Sunday, June 18, 2023

Bears & Skunks.. Fun Times In The Dry Woods

Breyer sniffed the bear, me the skunk
Forecast for rain, it's complete bunk
Elsewhere is seems, storms rage on
In Atlantic, one where it don't belong
Not supposed to form off Africa in June
Yet, there it is, w/ a name coming soon
Cooking oceans, El NiƱo cranking, too
Polluted the planet, we're getting our due
Neighbor w/ 2 black bears, me, black snake
I know which one I'll gladly take
Not that I have much of a say
In what wanders the woods day to day
Mag 5.4 seems today's biggest shake
Way out at Tonga, no waves did it make
Sunspots continue to blast & rage
But, hey, it's a star; main sequence stage
Yesterday, taste of life in Ukraine..:(
Almost constant gunfire..TDS* the bane
Ass brains tuning up for a new civil war
Gonna get asses kicked.. just like before
Got money to spend on ammo..no date
Life in mom's basement sure is great
TDS* losers, w/ a capital L
Better hope no jesus, or going to hell
And, to all the great Dad's, you I applaud
But, far too many, just sperm donor fraud
More heat coming, no rain in sight
So far, June, not quite a delight
Hard to complain about cool, dry days
Yet, when stuck in major drought phase..
Drought or deluge seems the new rule
We wage war & deny, humans as fool
Easy solution, plan well for a kid
Today, we honor all the dads that did
Today On Earth

50 minutes of lightning
In Turkey
Thanks
Ugur Ikizler & SpaceWeather.com

*TDS - same as it ever was
TrumpDickSucker
Hey donnie..maybe give Eric a hug
Yea...that ain't gonna happen

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