What A Lovely Day!!

Earth-wide, fires, heat & floods we see

Here, 'tis 'bout as lovely as can be

Temps are cool, humidity is low

donnie & JD, speak & looking slow

Kamala, up on stage, kicking ass

Out selling movies, racking in cash

Fox, only thing on Kamala, ban straws

Surprised JD don't wanna ban bars

Plastic straws: to eat & drink in cars

Stare at phone for tikkytokky stars

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Why Obamas so slow to endorse?

Could they have wanted 'nother horse

Was Michelle waiting for the call?

Or still lamenting Joe's sad fall:)

But, how low would I stoop

'Fore a vote for donnie, I'd pick poop

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While Texass recovers from a quake

Today, it's Mexico w/ a good shake

Texass, course, beggin' for aid

Pay no taxes but wanna get paid..

Cali; arrested idiot started Park fire

Bullet in his head'd be my desire

Got no room on Earth for fools

But, bad parenting & guns the rules

No consequences, just a handout

But, don't need nasty slime all about

Escape from jail, why send 'em back

.22 into brain, into a plastic sack

Or forget the bullet & the plastic

Dump 20 miles out, sharks, 'slick'

Cut down on beach attacks

And, none be swimming back

Minor chance of auroras tonight

Add in the cool, be a delight

Just like Kamala..

Today On Earth

8 years, yesterday..

With this handsome rascal

The Breyer Dog

Abandoned by...

TrumpDickSucking idiots

Their loss, my gain..

Still...what incredible slime..

Be careful out there

They are everywhere...

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