Over in evil Russia's far, far east
Earth pressures have been released
A Mag 7.0 quake & an eruption
Would seem like total disruption
But, quake was deep, no tsunami wave
It's in the west were Russkies don't behave
Stalemate war w/ Ukraine destruction
For lil vlady, it's just prison reduction
Plus, he can brag when dick-tators meet
And, see fear on every Russkie street
Ernesto is down to tropical storm
But, still sending massive wave swarm
Washed another house in Rodanthe away
Fools build on sand, fools gonna pay
Here, another big storm w/ a miss
But, just enough to off me..piss
And add to the gross humidity
Another solar blast Earth did see
But, daytime when auroras shone
So, no sightings on any phone
I did find nearby yellow jacket nest
Dusk tonight, gonna kill me some pests
Time to get up and move
See if Man City is still in the groove
It's the real football season
Today On Earth..
At least they're eating grass
And not hostas
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