Sunday, August 30, 2026

President Dumbass: Yo Semite Park..

Dementia donnie, so slow, so sad
Everything he touches, turns bad
Rot in his brain, on hands, in pants
Out of his mouth, rot in his rants
Couldn't even pronounce Yosemite!
But, reader, thinker he doesn't be
He is a con man, thief, rapist, pedophile
Don't get why women just won't smile
💩👑💩
Still thinking, such that he can, he's king
Can freely gift all of America's bling
Turn Yosemite into a 'luxury resort'
Guild in gold, try a class distort
May have money, can't buy class
donnie, damn sure low rent trash
🌎
Got lots of heat, no hurricanes
In Pacific, typhoons going insane
Heat, fires, ice melt..same old
For decades, warming been foretold
Lie & lie, Earth does not care
Again..of our presence, unaware
Plates still shiftin', few quakes around
In Nepal, still chance rock comin' down
Solar storm did not appear
Big wild spot about to spin clear
High in charge here, not too bad
Into September, big heat, sad..
101K views for August TOE
TDS*..ya never know??
😱
Today On Earth


More Montana vistas

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
Worn knees, puffy lips
Deep, slow, vacant gaze..
Good chance, red hat..

Saturday, August 29, 2026

Corporate Fascist Prez Wallows In The Loot!

A new Venezuelan oil grab play
As he gives National Parks away
donnie the con is all about the greed
Help the non-rich..sure ain't no need
War with Canada, next economic hit
donnie's consistent, still dumb as shit
Hormuz still closed, lil vlady threats
Put your money on chaos, safest bets
but..TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES
donnie's chaos, to hide the pedophiles
He knows, he's at the top of that list
Planning.. lotta Dem ballots..missed
GOP knows can't win fairly - cheat
Put easy voting in retreat
Like..worst congressman in USA
Johnny Mcguire, pledge to flag, no way
Couldn't lead TDS* at a rally
Bills he's sponsored/passed, 0 tally
Pro-god, Pro-life, Pro-gun, Pro-trump
Sucking don's stubby, dumb as a stump
🌎
Quakes today, barely hit mag 5
It's ice melt floods..may not survive
Dolly may bring island rain
Still, won't be a hurricane
Solar wind delay, maybe today?
High pressure..nice Saturday
Into September, into the heat
Taste of the future, not so sweet
Today On Earth

Moonrise over Flathead Lake
Montana..
Sweeeet

*TDS -TrumpDickSuckers
Like they could find
Lake Ontario
on a map...
Or the Gulf of Mexico
IRan???😂

Friday, August 28, 2026

Eclipse Eclipsed By Clouds..:( War At 6 Months..:(

Pretty typical scene for a VA sky
Got cool sight, clouds roll on by
It rumbled & shook, no real rain
For eclipse viewing, a real bane
In other banes, our presidential lump
Screws farmers, imported beef dump
Decrees Lake Ontario has new name
After 6 months, IRan war; the same
No way to win, no way to open Hormuz
Every day, diaper donnie, w/ new screws
Not in his bed, EuroHo not in that scene
Destroy Kennedy Center, TACO seen
Lotta talk 🌮🐔 Not much do
Same w/ his lying sycophant crew
If they say "no one has done more"
More 'braggging' & lying in store
Helping anyone ain't what he does
Self delusion in a brain of rot & fuzz
🌎
Trop Storm Dolly will not live long
Dry air & winds aloft too strong
No hurricanes in Atlantic yet..
Will any form? Not taking that bet
Ghina with couple of shakes today
Insane pics from up Nepal way
Glacial melt..more coming soon
Will keep changing sea level tune
But, ice dams giving way..
Earth's biggest flood payday
Sunspot 4513 CME coming our way
Good chance tonight, auroral display
Big daytime heat is coming, too
Summer..long way from thru
Today On Earth

Early eclipse shot
KJJ in Spokane
Cool!

ATNA-All Talk No Action
TACO- TrumpAlwaysChickensOut
*TDS- TrumpDickSuckers
It's still the Gulf Of Mexico
And, Lake Ontario

Thursday, August 27, 2026

Post 3,100: Near Total Lunar Eclipse

Tonight..
The Full Sturgeon moon will slide
Across Earth's shadow..get outside
About 10:35 partial eclipse'll begin
🌕
At 12:15, only moon light, sliver thin
By 1:52 it's done, most, long in bed
Deeper into shadow, gets deeper red
Then another 6 months before
Earth & Moon will align once more
Smoke or haze or perhaps big rains
Will interfere..and be viewing pains
🧊🪨🪨🪨🪨🌊
Nepal/Ghina dealing w/ big mess
Warming cause..won't quite confess
Melting, glacial collapse, flood
Hundreds now gone in rocks & mud
Warming reality elsewhere, heat & fire
Not too bad here, humidity higher
Summer is not done, strong finish
To August, hot won't soon diminish
Dolly the storm, still won't form
Quakes, only local, nervous shakes
Spot 4513 still flaring, wind still low
With that star, ya just never know
REMEMBER..
As the sun sets, Full moon rises
Pick eclipse view spot, no surprises
A NOTE..Early Risers
That's Jupiter, pre-dawn low in east
Mars & Jupiter higher, nice eye feast
Today On Earth

Moonrise in PDT

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
donnie...still ATNA
All Talk NO Action
BlahBlahBlahBlah
Ended 8 wars..
Can't end one he started..
Pussy-ass lil bitch!!

Wednesday, August 26, 2026

DOLLY!! We Will Miss Ya!!

Dolly Parton!
Country singer, became much more
An Icon! even became a book store
A book a month, till a kid was 5
Knew it's reading makes a mind thrive
Sad to see donnie jumpin' on her wagon
After education funding, GOP draggin'
Dolly was everything donnie is not
Talented, kind, giving & yes, hot!
donnie: stupid, hateful & full of rot
And, said "she liked me" selfish shot
🌎
Storm #4, Dolly, will not form
El Niño keeping things way below norm
Our cool spell is winding down
High is bringing SW air around
Temps & humidity higher today
Mag. 5.2 Landslide up Nepal way
That sounds big for rocks a'rollin
Cause or effect; big flash flood?
For the missing, bells a'tollin
Big sunspot still turned our way
Yet, solar wind is slower today
2 little warblers w/ window hit
More sadness..
Today On Earth

Last night's near full moon
W/ clouds & street lighting..
Sweeeet!!

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
Like to think..Dolly
didn't like them or donnie
But, wise to keep opinions close
One of a kind, not to be seen again
Dolly Parton!!

Tuesday, August 25, 2026

Lovin' The Cool; Much Cooking Elsewhere!

Europe is cooking, rivers running low
South & West near hot enough to glow
Fires rage and we're nearing a new war
WITH CANADA
Hey congress, maybe gone little to far?
Oh yea, even w/ AC need August break
Oaths & duties, they're quick to forsake
Kneel & kiss shithead king's fat ass
🧎💋 💩👑💩 💋🧎
Likewise for big power, big oil, big gas
Prices rise higher, TDS* still believe
Non-readers, easy to scam & deceive
Watch a screen, brain's not engaged
Read words: form concepts, every page
GOP knows, educated masses won't vote
For slimy shysters, a campaign note..
Ban books that make people think
Only from koran & bible should drink
Books written by men, for men
Repeat: women are not worthy, amen
Trace most of our issues to THAT
Hateful men wearing a religious hat
🌎
Of 'our' beliefs, Earth remains unaware
Turns out, chunk of rock, don't care
But, will react to what comes its way
Add CO2 & methane, heat'll stay
Ice will melt, trees move north, fast
We heated it quick, it's gonna last
Fire ants, armadillos northbound, too
And, on we roll with the self screw
No real quake issues, only sea floor
Sunspot 4513..X-class flare in-store??
Will new storm be Dolly, we'll see?
El Niño to decide what'll be
Today On Earth

Lotta bug love
In the garlic chives

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
Red hats, fat guts, dim stare..
Avoid & don't rile
Like tantrum ready child..

Monday, August 24, 2026

Another Lovely Puff Of Fall

To the south & west another scorcher
Obvious signs, coming warming torture
Love that deniers are feeling the heat
Burn Texass burn, in VA, air is sweet
Not just Texass, much of west a'blaze
Reno fleeing from acrid smokey haze
Atlantic storms, still not much doing
Pacific, Moke, mo' Hawaiian screwing
Pacific plate still getting the squeeze
Sunspot 4513 still no flare release
Tonight gibbous 🌔 but..
Make plans for Thursday night eclipse
As mostly into our shadow moon slips
Near total, will be a shade of red
Peak at 12:19 Friday then go to bed
💣💣💣
In today's war news, same old crap
donnie & lil vlady in can't win trap
Ukraine celebrates independence
Lil Vlady, war crimes his defense
Ukraine keeps kicking his lame ass
But, slime Ghina buying his gas
💩👑💩
'Notice me' prez showed at DC race
Seems, wifey had to show her face
Not a happy face, a smile, might break
Think a Euro-ho be better at the fake
🌮
donnie mo' lame IRan econ threats
Canadian tariffs, blow back he gets
And, of course, we all pay more
With fewer products in the store
🎒🏫🎒
Schools are open, busses near empty
Coddling parents with the taxi
Their little darlings, never on a bus
Might get upset, if hear someone cuss
Angst & whining standard these days
Sooo sensitive in their phone haze
Retirement, beginning year 9
WOOOOOOO!
No parents to deal with, life is fine!
Kids are ok, they're mostly fun
It's parents screwing education..
Don't read to 'em, hand 'em a screen
Dull, slow brains will be seen..
Look around..
Today On Earth

Creek w/ under bank shortcut
Building little delta deposit
Coool!!

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker
Hear 'em talk, really dumb
watch the fox, brain..goes numb
Yea, both words have B!!

Sunday, August 23, 2026

15 Years...Since The Big Louisa Shake!!

15 years ago today, at 1:51
Earth moved, it was less than..fun
Ceiling shook, floor went up & down
Bricks & blocks flew all around
Quail fault slipped, was revealed
Ancient tensions no longer sealed
East coast rocks, dense, old & cold
So up the entire coast message told
Up in DC, George's monument broke
At magnitude 5.8, quake was no joke
High School, Elementary, beyond repair
School needed to continue, but where
Shared the middle, trailer 'park' grew
Then POD classroom, do what ya do
TJ kids worse than us
Actual trailers, quite the fuss
No matter what the weather be
Little kids..outdoor trek, just to pee
We all survived, not one death
Actually, into schools, a new breath
New HS, new elementary, too
County, quake insurance, who knew!
Traces still, on Roundabout, easy to see
Not a'one, standing, brick chimney
Aftershocks, roiled on for a year
Above mag. 3, tinge of fear..
Millions remember where they were
Any mention, the memories stir
After 15 years we will not forget
More to come, seems a save bet..
Today On Earth

Damn glad Obrigado made it!!
Trout, damn good!!




Saturday, August 22, 2026

Sunspot 4513 In The News? In Our Views!

W/ Beta-Gamma-Beta magnetic field
Are X-class flares.. to be revealed
Last M-8 blast missed, next will not
And, no, it will not help make us hot
But it will..
Create auroras, zap Elon's satellites
Test power grids, potential frights
😱
It will not..
Open the Strait of Hormuz
Maybe, oughta cancel that cruise..
War, almost become rhetorical
Both sides liars, slingin' bull
Beef tariffs or not, who knows
donnie again, anxiety grows
🐄🐄🐮🐮🐄🐄
Beef prices, consumer whoa's
Making the money, middleman hose
Produce nothing, take a big cut
Sell you soul, hit all in the gut
'merica, best money can buy
Get a fair deal, don't even try
But..
In Texass, sweating and always denying
Burning oil = warming, to self; lying
Gotta be tough living in world of lies
Tend to laugh..but, so pathetic, cries
Earthquake scene, usual boundaries
N. Mex & Texass, frackin' disease
In VA, sun, humidity, chance of rain
But, only 80's can't complain
Get out while you can..
Today On Earth

Pie for Strength
Huckleberry Pie!!

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
Natalie Harp
At the top..and bottom of the list
Put her in the trunk..
Something wrong with that girl🙅


Friday, August 21, 2026

A Cool Puff Of Fall...

66° - A hint of Fall is in the air
But, summer'll bounce it outta here
Cold fronts just don't go too far
Southern heat provides the bar
No Cool🚫Entry
No rain here, not far off; poured
In your yard, a boat was moored?
Deniers of warming continue to cook
Course, they think donnie wrote a book
😂
Wrote a book.. he can barely read
Pictures for briefings..his need
Lotta questions on his pre-natal feed
His mom drunk or smoking the weed?
🌎
Plate Tec; Subduction, more shakes
Peruvian Andes, mag. 6.7 quake
Sunspot 4513 is shaking, too
M8-class flares, X maybe due?
Not at Earth, not quite yet
Change..always the safe bet
🌋🌋
21 mountains made the list
Pressure releases, Earth: hissed
Etna, Kilauea usual crew
Krakatoa,,keep that one in view
Get out..it's gorgeous..here
Today On Earth

Nice chair..
Needs a new home..
Maybe new seat

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
They believe him..😂
Nobody else does..
IRan, N. Korea..still laughing
Trump Always🌮Chickens Out
Threats...hilarious
He's such a pussy-ass lil bitch!!

Thursday, August 20, 2026

He's The Pinball Prez! Sooo Not A Wizard!!

Kinda..like..a pinball, batted about
N. Korea, IRan, but never any doubt
All so Trump-Epstein won't come out
But, at next rally, the pedophile shout!
👧 💩👑💩 👧
Ped-O-Phile! Ped-O-Phile! Ped-O-Phile!
Hey old man! Stay away, from that child!
Start that chant, at next big event..
Maybe he'll stay under White House tent
Now..gonna crush IRan.. economically
But, more lies & blame, we gonna see
Bibi on right flipper, Lil Vlady on left
Got his halfwit kids working on theft
Now back to lil kim but dump on an ally
As AI & DATA, set the grid up to 'fry'
If essentials & needs rely on big profit
Monopoly corruption is what ya get
And, we got it, we've got it and bad
Capitalism's for the rich, rest been had
🌎
The planet, unconcerned spins along
Got big heat where it so belongs
On the Plains & in the South
Posers for jeezus in Hell's mouth
Voted for donnie, here's your new life
Extreme heat bringing extreme strife
🌞🌔
Sun got big old spot turning our way
Moon, waxing w/ a gibbous display
Auroras seen in Nebraska sky
Moon, tonight, Antares nearby
That is, if storms allow a view
Front oozing back, maybe a few
Just what will pinball donnie..
Make up..
Today On Earth

Just what the hell is this..
Fungus on pressure treated
That's a little scary..

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
Tell 'em anything sexist..
Racist.. hateful..
They'll believe it!!
Ain't nothing their fault!!

Wednesday, August 19, 2026

Heat & Humidity Respite; Here, Anyway!!

Texass & the Okies continue to fry
At same time, oil warming they deny
100+ heat, cooking their TDS* asses
Earth just reacting, gives no passes
Adapt, Migrate or Die are the rules
Most still ignoring, most..be fools!
Tropical Atlantic, zero storms coming
El Niño: dry air, wind shear's dumbing
No rain yesterday or likely today
Nice to have humidity swept away
It won't last, still August, get real
Couple o' days, humidity we'll feel
Afghans & Ghina, shakes around
Took lots to get mountainous ground
Pacific plate stuffed deeper into
Aleutian trench, cms? meters? a few
Sunspot 4507, seems, growing unstable
X-class blast, might just be able
Good news, turning away from Earth
And 2 weeks to spin round sun's girth
Weirdo Elon, got a crater on the moon
His 'cybertruck', a sight, your day, a ruin
💣💩👑💩💣
donnie, threatens vlady, praises lil Kim
Desire total worship, here; chances slim
Election turmoil and rejection on the way
Then; impeachment, jail, rottin' away
Bad at business & women, so not a leader
W/o spell check, even bad as a tweeter
Our system tilted to reward the rich
Get lawyers, no taxes, our major glitch
Bankrupt, should'a been broke long ago
Too bad, his name we wouldn't know
Add him to list of evil..and stupid, too
Play dick-tator, badness coming for you
They tend not to die of..old age..
Today On Earth

Maybe slip an olive fork..
Into donnie's place setting
Wouldn't take much of poke
To kill that stunted 'brain'

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
Droppin' like flies in primaries
Ended 8 wars..can't even end
The war he started...
Mo-Ron!! Re-Tard!!
Our boy donnie..Makes 'america..
So Proud!!
😂

Tuesday, August 18, 2026

Patterns... They Do Change... Every Day

Get a little rain, then you get more
Bad location, got water on your floor
We seem to forget, role that trees play
In Earth's water cycle, every day
Take water in, use it, transpire it on
Lots around, then clouds come along
Dump it back down, times are wet
In dry times, trees cling to all they get
Trees hunker down, adjust, get by
Maybe tree water usage, we should try
BUT NOOOOO
Humans think they got a right to this
Got a right to that, but continue to miss
Earth don't care 'bout us, fish or trees
Just reactive rock, riding a space breeze
But, it's in a good spot, life is here
Needing water, that is very clear
Yet, dirty & waste we do every day
Think by magic, clean'll come our way
And, it will if we're wise, in our use
Too bad, unwise path, continue to choose
Dam up rivers, straighten them, too
Shocked if don't do like want 'em to do
Throw in a quake, settle into a drought
In best spots, lotta people about
Fight & kill, lie & cheat
Blame & hate, then pray..so sweet
America once lead, was the best
Now more of a fat, global pest..
$40,000,000,000,000 our debt
Will not repay, that's a safe bet
Threaten friends, kiss dick-tator ass
War with IRan, ever deeper morass
EVERY DAY
Will we get it, makes changes we need?
Not with AI, not with big oily greed
🌞  🌎  🌒
Sun still spots, lil geomagnetic glow
Indonesia still w/ aftershock show
Allah has not come in with the aid
Betting..his 'boys' still wanna be paid
Kneel & pray, always the demand
Weak little men, want to command
Religion: insurance..when time for a claim
No payment??😱 you outta the game!
Even better than donnie's bit coin scam
Make up new lies if in reality jam..
Ohhh, Earth's not the center, well
And, just where is heaven..or hell
Ain't on your phone
Only location, in your brain, all alone!
Stay strong, it's tough out there..
Every day, like...
Today On Earth

Did hare learn from tortoise?
Maybe we should, too
Slow & steady, stay in your shell
Life lightly, don't create your own
Hell!!

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
They suck him
He sucks even lower down
the slime hole...
Where's Melonomia donnie?
Ain't seen her is awhile..

Monday, August 17, 2026

Storms & Chaos Churns Onward!!

Earth is soggy, flooded, dry & ablaze
Planet has settled into a new phase
Humans blindly driving the CO2 bus
Remain shocked at the chaos & fuss
"Ain't never seen" "Never flooded befo'"
But ya voted for donnie & his Euro ho
So..if ya don't believe in global warming
What's causing all the weather swarming?
Keep praying but at who & for what?
For TDS*.. truth ever seep into ya gut?
How do they survive in a world of lies?
No-Vaxer's kids, measles & polio, tries
Yet, everywhere, science in your face
Every day, actually picks up the pace
Maybe, moving.. almost too fast
Will there be AI when humans in past?
Will big DATA share water & power
Any meals coming w/ giant tower
Earthquakes, tornadoes..a hurricane
🌋🌋🌋
Krakatoa, Yellowstone.. minor pain?
It's a great planet but it is in charge
Even as our numbers/power grow large
Water, food, shelter: a reality we need
Could..make it work, but for the greed
Few won't share, pay a fair wage
Next Earth 'adjustment' be a bad stage
For now, Indonesia 're-adjusts'
Plates, always w/ dips & thrusts
Solar filament flung CME Earth's way
Graze or hit..we find out today..
Maybe see Venus & the moon
Or another day playing stormy tune?
Enjoy the sun..and big heat..
Another spin, sweet!
Today On Earth

A lovely Batesville Birthday Bash
75!!
Woooooo!!

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
Chaos is everywhere..
Do they really believe..
The daily fox tripe?
Human brains seem better than that??

Sunday, August 16, 2026

ATNA Prez: All Talk No Action!!

ATNA: College term, lotta teasing
Lotta talk, not a lot of pleasing..
TACO, ATNA; both work for donnie
Talks big, just blowin smoke outta hiney
That's one fat ass, swaddled in Depends
If he's talking, truth is getting big bends
Now..gonna make Hormuz a US territory
But, just making himself, a low in history
TDS* are stupid but not the rest of us
Hard to even discuss him w/o disgust
Navy in bad shape, stuck at sea
Draft dodger prez: 'suck it up'..stupidity!
Ballroom on 'hold' declare bankruptcy?
Everything he touches goes shitty
Yet, on fox, crew kneels and sucks
Blonde bimbos, gel guy, hair tucks
Like preachers, look right at you: lie
Reach pearly gates, get the..bye-bye
🌎
Here, stuck in muggies w/ rain
Deniers on Plains, Warming's heat pain
Aftershocks, Indonesian nerves rattled
Near 2 meter tsunami 'easily' battled?
Missed Venus & moon last night
Be out again, if no clouds in sight
Hawai'i dealing w/ Lala, TropStorm
In Atlantic, still refuse to form
NOAA, got it right, Super El Niño
Ocean storms remain a no show
Not so on land
Wildness..is in command
Today On Earth

Sun's corona..
Eclipse reveals all!!
Borrowed, doctored pic
spaceweather.com
Thanks

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
Sell a bridge, cheap, they'll buy
Throw in bad beer, laugh til ya cry
Losers wrapped in their rebel flag
Talk all big, many..closet fag??
Like donnie...ATNA!!

Saturday, August 15, 2026

Indonesia Gets All Shaky!!

Plate tectonics rules the world
Plates collide as magma's swirl
Indonesia's a volcanic island arc
Multi-boundaries, Earth on a lark
Mag. 6.9 on Sumatra most recently
After a 7.7 off Timur in Flores Sea
No tsunami, but from both, casualties
Prayers to allah, not a real helper bee
Here, it's clouds after wild storm night
Tornado warnings + hail = FRIGHT
Earth is gentle..Earth is harsh, too
Where else ya gonna go, adapt we do
If you voted for donnie, it's on you
More oil, fewer vaccines, a self screw
Orange chicken🟠🐔in catering truck
donnie made it out, we're outta luck
💣💩👑💩💣
Clueless mo-ron, draft-dodger chicken
Attacked IRan, still takin' a licken'
TDS* also getting asses kicked
Dealing w/ heat, as flood waters licked
Build on Flood Plain, it's gonna flood
Your soil's alluvium, that was mud
Humans figured it out long ago
Farm flood plains, but build; NO!
Moon near Venus, post dark tonight
Hope for clear skies for that sight
Today On Earth

Pizza: Meat + Beets
Obrigado
Oh yea...

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
very sad..
If he's talking, he's lying..
Yet they buy it all...

Friday, August 14, 2026

Hello Dolly???

'26 Hurricane Season has been slow
Culprit; winds from the Super El Niño
Perhaps, that is about to change
2 systems stirring, still far downrange
Both will deal w/ dry air & wind shear
Chance of a storm, will remain unclear
What is clear, big heat in south & plains
Know TDS* there, need no 'xplains
Deny science, deny reality, believe fox
Too bad, waaay early, could be in a box
Light beer, fast food, life on a fat ass
Forget a walk or a bike, burnin' the gas!
Rev the engine, gun it, leave a mark..
Same as in their pants, contrast..stark
💣💩👑💩💣
'Clever' donnie taking our Navy back
Kinda hard to believe, he ain't on crack
Bring back old jet launch system..
Re-fit, re-train, $millions, he's so dumb
Hormuz still not open, blame & lies
Deal makers?..retards w/ no disguise
🌎
On our only home, more records fall
Excess twisters 🌪 flood waters so tall
Oh yea, the heat..fuels fires & drought
Wise countries, mo' solar panels about
Not here, it's oil & data & greed
Even our health care ain't about need
Or health..or cures..test & treat
So, Big Pharma's bottom line is sweet
Over-bill Medicare, insurance a scam
In 'merica, it's middle man flim-flam
Produce nothing, take a big cut
Sales.. afternoon golf, w/ a beer gut
Least, no shake issues..yet, today
Eclipse mania is fading away
Tomorrow's dawn sky, Jupiter & Mercury
Will need good E-NE look to see
In the evening crescent moon is back
Just 'neath Venus, on a lower track
Heat building w/ humidity, storms?
Always a chance..the August norms
Today On Earth

Can you pick out Betelgeuse?
Orion's Belt might be easier

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
So stupid, so gullible, so scary
They all got guns..
To protect democracy..
So, where the hell are you??