Lovin' The Cool; Much Cooking Elsewhere!

Europe is cooking, rivers running low

South & West near hot enough to glow

Fires rage and we're nearing a new war

WITH CANADA

Hey congress, maybe gone little to far?

Oh yea, even w/ AC need August break

Oaths & duties, they're quick to forsake

Kneel & kiss shithead king's fat ass

🧎💋 💩👑💩 💋🧎

Likewise for big power, big oil, big gas

Prices rise higher, TDS* still believe

Non-readers, easy to scam & deceive

Watch a screen, brain's not engaged

Read words: form concepts, every page

GOP knows, educated masses won't vote

For slimy shysters, a campaign note..

Ban books that make people think

Only from koran & bible should drink

Books written by men, for men

Repeat: women are not worthy, amen

Trace most of our issues to THAT

Hateful men wearing a religious hat

🌎

Of 'our' beliefs, Earth remains unaware

Turns out, chunk of rock, don't care

But, will react to what comes its way

Add CO2 & methane, heat'll stay

Ice will melt, trees move north, fast

We heated it quick, it's gonna last

Fire ants, armadillos northbound, too

And, on we roll with the self screw

No real quake issues, only sea floor

Sunspot 4513..X-class flare in-store??

Will new storm be Dolly, we'll see?

El Niño to decide what'll be

Today On Earth

Lotta bug love

In the garlic chives

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers

Red hats, fat guts, dim stare..

Avoid & don't rile

Like tantrum ready child..

Another Lovely Puff Of Fall

To the south & west another scorcher

Obvious signs, coming warming torture

Love that deniers are feeling the heat

Burn Texass burn, in VA, air is sweet

Not just Texass, much of west a'blaze

Reno fleeing from acrid smokey haze

Atlantic storms, still not much doing

Pacific, Moke, mo' Hawaiian screwing

Pacific plate still getting the squeeze

Sunspot 4513 still no flare release

Tonight gibbous 🌔 but..

Make plans for Thursday night eclipse

As mostly into our shadow moon slips

Near total, will be a shade of red

Peak at 12:19 Friday then go to bed

💣💣💣

In today's war news, same old crap

donnie & lil vlady in can't win trap

Ukraine celebrates independence

Lil Vlady, war crimes his defense

Ukraine keeps kicking his lame ass

But, slime Ghina buying his gas

💩👑💩

'Notice me' prez showed at DC race

Seems, wifey had to show her face

Not a happy face, a smile, might break

Think a Euro-ho be better at the fake

🌮

donnie mo' lame IRan econ threats

Canadian tariffs, blow back he gets

And, of course, we all pay more

With fewer products in the store

🎒🏫🎒

Schools are open, busses near empty

Coddling parents with the taxi

Their little darlings, never on a bus

Might get upset, if hear someone cuss

Angst & whining standard these days

Sooo sensitive in their phone haze

Retirement, beginning year 9

WOOOOOOO!

No parents to deal with, life is fine!

Kids are ok, they're mostly fun

It's parents screwing education..

Don't read to 'em, hand 'em a screen

Dull, slow brains will be seen..

Look around..

Today On Earth

Creek w/ under bank shortcut

Building little delta deposit

Coool!!

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

Hear 'em talk, really dumb

watch the fox, brain..goes numb

Yea, both words have B!!

15 Years...Since The Big Louisa Shake!!

15 years ago today, at 1:51

Earth moved, it was less than..fun

Ceiling shook, floor went up & down

Bricks & blocks flew all around

Quail fault slipped, was revealed

Ancient tensions no longer sealed

East coast rocks, dense, old & cold

So up the entire coast message told

Up in DC, George's monument broke

At magnitude 5.8, quake was no joke

High School, Elementary, beyond repair

School needed to continue, but where

Shared the middle, trailer 'park' grew

Then POD classroom, do what ya do

TJ kids worse than us

Actual trailers, quite the fuss

No matter what the weather be

Little kids..outdoor trek, just to pee

We all survived, not one death

Actually, into schools, a new breath

New HS, new elementary, too

County, quake insurance, who knew!

Traces still, on Roundabout, easy to see

Not a'one, standing, brick chimney

Aftershocks, roiled on for a year

Above mag. 3, tinge of fear..

Millions remember where they were

Any mention, the memories stir

After 15 years we will not forget

More to come, seems a save bet..

Today On Earth

Damn glad Obrigado made it!!

Trout, damn good!!

Sunspot 4513 In The News? In Our Views!

W/ Beta-Gamma-Beta magnetic field

Are X-class flares.. to be revealed

Last M-8 blast missed, next will not

And, no, it will not help make us hot

But it will..

Create auroras, zap Elon's satellites

Test power grids, potential frights

😱

It will not..

Open the Strait of Hormuz

Maybe, oughta cancel that cruise..

War, almost become rhetorical

Both sides liars, slingin' bull

Beef tariffs or not, who knows

donnie again, anxiety grows

🐄🐄🐮🐮🐄🐄

Beef prices, consumer whoa's

Making the money, middleman hose

Produce nothing, take a big cut

Sell you soul, hit all in the gut

'merica, best money can buy

Get a fair deal, don't even try

But..

In Texass, sweating and always denying

Burning oil = warming, to self; lying

Gotta be tough living in world of lies

Tend to laugh..but, so pathetic, cries

Earthquake scene, usual boundaries

N. Mex & Texass, frackin' disease

In VA, sun, humidity, chance of rain

But, only 80's can't complain

Get out while you can..

Today On Earth

Pie for Strength

Huckleberry Pie!!

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers

Natalie Harp

At the top..and bottom of the list

Put her in the trunk..

Something wrong with that girl🙅

A Cool Puff Of Fall...

66° - A hint of Fall is in the air

But, summer'll bounce it outta here

Cold fronts just don't go too far

Southern heat provides the bar

No Cool🚫Entry

No rain here, not far off; poured

In your yard, a boat was moored?

Deniers of warming continue to cook

Course, they think donnie wrote a book

😂

Wrote a book.. he can barely read

Pictures for briefings..his need

Lotta questions on his pre-natal feed

His mom drunk or smoking the weed?

🌎

Plate Tec; Subduction, more shakes

Peruvian Andes, mag. 6.7 quake

Sunspot 4513 is shaking, too

M8-class flares, X maybe due?

Not at Earth, not quite yet

Change..always the safe bet

🌋🌋

21 mountains made the list

Pressure releases, Earth: hissed

Etna, Kilauea usual crew

Krakatoa,,keep that one in view

Get out..it's gorgeous..here

Today On Earth

Nice chair..

Needs a new home..

Maybe new seat

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers

They believe him..😂

Nobody else does..

IRan, N. Korea..still laughing

Trump Always🌮Chickens Out

Threats...hilarious

He's such a pussy-ass lil bitch!!

He's The Pinball Prez! Sooo Not A Wizard!!

Kinda..like..a pinball, batted about

N. Korea, IRan, but never any doubt

All so Trump-Epstein won't come out

But, at next rally, the pedophile shout!

👧 💩👑💩 👧

Ped-O-Phile! Ped-O-Phile! Ped-O-Phile!

Hey old man! Stay away, from that child!

Start that chant, at next big event..

Maybe he'll stay under White House tent

Now..gonna crush IRan.. economically

But, more lies & blame, we gonna see

Bibi on right flipper, Lil Vlady on left

Got his halfwit kids working on theft

Now back to lil kim but dump on an ally

As AI & DATA, set the grid up to 'fry'

If essentials & needs rely on big profit

Monopoly corruption is what ya get

And, we got it, we've got it and bad

Capitalism's for the rich, rest been had

🌎

The planet, unconcerned spins along

Got big heat where it so belongs

On the Plains & in the South

Posers for jeezus in Hell's mouth

Voted for donnie, here's your new life

Extreme heat bringing extreme strife

🌞🌔

Sun got big old spot turning our way

Moon, waxing w/ a gibbous display

Auroras seen in Nebraska sky

Moon, tonight, Antares nearby

That is, if storms allow a view

Front oozing back, maybe a few

Just what will pinball donnie..

Make up..

Today On Earth

Just what the hell is this..

Fungus on pressure treated

That's a little scary..

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers

Tell 'em anything sexist..

Racist.. hateful..

They'll believe it!!

Ain't nothing their fault!!

Heat & Humidity Respite; Here, Anyway!!

Texass & the Okies continue to fry

At same time, oil warming they deny

100+ heat, cooking their TDS* asses

Earth just reacting, gives no passes

Adapt, Migrate or Die are the rules

Most still ignoring, most..be fools!

Tropical Atlantic, zero storms coming

El Niño: dry air, wind shear's dumbing

No rain yesterday or likely today

Nice to have humidity swept away

It won't last, still August, get real

Couple o' days, humidity we'll feel

Afghans & Ghina, shakes around

Took lots to get mountainous ground

Pacific plate stuffed deeper into

Aleutian trench, cms? meters? a few

Sunspot 4507, seems, growing unstable

X-class blast, might just be able

Good news, turning away from Earth

And 2 weeks to spin round sun's girth

Weirdo Elon, got a crater on the moon

His 'cybertruck', a sight, your day, a ruin

💣💩👑💩💣

donnie, threatens vlady, praises lil Kim

Desire total worship, here; chances slim

Election turmoil and rejection on the way

Then; impeachment, jail, rottin' away

Bad at business & women, so not a leader

W/o spell check, even bad as a tweeter

Our system tilted to reward the rich

Get lawyers, no taxes, our major glitch

Bankrupt, should'a been broke long ago

Too bad, his name we wouldn't know

Add him to list of evil..and stupid, too

Play dick-tator, badness coming for you

They tend not to die of..old age..

Today On Earth

Maybe slip an olive fork..

Into donnie's place setting

Wouldn't take much of poke

To kill that stunted 'brain'

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers

Droppin' like flies in primaries

Ended 8 wars..can't even end

The war he started...

Mo-Ron!! Re-Tard!!

Our boy donnie..Makes 'america..

So Proud!!

😂

Patterns... They Do Change... Every Day

Get a little rain, then you get more

Bad location, got water on your floor

We seem to forget, role that trees play

In Earth's water cycle, every day

Take water in, use it, transpire it on

Lots around, then clouds come along

Dump it back down, times are wet

In dry times, trees cling to all they get

Trees hunker down, adjust, get by

Maybe tree water usage, we should try

BUT NOOOOO

Humans think they got a right to this

Got a right to that, but continue to miss

Earth don't care 'bout us, fish or trees

Just reactive rock, riding a space breeze

But, it's in a good spot, life is here

Needing water, that is very clear

Yet, dirty & waste we do every day

Think by magic, clean'll come our way

And, it will if we're wise, in our use

Too bad, unwise path, continue to choose

Dam up rivers, straighten them, too

Shocked if don't do like want 'em to do

Throw in a quake, settle into a drought

In best spots, lotta people about

Fight & kill, lie & cheat

Blame & hate, then pray..so sweet

America once lead, was the best

Now more of a fat, global pest..

$40,000,000,000,000 our debt

Will not repay, that's a safe bet

Threaten friends, kiss dick-tator ass

War with IRan, ever deeper morass

EVERY DAY

Will we get it, makes changes we need?

Not with AI, not with big oily greed

🌞  🌎  🌒

Sun still spots, lil geomagnetic glow

Indonesia still w/ aftershock show

Allah has not come in with the aid

Betting..his 'boys' still wanna be paid

Kneel & pray, always the demand

Weak little men, want to command

Religion: insurance..when time for a claim

No payment??😱 you outta the game!

Even better than donnie's bit coin scam

Make up new lies if in reality jam..

Ohhh, Earth's not the center, well

And, just where is heaven..or hell

Ain't on your phone

Only location, in your brain, all alone!

Stay strong, it's tough out there..

Every day, like...

Today On Earth

Did hare learn from tortoise?

Maybe we should, too

Slow & steady, stay in your shell

Life lightly, don't create your own

Hell!!

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers

They suck him

He sucks even lower down

the slime hole...

Where's Melonomia donnie?

Ain't seen her is awhile..

Storms & Chaos Churns Onward!!

Earth is soggy, flooded, dry & ablaze

Planet has settled into a new phase

Humans blindly driving the CO2 bus

Remain shocked at the chaos & fuss

"Ain't never seen" "Never flooded befo'"

But ya voted for donnie & his Euro ho

So..if ya don't believe in global warming

What's causing all the weather swarming?

Keep praying but at who & for what?

For TDS*.. truth ever seep into ya gut?

How do they survive in a world of lies?

No-Vaxer's kids, measles & polio, tries

Yet, everywhere, science in your face

Every day, actually picks up the pace

Maybe, moving.. almost too fast

Will there be AI when humans in past?

Will big DATA share water & power

Any meals coming w/ giant tower

Earthquakes, tornadoes..a hurricane

🌋🌋🌋

Krakatoa, Yellowstone.. minor pain?

It's a great planet but it is in charge

Even as our numbers/power grow large

Water, food, shelter: a reality we need

Could..make it work, but for the greed

Few won't share, pay a fair wage

Next Earth 'adjustment' be a bad stage

For now, Indonesia 're-adjusts'

Plates, always w/ dips & thrusts

Solar filament flung CME Earth's way

Graze or hit..we find out today..

Maybe see Venus & the moon

Or another day playing stormy tune?

Enjoy the sun..and big heat..

Another spin, sweet!

Today On Earth

A lovely Batesville Birthday Bash

75!!

Woooooo!!

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers

Chaos is everywhere..

Do they really believe..

The daily fox tripe?

Human brains seem better than that??

ATNA Prez: All Talk No Action!!

ATNA: College term, lotta teasing

Lotta talk, not a lot of pleasing..

TACO, ATNA; both work for donnie

Talks big, just blowin smoke outta hiney

That's one fat ass, swaddled in Depends

If he's talking, truth is getting big bends

Now..gonna make Hormuz a US territory

But, just making himself, a low in history

TDS* are stupid but not the rest of us

Hard to even discuss him w/o disgust

Navy in bad shape, stuck at sea

Draft dodger prez: 'suck it up'..stupidity!

Ballroom on 'hold' declare bankruptcy?

Everything he touches goes shitty

Yet, on fox, crew kneels and sucks

Blonde bimbos, gel guy, hair tucks

Like preachers, look right at you: lie

Reach pearly gates, get the..bye-bye

🌎

Here, stuck in muggies w/ rain

Deniers on Plains, Warming's heat pain

Aftershocks, Indonesian nerves rattled

Near 2 meter tsunami 'easily' battled?

Missed Venus & moon last night

Be out again, if no clouds in sight

Hawai'i dealing w/ Lala, TropStorm

In Atlantic, still refuse to form

NOAA, got it right, Super El Niño

Ocean storms remain a no show

Not so on land

Wildness..is in command

Today On Earth

Sun's corona..

Eclipse reveals all!!

Borrowed, doctored pic

spaceweather.com

Thanks

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers

Sell a bridge, cheap, they'll buy

Throw in bad beer, laugh til ya cry

Losers wrapped in their rebel flag

Talk all big, many..closet fag??

Like donnie...ATNA!!

Indonesia Gets All Shaky!!

Plate tectonics rules the world

Plates collide as magma's swirl

Indonesia's a volcanic island arc

Multi-boundaries, Earth on a lark

Mag. 6.9 on Sumatra most recently

After a 7.7 off Timur in Flores Sea

No tsunami, but from both, casualties

Prayers to allah, not a real helper bee

Here, it's clouds after wild storm night

Tornado warnings + hail = FRIGHT

Earth is gentle..Earth is harsh, too

Where else ya gonna go, adapt we do

If you voted for donnie, it's on you

More oil, fewer vaccines, a self screw

Orange chicken🟠🐔in catering truck

donnie made it out, we're outta luck

💣💩👑💩💣

Clueless mo-ron, draft-dodger chicken

Attacked IRan, still takin' a licken'

TDS* also getting asses kicked

Dealing w/ heat, as flood waters licked

Build on Flood Plain, it's gonna flood

Your soil's alluvium, that was mud

Humans figured it out long ago

Farm flood plains, but build; NO!

Moon near Venus, post dark tonight

Hope for clear skies for that sight

Today On Earth

Pizza: Meat + Beets

Obrigado

Oh yea...

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers

very sad..

If he's talking, he's lying..

Yet they buy it all...

Hello Dolly???

'26 Hurricane Season has been slow

Culprit; winds from the Super El Niño

Perhaps, that is about to change

2 systems stirring, still far downrange

Both will deal w/ dry air & wind shear

Chance of a storm, will remain unclear

What is clear, big heat in south & plains

Know TDS* there, need no 'xplains

Deny science, deny reality, believe fox

Too bad, waaay early, could be in a box

Light beer, fast food, life on a fat ass

Forget a walk or a bike, burnin' the gas!

Rev the engine, gun it, leave a mark..

Same as in their pants, contrast..stark

💣💩👑💩💣

'Clever' donnie taking our Navy back

Kinda hard to believe, he ain't on crack

Bring back old jet launch system..

Re-fit, re-train, $millions, he's so dumb

Hormuz still not open, blame & lies

Deal makers?..retards w/ no disguise

🌎

On our only home, more records fall

Excess twisters 🌪 flood waters so tall

Oh yea, the heat..fuels fires & drought

Wise countries, mo' solar panels about

Not here, it's oil & data & greed

Even our health care ain't about need

Or health..or cures..test & treat

So, Big Pharma's bottom line is sweet

Over-bill Medicare, insurance a scam

In 'merica, it's middle man flim-flam

Produce nothing, take a big cut

Sales.. afternoon golf, w/ a beer gut

Least, no shake issues..yet, today

Eclipse mania is fading away

Tomorrow's dawn sky, Jupiter & Mercury

Will need good E-NE look to see

In the evening crescent moon is back

Just 'neath Venus, on a lower track

Heat building w/ humidity, storms?

Always a chance..the August norms

Today On Earth

Can you pick out Betelgeuse?

Orion's Belt might be easier

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers

So stupid, so gullible, so scary

They all got guns..

To protect democracy..

So, where the hell are you??

Mo' Heat Records Fall; Earth Having A CO2 Ball!!

To TDS* it's another surprise

Yet Earth isn't trying to disguise

Sending warnings out everywhere

Temps are rising, you should prepare

Derecho winds w/ flooding rains

Voted for donnie, into self pain

It's all of us, supersize, burn the oil

Butcher the trees, 'our' planet we spoil

Seriously overcrowded, losing soil

Praying to hateful man-gods, on we toil

Average day of quakes, round the rim

In Colombia, survival chances slim

Woman was found, alive, yesterday

On they dig, hope on display

Storms brewing across the sea

Hurricanes, will we finally see

Earth's kicking ass anyway

Our CO2, greenhouse effect at play

💣💩👑💩💣

IRan threat, donnie acting all cool

Bet..filled his Depends w/ lil drool

Screw the staff, it's all about him

Hormuz opening, chances slim

Seems, that maybe, we haven't won

'Member TDS*, you voted for this fun

Today On Earth

Alexandre Croisier in Spain

The diamond ring 

Winding down eclipse thing

Thanks spaceweather.com

And Alex

More links on site..

Pretty amazing!

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers

Voted for donnie..house gone

It's your FAULT!!

Solar Eclipse, Perseid Meteors, War

The moon's alignment..perfect today

Sun blockage means eclipse underway

Not yet, but soon, Iceland, Spain to swoon

Means New Moon, so, sweet Perseid tune

🌑☄

Sit up a chair to watch meteor show

Ideally, with a fan for skeeter blow

💣💩👑💩💣

As world preps for off planet delights

Clueless TDS* wallow in unwinable fights

Hormuz still closed...but who's in charge

Still locked in a missile and lie barrage

Like two nerd losers in a funny tussle

Neither can fight, neither with any muscle

donnie filling Depends, petey hegs mo' gel

Even in full make-up, neither looks well

🌎

Stepping out in the August air

Wow..actually less humid out there

Not likely to last, storms today?

Quakes, above average, nothing big

Sadly, Colombia still into recovery dig

ECLIPSE SHADES REQUIRED

Today On Earth

Lots planted

Only a few stand tall

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers

What chaos will create..

What lies will they tell..

Colombian Bummer, Nasty Wind Here!!

It was a hot, humid, sunny day

Til a squall lined roiled our way

From calm to wild, flipped a switch

Torrent of rain, gone, lil Earth glitch

Still 14K with their power.. gone

So...new dominion $ hike comin' on?

🌎

In Colombia, lotta buildings fell down

Quake was deep, still.. big rubble mound

100's dead, count will continue to rise

Overbreed, under-build, no surprise

💉💉💉

Why poke kids once, let's go for three

RFKjr as head medico, total insanity

Perfect match for the zoo we now see

Let measles, pertussis, polio run free

Shake some beads, eat some road kill

Shoot some heroin, w/ crows..chill

💣💩👑💩💣

IRan war drags on & on & on

Both sides, touch w/ reality is..gone

Was too bad donnie got outta Turkey

Plane switch..draft dodging pussy..

Where are Trump-Epstein files?

ID & jail the pedophiles!!

🌑

New Moon..good Perseid viewing

Total Solar Eclipse...wooooing

Perseid's out there tonight

Eclipse, tomorrow, what a sight!

Today On Earth

Cows with evening snack

After the wind & rain wildness

🐄

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers

Yeah, that's you RFKjr

Millions more...mo-rons

Ended 8 wars...😂

Deep, Deep Colombian Quake - Mag. 7.4

Deep down, likely in the Nazca Plate

Slippin' against S. American, did grate

Lateral slide over 60 miles down

Was felt widely over Colombian ground

Damage, yes, injuries, too, deaths?

Sure many locals are holding their breath

Less than 2 hours ago, reports a'coming

For certain, aftershocks, locals bumming

No shakes here, just heat & humidity

'Bout as thick & gross as air can be

But, not smoky so least not unhealthy

Fires rage, in NW only safe if inside

As we reduce the places we can hide

Too bad, won't admit it is OUR FAULT

Lust for oil & money just won't halt

Super rich protected from having to share

In 'merica, starts at top, only self care

💩💩👑💩💩

The ignorant put ignorant boy in 'charge'

Now only very few are living large

Marky, Jeffy, Elon, would you hang?

All missing that 'personality' thang

Money's nice but won't buy you cool

Sycophants using you as a tool

Cuz, good chance, they're losers, too

Dump prime, FB, best you can do

Why have 40 acres & live on 3

Then daily from your forest flee

Want & want & want but miss the fun

As ever onward we circle the sun

🌞🌘

Moon coming in for quick sun block

Maybe a moment we all take stock

Here, just a wee thin slice gone

Darkness: Iceland or Spain you belong

Sunspots very few, still blasting

Hi-lats, auroras, short lasting??

Time to go...stay cool..

Today On Earth

We could only wish..

To be as accommodating

As the fungal world

They get along, work together

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers

Do not work or play well

with anyone else..

Hateful, Racist, Misogynist

Posers for Jeezus..so loving

Never be seen in pink..

😂