Wednesday, June 5, 2024

Don't Pet The Buffalo... DUUUH!!

Zappa warned about the yellow snow
Guess..gotta warn about the buffalo
Now..I know, Yellowstone has signs
Still, idiots w/ selfie designs
South Carolina 83 year old
Didn't do as she was told
Wanted to pet the buffalo
Granny may have suffered fatal blow
One less mo-ron to vote for trump
Seems like head, just, malignant bump
Bet she fed the deer in her yard
'just a big deer' 'nother TDS* retard
Another muggy day, chance of storms
Out west, 100+ heat, it's the new norms
Lot of human debris, homeless, drugs
Heat will get 'em before the thugs
 Tipping point, we are well past that
Least in future, be lot less fat...:)
Food & water in short supply
Still, 'got my rights' idiots cry
Only right, chance to survive
W/ new, hotter Earth, may not jive
Angola w/ today's surprise quake
San Andreas, mo' li'l slip & shake
Others, on usual boundary zones
Spot 3664, still bad to the bone
Daily chance of solar storms
Like new plains tornado norms
Earth, just having a CO2 reaction
Towards reduction, we take no action
Burn the oil, deny the reality
Pray to visions no one can see
So, granny..go on & pet that bison
Fact check, to heaven you ain't risin'
Today On Earth

Missed the reclining shot..

*TDS
What a sap!!
You'd Suck Trump's Dick
Like Bob NoGood
& Johnny 'Traitor' McGuire
go on..pet that buffalo!!

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