Saturday, April 25, 2026

Luggage Flies Free.. Please Bring Jet Fuel!!

As dixie burns, Plains clean up
Warming reality, to deniers; abrupt
To those of us with an actual clue
We know this is what a jacked Earth do
Got all this extra heat, gonna rage
Last 30 years, been in this new stage
More like 250 if we wanna get real
Industrial revolution started the deal
For millennia was wood, then on to coal
Kicked it up when to gas & oil did roll
Now the Strait, where oil does flow
Our idiot prez, says no one can go
Really, it's IRan making the rules
As retard donnie lies, farts & drools
Kash & petey out hitting on the booze
As weird Melonomia, on Epstein cruise
(Sure can't get thru Hormuz:)
Longing for good times gone bye
When off to pedophile land she did fly
Keep those memories, when ya testify!
Then your rapist 'daddy' goes bye-bye
🌎
Here, just sittin'..waiting on the rain
For 9 months, Earth showin' its disdain
For now, fires staying to our south
Lame 'splanations outta their mouth
Easy question; did ya vote for trump?
Did it to yourself, dumb as a stump
Like the state itself: Floriduuuuh
Bettin' answer from Gov...whuuuuh
"Tha's right, Earth burned ole dixie down
And, to their lies they were clinging"
Got quakes, along plate boundaries
Got sunspots, if no clouds, easy to see
2 X-class flares, seem..going away
Lucky, this time Earth won't pay
Big power, got big money
Runnin' ads, cancer towers, all's sunny
Gotta fuel the AI data center theft
Of our info, any morals; bereft!
Posers for jeezus, you can be sure
But, the money, they need more
What'll they do when reservoirs low
And, rivers no longer flow
Where will the power & water go
To that one..I think we all know..
door-dash delivery..bag of data..
yummm-yummm
Today On Earth

Baby Spinach..
Worked for Popeye..

*TDS -TrumpDickSucker
Whuuuuuuh!!
Pay for that diesel...bitch!!
Big truck..lil dick..lil brain

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