Wednesday, June 10, 2026

And... The Water Fell From The Sky.. Missiles, Too

Right about sunrise, actual rain did fall!
In the gauge, piled up to 1/2" tall!!
No surprise, forecasts: way less, if any
Bust our drought..way too skinny
But, it helped, cisterns topped back off
Glad I got up & tank covers did doff
🏀💩👑💩💤
NYC, prez just had to go to the game
Caused chaos, then slept..ever the same
Face heavily boooed, as anthem was sang
Claimed, 'great response', lying his thang
🚀 💣 💣 🚀
Middle east, the rockets red glare
Proof that donnie's war was still there
Usual lie: few days, great deal coming
Since the start, 2-3 days, fox w/ dumbing
Yes, TDS* dumb does have a B
Look in any mirror, you will see!!
🌎
Above average quakes numbers roll on
Entire Ring, more Pacific plate..gone
Some aftershocks, some new shakes
Solar wind, taking little breaks
Jupiter & Venus closest last night
Here, clouds:( neither in sight
From Jupiter, Earth's pulling away
Speedy Venus, still coming our way
Speedier Mercury, end of June, gone
Jupiter'll linger low into July
Be October 'fore Venus does flyby
🌒Joins the planets next week
Til then, heat & humidity going freak
'Steamy' could be the word for..
Today On Earth

Li'l rain
Betting these guys be out & about
Wrens working hard on new nest

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
Hate & denial what they do!
Saw bigfoot decal & RE Lee plate
On the same car..
Waving the BIG loser flags
Scary stupid out there..

Tuesday, June 9, 2026

Sad When Prez Is Lyin' Pussy-Ass Li'l Bitch

Dementia donnie couldn't handle the heat
👶💩👑💩👶
Then don't sit in the interviewee seat
Kristen Welker called him out on shit
80 year old toddler, threw a hissy fit
Whined & insulted, lied & stormed off
Maybe..retire..go home.. cheat at golf
Bibi ain't listening to his commands
IRan ain't meeting any of his demands
Poor guy can't handle dicktators or women
Depends full, sure ain't going swimmin'
Seems to be ok w/ non-english whores
Or teens on Jeffrey's island shores..
Trump-Epstein files are gonna come out
But, already know; pedophile, zero doubt
Why, women in his presence do not smile
Cuz, women don't smile for a pedophile!!
😨
Earth w/ 6.1 shake in Gulf of Mexico
Not a boundary, in Miami, shock did show
Philippines still in recovery, w/ aftershocks
Ahh, life on a planet of ever moving rocks
🪨🪨🪨
Front dropped thru here yesterday
For planet views 😦 clouds in the way
Tonight will be closest, Mercury's near
Retreating front may leave skies unclear
Solar 'blast' has still not arrived
But, really from TDS*..daily..survived
Rant, repeat lies, wave their guns
Pass the misogynist hate on to sons
Enjoy the heat & price of diesel..
You voted for this shit...
Today On Earth

Trash panda, hangin' out
Grazing the yard..times are tough

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
Mouth agape, confused look
'who can I blame..ain't my fault'

Monday, June 8, 2026

Plate Tectonics In Real Time!!

Usually slow & steady but then
Faults slip & the big shake begins!
S. end of Philippine plate..moved
As long term plan, Earth approved!
Locals were not happy, no: shocked
We live on a rock, surprised if rocked?
Magnitude 7.8 counts as a major quake
Seems, more than buildings could take
32 death toll so far, likely'll be higher
Tsunami warnings, allowed to expire
Philippine plate loses to Sunda, again
Long term, Pacific plate, gettin' thin
Don't worry, humans'll be long gone
Earth..still be shaking, spinning on
🌍🌎🌏
Warming really the bigger concern
As droughts grow & fires burn
'Nother front came thru..bone dry
New CME coming..hit or pass by?
Maybe auroras, maybe not
Planets, for sure sweet eye shot
Jupiter left & Venus right
Dot above, Castor in sight


With no hint of rain, skies clear
Tonight, draw ever near..
🌗
Last quarter, earlier today
Still out there..on sky display
💩👑💩
No idea what weekend lies were told
But, endless chaos is really old
"Notice me, notice me, I'm so great"
But, for hints of that great.. we wait
War goes on, all costs still high
On 'merican streets, bullets fly
World's trash has piled high here
Pedophile prez..makes that so clear
Come to 'merica work hard or steal
Get a slime lawyer.. to fix any deal..
Dementia donnie shows us the way
Today On Earth

Sunday, June 7, 2026

A Sunday WITHOUT 60 Minutes!!

Maybe a re-run, maybe it's new..
Too bad, no one's going to view
Boycott Bari: a hateful racist pig
New owners doing the TDS* jig
Pay his bribes to get their way
True, unbiased news they won't say
Depends donnie sleeping again..
💩👑💩
A retard w/ dementia kicking in
TDS* huddle around, lie the praise
Trump-Epstein files..in coming days
Pressure to release ain't going away
Better odds than ships thru Hormuz today
Whatever donnie's goals, not a one..
As mo' 'mericans die, bullet from a gun
100+ dead, every day, in 'free' USofA
Use gun when argument don't go ya way
Re-arming now for big, final shootout
That it's coming..seems little doubt
Rumor..gay men coming to don's bash
Rainbow crowd got plenty of cash!!
$$🌈🌈$$
donnie does love Village People!!
Doesn't get, favorite song, gay anthem!
🌎
Planet don't care at all what we do
Live balanced or live to self-screw
AI data theft, only purpose: greed
Coming news; will meet NO need
No water, no housing, no food
Nothing connected..is any good
Yea, I'm typing away into system
Then whining, seems a bit dumb
Each gotta do what we can do..
Keep hints of truth, reality coming thru
Mo' big heat is on tap for today
Rain, likely staying south..away
Quakes today, local issues, reminders
Boundaries, tenuous rock binders
Friction works, but only so long
Oopps, a slip, quake comes along
Another CME heading our way
Minor chance for aurora display
Venus & Jupiter remain the real show
Keep an eye, how close'll they go
Really over 400 million miles between
Look deep & hard, imagine that scene
Hard to see the depth of space
Still, our view offers much grace
Could use more of that..
Today On Earth

Venus & Jupiter
From Obrigado sidewalk

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
Be wary, big trucks, little dicks
Even smaller brains
Leaves 'em angry
Gotta blame someone...
Ain't my fault...




Saturday, June 6, 2026

In Congress... Signs Of A Spine??

Those who dare to piss donnie off
Soon be home, cheating at the golf
But, behind the scenes, people talk
A few, quietly..are beginning to balk
Joining Chordata or growing a pair?
Not that anyone's really aware..
Just gave the king his gestapo money
💰💩👑💩💰
Cash for DC arch..looking less sunny
Robbing of the treasury rolls along
No bid contracts, if ya suck his dong
Pay him off, opens 'merica's vault
National bankruptcy descent, no halt
Know, successful business, he can't run
Get big loan..brings out the lawyer gun
TDS* lap up all his 'true' lies
Alternative fact: fib in disguise
His multi-talking head media crew
Support his lies, rake in the cash, too
$$$$$
🌎🌖🌞🌋
Lotta shakes today, only in mag 5's
Drought deepens, creek barely survives
Cannibal CME did not get wild
Effect on atmosphere: mild
Kilauea in big fountain mode
Still, little chance it'll explode
Popo gassy, quake not too far away
Plans in place? World Cup play??
After dark, Jupiter & Venus display
Growing closer by the day
Tuesday, less than 1 1/2°
Check it out, sure to please!!
Waning gibbous moon, up late
Or til morning you can wait..
Just get out..enjoy the heat
Today On Earth

My nightly Trash Panda
Slowly ambled off

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
They worship, believe every lie
Posers for Jeezus, living to die!!

Friday, June 5, 2026

Throw A Party & War..No One Comes!

donnie's RSVP's are not coming in
For B'day or the war he can't win
Least his name won't tarnish Kennedy's
World's evil few, where it should be
White House looks like a trash world
Smells of Depends, downward swirled
USA decline opens dick-tator's doors
How soon til Ghina on Taiwan shores
Ships & troops for a quick invasion
Our ships gone, no force persuasion
IRan mess we're still flailing along
More 'win' lies, donnie's usual song
Congress seems ok with traitors pay
Forgot..on 1-6 how they ran away
Chicken shit slime just like the prez
Sad Posers for jeezus..won't confess
🌎
High pressure dome, dry; now hot
No chance of rain is what we got
About to shift to the southern flow
So...we will watch the temps grow
Drought map, likely still in extreme
NO WATER for data..we should scream
Sun, big spots, hi-speed solar wind
Across the skies, colors did not bend
Venus & Jupiter draw ever near
Not an issue, sky, be quite clear
Mosquitoes on the other hand..
While viewing, your blood they demand
Quakes, round the Ring, none too big
Tree rats..doing the BB jig..
Today On Earth

Jupiter & Venus..
Two black blurs..
Bats..working hard
But, lotta skeeters..

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
big trucks..lil dicks..lil brains
Replies..scream..wave a gun



Thursday, June 4, 2026

Donnie's Stupid War IS NOT OVER!!

The liar prez, baggy pants full of shit
💩👑💩
Says all is good as Kuwait takes a hit
💣💣💣
We shot back, sounds like war to me
Hormuz traffic..ain't running free
Few in GOP House, growing a pair
Voted to end war, donnie don't care..
Of laws, constitution, he ain't aware
Democracy destruction, on a tear
VA dems having trouble, too
Budget, cash about to come due
Dems give to 'needy, GOP to rich
Think working middle their lil bitch
We got worst government you can buy
And, every contractor, hand in the pie
All grabbing 'our' share, won't let go
Want mo' & mo', don't seem to know
On finite planet, got set rules
And, Earth just don't suffer fools
No rights, no guarantees, get to try
Gotta: Adapt, Migrate or Die
Get one ride, hope you enjoy it!!
Then gonna die, after.. ponder a bit
Anyone tells you they know..
Post-life answers..wants your dough
$$  ✟  ☪ $$
Then go for power over your 'soul'
It's how lil man-gods roll!!
🌎
Back on Earth, looking at reality
Hints of last week's rain, we don't see
My creek ain't flowing, ground is dry
Forecast: rain gonna pass us on by
Quakes, mostly of local concern
On nearby star, sunspots do churn
Spot 4455 let loose cannibal CME
Translates to: auroras we could see
Auroras or not, another show
In SW, Jupiter & Venus, serious glow
Venus's gibbous, our moon is too
Eyes for one, Venus, binocs'll do
Another dry but lovely day
Time to go play..
Today On Earth

Gypsum..few varieties
Hydrous Calcium Sulfate
Your RockODay!!

*TDS-TrumpDickSucker
They beeeelieve!!
So easily played...
Easy to tell if donnie's lying..
Are his lips moving..he's lying!

Wednesday, June 3, 2026

CBS Looking To Be Another Fox: TDS*

*TrumpDickSuckers now run CBS
Censor 60 Minutes, Colbert; a mess
Going for viewers w/ black & white TV?
Mo' NCIS, bad cop shows we'll see
Calling 6:30 slot 'news', harder to do
Scott Pelley, got balls, said, screw you!
Others with integrity jumping ship, too
If woman, non-white, gay, Bari w/ screw
Wonder who she sucked to get her jobs?
Cuz hypocrisy required of TDS* nobs
🧎💋💩👑💩💋🧎
Kneel & pray to our shithead king
Marco, "oh, war is over" but the thing
THE WAR IS NOT OVER, lil Marco!
But, you're still happy to lie & blow
Hints congress, growing a spine?
Said payout to 1/6 thugs is not fine
Numbers & anger back home is real
As the rich roll on w/ the big steal
Maybe slime noticing growing trends
As dementia boy fills mo' Depends
💩💩💩💩💩💩
🌍🌎🌏
Offshore Cali & Hawai'i w/ the shakes
Unstable sunspot..released the brakes
Weather remains very unlike June
But, that's about to change..soon
Drought remains very real
Heat & humidity..about to feel
Jupiter & Venus draw ever near
Be sure & check..if skies clear..
Today On Earth

When the last cut went thru
Root ball stood back up..whew!

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
Follow the money..
Future of fascism..sunny
Although, does require more
Than just evil & hate
Need a little competence..

Tuesday, June 2, 2026

No Musicians Fo' UFC/'Raslin'..Just donnie Lyin' & Lyin'

Can't get any musician to play
So..dementia boy will just lie away
Brag about all the 'great' he's done
💩👑💩
That should be quick, there is none
Has driven up prices on everything
Wasted $50+ billion on li'l IRan fling
Made dick-tators stronger worldwide
Made millions of hard workers..hide
No one to work fields or build homes
Gonna defend us..w/ big fake domes
He & his losers, easily the worst
Thought, Nixon, Reagan, W..we' cursed
But, after donnie, they weren't so bad
But they were, 'merican stupidity..sad
Easily conned, easily played
For evil against non-whites..prayed
Posers for Jeezus, live to hate & die
Pay & pray..heaven'll be nigh
No issues voting for a pedophile
Better hope..no 'pearly gate' trial..
🌎
Mag. 6.2 quake off Italy's boot
Good news, very deep root
Reminder: quakes & volcanoes
Standard Mediterranean shows
Built the Alps, buried Pompeii
Earth gonna shift & sway..
Elsewhere, no major concerns
Other than drought, ice melt, burns
Week away, Venus & Jupiter fly-by
Even Mercury joins, treat for an eye
Weather remains cool for early June
Hurricanes, none coming.. soon
El Niño's winds may decide
If any storms hit our East side
3"+ rain..already bone dry again
HersheyDog Creek, ain't flowin'
A mear trickle
Today On Earth

This quartz chunk
Suffering from separation anxiety..
One chunk no more...
Earth & gravity..what a team!!

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
Gonna find the real stupid..
Gonna pay to listen to donnie rant..
Lie & Lie & Lie & Lie..
This quartz is smarter...

Monday, June 1, 2026

June..And War's Ending Soon... LOFL!!

'We'll have best plan.. in 2 weeks..'
Health care, gas prices, peace.. geeks
Always 2 weeks away w/ donnie
(Backing down🌮chickenin' out)
Blowing mo' smoke out stinky hiney
And, that ass is stinky for damn sure
Shits his pants, staff rush for a door
💩💩💩👑💩💩💩
Every day, dumps more shit on USA
Democracy destruction is underway
Bibi & Lil Vlady got him by the balls
While TDS* kneel in congress halls
Dems got heads up their asses, too
Kissing whiner butts, quick to do
'I want my rights, get it all for free'
Too bad..from Earth..no rights we see
Adapt, Migrate or Die are the rules
Natural Selection provides your tools
Family focus on hair not the brain?
Settle scores w/ guns, then complain
Phones, 'social media' & now AI
Entire generations, clever passes by
Scroll & believe what's on a phone
Then pout & whine, I'm sad & alone
😕😖😲
🌎
Nasca & Coco's feeling the squeeze
No time soon will pressures ease..
After wet spell, we're back to dry
Extreme drought, not goin' bye-bye
As corporate slime crave even more
Get handouts from local council whores
Where is all this water coming from?
Most 'reservoirs' low w/ algal scum
Locally, demanding million/gal/day
Betting we're gonna lose to RVA
Myopic greed rules 'merica
Ghina rule: 'All feasts end'..for sure
Empires of the past, buried under sand
Simple Earth rules, we don't understand
Venus & Jupiter draw ever near
Have to see..if skies are clear
Solar wind not kicking too high
Wait, from White Trash House, new lie
All will be great..in 2 weeks
But not..
Today On Earth

Time, volcanic ash, water
Silica replaces the wood
Petrification

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
Red hat
Big round gut..
Stupid look..full of excuses
Likely..Poser for Jeezus, too

Sunday, May 31, 2026

PSG!! Cuz, Biggest Mouth, Biggest Choke!!

Gabriel, Arsenal's biggest, nastiest thug
To chokers Hall of Fame, added his mug
Trips & grabs, quick to dive & complain
Pushes, head butts, down trash talk rains
Actual skill: touch, vision, accuracy..
From the Brazilian trash, do not see
What was Mikel thinking, worst for last?
Cuz near the net, NO! sailed way on past
I'm assuming, they'll whine about referee
Too bad, thru the dives & delays did see
But, CONGRATS to PSG, hung tough
Hard, when opponents plan, be rough
But, PSG, do play a beautiful game
⚽🏆⚽
That gunners win by thuggery, a shame
🌎
Aussie & Carib plates feelin' the squeeze
But, to locals, just another lil tease
Moon behind Earth earlier today
🌕
Near apogee, so a smaller display
Sun still spotty, lil solar wind
More trouble from UV it does send
Arctic cool still sneaking our way
No frost, but warming display??
All our CO2, trapping big heat
Really, 'extreme' is our new treat
Too wet, too dry, too hot, too cold
In 'extreme' future will be told
AI, data & power, the new fight
Stealing our info, selling it back
Any hint of freedom, under attack
Who gets the water! Who gets to decide
Will it be safe to step outside..
Today, maybe, pretty nice out
In near future... that's in doubt..
Today On Earth

Summer view of a retired
TEACHER!
Well done G!!

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
Still out there, bowing
To their racist retard 'king'
No idea what he's done now
I do know he ain't ended
ANY WARS!!

Saturday, May 30, 2026

Rockin' In C'ville!!

Ya never know what you'll get
A few surprises..is a safe bet
Hash The Band lit up the big tent
Damn..many strings..very well bent
Originals.. until..I know that song!!
When Pink Floyd's 'Money' came along
Then.. CSNY's 'Ohio' came blasting out
Sadly, too few knew what it was about
Just as relevant today, maybe even more
W/ pedophile prez & ICE at any door
💩👑💩
🏚
Nation's 'House' is a big trash heap
Into every corner, the evil does seep
Posers for Jeezus spread their hate
'merica @250, far, far from great
🌎
On this part of Earth, all is benign
But, on the whole, it ain't so fine
Hotter & hotter, ice is on 'melt'
Don't have to wait, warming is felt
Quakes, volcanoes, blasts from sun
Good news, today, issues, mostly none
2nd Full moon for May
Blue, at apogee, farther away
Venus & Jupiter, coming & going
Drawing closer is the daily showing
UEFA Finals about to begin
Come on PSG...win it again
Today On Earth

Hash The Band
Kids..with old souls
Rock On!!

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
De-evolution rolls on..

Friday, May 29, 2026

Cease-Fire.. And The Bombs Fly!!

Misunderstanding is what he do
Talks & talks but ain't got a clue
Now, bombin' Oman part of a plan?
💣💩👑💩💣
Random threats from the Depend's man
Today, he won't remember what he said
Lotta miss-firing in that hateful head
Congress, unseen, polyps up his fat ass
Lindsey, so far, blocking up the gas
Does JD or Marco change his Depend?
Just how low are they willing to bend?
🌎
Round the planet..hard to say
Weather site, no update today
Same lame crap again & again
Map, can see cool & dry moving in
Quakes: Ghina, off Mexico & Peru
🌋🌋🌋
Volcanoes, it's the regular crew
Sunspots..solar wind, slight uptick
In the west, Jupiter is droppin' quick
From Venus, little more than 10°
9pm-ish..your eyes it'll please
Rain is gone, drought is not
Least ain't got no coming hot..
Today On Earth

Fungus flowers
Starting to pop!
Li'l rain, up 'shrooms hop!

*TDS- TrumpDickSuckers
To his stinky ass, they puckers
Willing to say or do anything
'merica's family crime ring!!

Thursday, May 28, 2026

The White House: Looks Like White Trash Lives There!

The White House
🏚
Trash on the outside, trash on the inside
While we pay for Euro-ho wife to hide
Up in NYC, she stays far away..
It's his 'wife' why do we have to pay
UFC trash, w/ donnie a perfect fit
Add the fox to host fake raslin' shit
Be watched in trailers 'cross the USA
Easily conned, to view, happy to pay
🙏💩👑💩🙏
At 'cabinet' meeting, shit was deep
Lackeys piled on praise in a heap
Like a prayer session, donnie as lord
Knees & lips sore for that horde
Hard to watch humans sink that low
Left their 'king' w/ an orange glow
💣💣
Round the world, Hormuz Strait
Oil ain't flowing, things ain't great
Cease-fire, not from Bibi, crazy jew
aRabs, looking to blame then screw
Religious slime w/ little man gods
Main goals, power & making life hard
💧🌎💧
After a week, rain has stopped
For a bit, drought levels..dropped?
Forecast, long, cool, dry spell
As always, Earth & time'll tell
Planet show may be visible tonight
Jupiter near Venus, Mercury in sight
'Cross the sky, big ole gibbous moon
🌔
Second Full of May, coming soon
No it will not be Blue, just rare
Round Pacific, usual quake 'be aware'
Sun fairly calm, but lotta space junk
Elon's nightmare, drugs & greed drunk
W/ a scope, hard to see stars in the sky
W/o Elon's garbage flying by..
Will he be at the White House 'fight'?
It is a gathering of those 'at ain't right
How many Depends will donnie fill?
80 for 80th..who pays that cleanup bill?
We know he can't wipe his own ass
Maybe 'cabinet' the honor, they pass
Today On Earth

Just what was this fly doing?
Practicing for White House gig?

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
Pick a 'cabinet' member..
They're lined up & ready
To lie, praise & suck..

Wednesday, May 27, 2026

Those In 'Perfect Health' Don't Need Depends

Wears Depends..cuz he shits his pants
Wanders off subject whenever he rants
💩👑💩
Obese, swollen ankles, bruised hands
Mo' fast, greasy 'food' he demands
And, since every word is another lie
Claim of 'perfect health; don't even try
Had to 'xplain to the dumb, 'it has a D'
Repeated 'dumocrats'.. clever as can be
😂
World needs relief, holding out for stroke
Or heart attack, or on big mac; choke
Would any on staff come to his aid??
Not his Euro-ho, she wanna get paid!
💣 💣 🚢🚢 💣 💣
Over in Hormuz, no ships gettin' thru
Killer Bibi, Lebanon terror to continue
Dementia donnie don't care, don't know
🌮
View of 'the war', Petey's video show
In Ukraine, lil vlady bombing away

In 'merica, prices climb higher & higher
Yet, suckers order on, their every desire
Never satisfied, always wanting more
Need it now, delivered to the door
Then bitch about data centers & AI
And, got the planet turned to air-fry
🌎
Stalled front seems finally on the move
On Southside, in the muggy groove
'Gross' covers the feel outside
From 90%+ humidity, can not hide
As always, change is coming along
Be back singing same drought song
Lotta quakes, usual, Pacific rim
Sun got spots, CME chances; slim
Venus, as high as it's gonna get
Jupiter, we're pullin' away from it
From Earth view, drawing near
Too bad, a week since sky was clear
🌔
Closing in on two-fer, a Blue Moon
Up all night for a Sunday swoon..
Sun popped out, will we see more
If yes, what will air have in store?
All this moisture, could get wild..
Today On Earth

House Lady Slipper garden
Lookin' lots happier!!

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
Most pretend..they healthy, too
But, like donnie
Ain't seen their dick over that belly
In years...more than a few!