moon's 'tween Jupiter & Venus tonight

Looking into forest, the green is bright

If ya live in the woods, don't watch news

Just don't matter what donnie do's

Guess'd be.. middle east still a mess

Of any wrong, donnie won't confess

Likely

Still blaming Joe or even..Barack

But, we know, if he's talking..it's a crock

💵💩👑💩💵

Reality reminder when you go outside

From high prices, no where to hide

Today, quick reminder: it is spring

Tonight, April could do a frost thing

And, donnie..women just don't smile

When leered at by a pedophile..

There's some reality for ya..

Today On Earth

Brava Brava shrimp

Better than Bang Bang

Are you a TDS*

*TrumpDickSucker?

And, you're readin' this..

Hope my Truth..doesn't leave you

UnSocial...

But, you already are..

😂

Not The Rain We Needed...:)

For last 9 months, this is our norm

Spits a little but no real rain storm

In extreme drought we will remain

But...better than Plains..they insane

Mo' tornadoes, mo' floods, too

Voted for donnie, Earth comin' for you

That's not true, planet doesn't care

But, w/ our CO2, it's got heat to spare

With that heat, Earth's having some fun

While we 'discuss' solutions w/ a gun

Ain't no oil ships making Hormuz run

Dementia donnie's mess far from done

💣💩👑💩💣

🌎

With rain done, temps taking a fall

It's still just April/spring after all

Nevada quaking, making basin & range

Earth w/ usual slow & steady rearrange

Earth's magnetic field still a'quiver

Hi-Lats might see red aurora river

City v Arsenal underway

Thuggery already on display

Today On Earth

Ants..quick to answer

The 'sugar' water call, Ants

Take some home and share

⚠

TDS*

No doubt..out praying to their

Sky Daddy..

Posers for jeeezus

Cancel That Hormuz Cruise..

World economy stuck in a Strait

Wars of words, all fueled by hate

No, IRan w/ a nuke, not good thing

But, our 'prez'..lives in dementia wing

Never smart, always near 'retard'

Now, got brain rot, got it hard

Surrounded by drunks, liars & fools

Kash & petey; booze their main tools

Trump-Epstein files ain't gone away

Pickin' fight w/ pope, 'nother bad play

A 'just war'..our 'excursion' sure is not

Skills at vocab..donnie sure ain't got

Makes up words, uses others wrong

Racist fox crew keep going along

'Ain't my fault' they continue to scream

Yet, on to fat & stupid they do steam

Local TDS*, a truck driving man

Don't be fooled, vote no, is his plan

NO ads were just distortion & lies

Now added race card, zero surprise

🌎

Few quakes, leaving locals uneasy

Local pollen, leaving many sneezy

On the Plains, flooding & tornadoes

Voted for donnie, it's what ya chose

🌒

View of the west & clear skies

Venus & moon, delight for ya eyes

Cross the pond, Wolves going down

Mañana, slime Arsenal into town

Manchester will be the scene

It'll be on many as screen..

Last warm day for a few

We'll see if any rain comes thru

Today On Earth

Oak 'flowers'

What a mess..

*TDS - TrumpDickSuckers

Easy to fool..

Will never admit they're wrong

Even as donnie makes it harder..

Every day!!

The Lies & Stupid Keep Coming..

Misquote the bible & challenge the pope

In 'merica... it's hard to cling to hope

Drunk & a rapist/pedophile run a war

Sad thing, the bizarre's no longer bizarre

Lies & stupid the new daily norm

While on planet new realities swarm

Flood & tornadoes across Great Lakes

Lotta places w/ really long rain breaks

Can't take pics of comet in the sky

W/o a slimy Elon's satellite fly-by

Least quakes, usual boundary scene

Hole in sun, solar wind will careen

Tomorrow, hi-lat auroras seen

While here, just daily deeper green

Maybe skip church, watch Kill Bill

Get your jeezus from Pete the Dill

Dildo!!

New standard ICE protest tool

Need to laugh, when prez a fool

Today On Earth

A view

From The Tree

In The Chair

No TDS* sitting there

*TrumpDickSuckers

The Anchor Around The Neck Of The World

Sure, there's lots of bad & evil around

Lil vlady, Xi, Kim & IRan astound

But, standing tall & strong, the USA

At least, it used to be that way

But, in 2015 an evil appeared here

donnieJtrump, an evil so clear

Turned out, 'merica is just full of slime

Racist, misogynists, biding their time

Most, white, fat, under-educated, too

Looking to blame, looking to screw

Claiming to be christian, filled w/ hate

Thinking, w/ lying donnie, it'd be great

Turned out, as most knew, they were wrong

Now we're all paying, will be, for very long

Cuz until donnie's dead or locked in jail

In 'merica & on Earth, evil will prevail

🌎

I may have mentioned, Earth doesn't care

Chunk of rock in space, long it'll be here

Natural Selection, will continue to work

Taking out the weak, posers & jerks

Soon we'll have to decide, water our need

For crops & drinking or AI & greed

We see where it's going, it is not good

Wasting the water, cutting all the wood

Here population growth, starting to slow

Women, not men, they seem to know

Better not more is the future way

But, lying donnie thinks it's ok if we pay

Thinks he's god, thinks he's smart

Truth: brain is rotten, breath like a fart

His TDS* continue to pay

As new storms, reality, head their way

But, we all suffer, lives denied

Tougher & tougher to even go outside

Still the stupid continue to overbreed

Solve issues w/ guns, cuz can't read

Quake issues, nope

Solar wind, we can cope

More wild weather, fire danger

Still we deal w/ truth arranger

Is donnie talking..he's lying

Today On Earth

Pair of Lady Slippers

Too bad, IRan's got a strait

😂

*TDS -TrumpDickSuckers

Red hat, vacant stare

Full of bad beer & excuses

Too Stupid To Be Fiction...

Unbelievable, unprecedented, never seen

Words once used, now, no longer mean

Anything, cuz gets stupider every day

Be laughed out as Hollywood screenplay

Healing Epstein as jeezus, no, I'm a doc

Every word, every day, mo' of a crock

Oil still not floating thru Hormuz

Reports of 'peace' deal, that's fake news

Ain't no way can work any deal

Only things can do: lie, rape & steal

Dem accused of rape, steps down

If GOP, pass cigars & NDA's around

Trump-Epstein files ain't goin' away

New teen on lap pics pop every day

Doordash granny poorly staged bit

Very poorly written/acted SNL skit

No idea what news'll be today

Mo' lies, mo' stupid on display

🌎

Planet, juiced on CO2, rages on

Snow in Rockies, Plains houses gone

🌪🌪🌪

More likely whipping up today

In Floriduuh, fires dance & play

Quake scene, mostly calm

Our temps, support trees..a palm

Oaks are dying, water table low

April showers remain a no-show

Solar twisty about to zap the air

Maybe auroras, if way up there..

Falsebook, stupid sky crap

Luring folks into, can't see that trap

🌒Crescent back by the weekend

Thin w/ Venus; as Pleiades bookend

Oak debris & pollen..it's gross out

Still..better than sittin' about..

Today On Earth

Mosses..gettin' busy w/

Spores!!

*TDS- TrumpDickSuckers

Even they are pissed..

Insulting the pope & jeezus

Donnie's Dementia on display

Everyday!!

Li'l vlady & donnie

Not so good at 'quick wars'

July Arrives Early..

Forecast to hit 90° today

Earth is juiced & ready to play

All inhabitants are gonna pay

Heat lovers all movin' our way

Up the mountains, into tundra zone

Getting green but dry as a bone

As idiots looking for 'it' on a phone

Po' babies so sad, po' babies so alone

World's greedy got the Hormuz blues

Can't get their nasty ole oil throughs

As 'our' lame prez w/ mo' screws

Lotta talk & strut but got no clues

🌮💩👑💩🌮

He is the TACO shithead 'king'

Goal: to dodge that pedophile thing

But, to Epstein isle ya had to bring

Your Euro-Ho to join w/ teen fling

Now in bad war, way over your head

Trying to avoid pending election dread

If just stayed in Floriduuh instead

Cheat at golf..but NO, now millions dead

Couldn't manage covid, can't fix this

'Advisors' no help, just kneel & kiss

Just deny & blame, on democracy; piss

Like the fox, reality..you all gonna miss

🌎

W. Nevada wins w/ mag. 5.7 quake

That rattled desert dwellers wide awake

On the Plains, deniers get no storm break

Perfect setup to hail & twisters make

Hole opening in sun's atmosphere

Blast, take few days for it to clear

93 million miles, so no fear

Morning, waning crescent, comet near

New bird scene in the yard

Phoebe, nest on speaker, tail waggin', hard

Hummers back, males w/ feeder guard

Me..not mistaken for a bard

😂

Today On Earth

Dogwoods

Looking good

It's Spring..they should

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers

They are not smart...

Be wary, they scary..

We Got A Comet! A Super-Typhoon, A Super-Buffoon!!

Is buffoon.. an insult to clowns

Is comet.. a sign trouble abounds

Super typhoon, that we get

Earth's climate's going to shit

Got hot oceans, coming: hot air

Beyond daily lies we all bear

"IRan got no cards, cuz we're great"

But, like Che says, holding a straight

'Bout now it's looking ace high

And, can't no oily ships get by

We got ships limping on home

Bases trashed cuz was no drone dome

Funny tale, retard & drunk go to war

Still can't tell us a true 'what for'

Petey & donnie w/ 'negotiator JD'

Seems 'bout as bad as bad can be

🌎

April 13 is my usual hummer day

Hope no bears come by to play

Mallow green rules forest palate

Still not green as green'll get

As Al Green sings of time slippin' away

Got Lyle to join in for this play!!

Ain't it funny..tick-tock, tick-tock

Another spin on our big ole rock

Speaking of spin..Typhoon Sinlaku

Big & strong is what it do..

IRan & storms trashing our bases

Too bad, 'leaders' all mental cases

💣💩👑💩💣

Don't care 'bout storms on Plains

Cali snow storm, our lack of rains

Want Trump-Epstein out of news

That fascism we'll all choose

NOT!!!

Quakes & sun, both fairly calm

Faint comet in sky pre-dawn

Shows better in pics than eyes

Hope..a harbinger in disguise..

Today On Earth

Forget the leaves

This little girl went all in..

On blooms!!

*TDS - TrumpDickSuckers

Beware..The Ides of April

Come on you Brutus!!