Tuesday, February 14, 2023

Valentine's Day, Florists Rejoice!

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Time to get out the plastic, Valentine's Day
Cuz worldwide, FTD gotta get their pay
Big Sugar also riding on today's wave
More overworked hearts to the grave
If spending big makes your love work
Seems..good chance you might be a jerk
Am I cynical, you bet I am
Just another 'merican cash sucking scam
But, if you're only loving 1 day/year
Relationship collapse you should fear
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Romania w/ a mag. 5.6 shake
Good chance, some houses did break
Turkey & Syria still a mess
That they caused it, they won't confess
Overbred & under-built
At plate junction set to easy tilt
Still allah does not respond to pleas
Still beg to Mecca from their knees
But, still nothing...
Here, we have another spring-like day
Warming world w/ winter held at bay
Sun remains spotty & blasting wild
Meteor spotted, fireball seen, effect mild
What is all this stuff flying overhead
Unknown, seems all that will be said
In typical fashion, a bad call for the win
KC does it again & again & again
Playoff officials suck every year
Why break up teams remains unclear
Lambs last year, now racist chiefs
Turns out zebra was super bowl thief
Glad I didn't watch...
And it was on the fox...:)
Today On Earth

Puppy into self imposed time out
No one around to harrass...


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