Thursday, July 4, 2024

Is This The Last 4th Of July We Celebrate?

Old Ghinese saying: all feasts come to an end
Is 'merica coming 'round the last bend
If mo-rons elect donnie again
Democracy survival chances.. thin
He'll give Ukraine & Poland to Putin
In halls of congress, will be shootin'
Fat liar will declare himself king
Purges w/ chaos will be a real thing
We'll all be forced to kneel & pray
Posers for jesus will have their way
Medicare & Social Security
We will no longer even see
Will discover oil, gluttony & greed
Is not really enough to feed
Anyone...
All as Earth turns up the heat
On phone, can't order anything to eat
😱
Beryl continues on her Caribbean romp
Yucatan to get the next big stomp
Then on to Texass, w/ big wind & rain
Greggg, all the flooding, how ya 'xplain
'Ain't no warming, oil is great'
Then for federal dollars, will wait
Dumbass deniers will likely pray
Still jesus...got nothing to say
New Tonga island continues to grow
Usual, 2 dozen volcanoes on the blow
Lava, ash, lahars & local shakes
Live nearby..strong nerves it takes
At least..
No big quakes or solar blasts
Just concern..will democracies last
Not if mo-rons in the US of A
Vote poorly, let donnie back into play
Revenge & government destruction
Will be his only instruction..
Got no plans, got no clue
Scream, blame & hate is all he do
Right now, turtle cruising thru the yard
He's working, but life is hard
Today On Earth

Field got a trim
Quail terrain just got slim




Wednesday, July 3, 2024

Keep Your Personal Beliefs... Personal!!

No one on Earth believes what you do
All 8 billion believe different than you
So, shut the phuck up, keep it all inside
'Til out ya butt your 'god' does slide
The more you scream, rant & demand
The more you're taking another's stand
We all know your weak ass plan
So many believe our god's the true man
Then our 'book' must be true
Book says all men get women to screw..
Well, someone, or all have gotta be wrong
But, really all singing the same lame song
Believe like me and I'll feel much better
And, believe our old book to the letter
Or just pick & choose what ya want
Or our holy ghost will haunt...
Male gods created for men
Couldn't let women win..
Women create life, men unload sperm
Men took their power, make 'em squirm
Created gods of power & hate
Outcome; ain't been so great..
So hypocrites for jesus/allah please
Hold your li'l god 'tween your knees
Before ya stick him up your ass
May need to let jehovah pass
Easy to see how ya bought donnie's con
Misogynist hate your game all along
Posers for jesus..just shut up..
🌎
Out on Earth, Beryl w/ reggae hit
Jamaica getting beat all to shit
Lightning hits gang of mormon kids
Seem moroni provided no safety lids
We get one more low humidity day
Before Earth's reality comes our way
Grazing blast today from the sun
San Andreas, Gulf of Cali shifting fun
Germany, UEFA getting lots of rain
Take it & smile, better not complain
Bone dry remains our scene
Not much creek remains to be seen
Today On Earth

WNRN Red Wing Roots
Free breakfast crowd
Thanks Mill St.




Tuesday, July 2, 2024

Ya Got Immunity, Make donnie Go Away!

W/ immunity, road ahead is quite clear
Make donnie, clarence, sammy, disappear
To save the country, as an official act
Since they're all traitors, that's a fact
Taking bribes for cases, attempted coup
The entire world they've tried to screw
Use the power, even if it's a disgrace
Make 'em gone, leave not a trace!!
Trying to put prayer back in school
Pushing for 'posers for jesus' rule
Same plan as in IRan
Only power if you're a man
Bible makes misogyny quite clear
Allegiance to man-god you must swear
Pedophilia, incest, rape all is OK
When you vote the poser jesus way
Meanwhile, to reality, out on Earth
To Cat. 5 Beryl we have given birth
All our CO2, trapping the heat
Ready to rage, Earth says 'sweet'!
All the signs we still ignore..
But, Earth has even more in store
Melt the ice, flood the coasts
Keep cutting the trees, we're gonna roast
At least no big quakes again today
Only minor volcanic blasts at play
Sun is close to maximum rage
Better hope ain't a higher stage
More blasts headed Earth's way
After dark tomorrow, auroras sway
Nice job by USA soccer men
Got there asses beat again
Cross the pond, clueless Belgium coach
Can't score if goal you don't approach
Slovenia, played well, then choked
Portugal 'divers' act all stoked
Here..
Another near perfect day for July
Low humidity & we won't fry
But, that ain't gonna last long
By the 4th, big heat comes along
Again, and likely, again
Get used to it, the future is here
Today On Earth

Not much fungus
Among us..
Too dry

Monday, July 1, 2024

July On & Off Earth... fox sucks

2 fox channels
1 bad sound, 1 bad pix
not a surprise..

July 2024 - On & Off Earth


Before beginning my column each month I go back and do a re-read on what I wrote in previous years for that chunk of time. Into my fifth year, it’s quite a little stroll through some fairly wild and crazy times on the planet. My overriding theme for July has always been our annual celebration of our coming together as a group of ragtag colonies into a united democracy of ‘states’, free of the rules and capricious demands of a king or queen. This year we celebrate 248 years of that democracy.


After declaring their independence, the forward looking group of adult white males granted themselves the ‘rights’ to speak and worship freely, own a flintlock and vote for local and national representation. They did, however, anticipate change and set up the constitution to be amended. The amendments came slowly with many battles fought and quite a bit of blood spilled. Battles continue to this day for ‘equality’ and ‘rights’ for all within the confines of our United States. Freedom, it seems, turns out to be rather chaotic.


July is happy to remind us that Earth grants no rights. While we discuss our personal and societal issues the planet, our ride, remains unconcerned with our presence, simply reacting and changing to the basic physical laws I mentioned last month. Every life form we ride and share the planet with must, like us, deal with daily changes by adapting, migrating or it will, like us, die. Simple rules, strictly enforced.


By the time you read this, the cool start to July will be long forgotten, replaced by the reality of a hotter world quickly made evident when you venture outside(sunscreen!). The hit and miss showers of late June will be water long gone and our, mostly, statewide drought will be back. We will also know the devastation wrought by Hurricane Beryl’s romp through the Caribbean and a new storm will be the news. Independence Day celebrations (and sales) will be shifted to memory status; vacations will happen(beach goers beware sharks and rip currents). July is full on summer!


Even as our orbit begins to tilt us away from the sun throughout July and we lose about a half hour of daylight that still leaves over 14 hours of sunshine to enjoy. Mix in the twilight pre-dawn and post-sunset and dark sky gazing options remains limited. The Full Buck Moon (this year’s antlers are now in velvet) is on the 21st. The sun slides from the twins, Gemini, into the crab, Cancer, on the 22nd.


The one July sky event worth catching is on the 13th, low in the southwest sky, when the first quarter moon occults the brightest star in Virgo, Spica. Around 11:30pm, the star will disappear behind the moon’s dark edge, reappearing out of the moon’s bright side about an hour later. Binoculars or a small scope will help in spotting the star.


Back 248 years ago, news spread by word of mouth, newspaper or pamphlet; travel was on foot or by horse and they had little idea why people got sick and died; bad air the main culprit. The planet Uranus was yet to be discovered. What you ate was grown, raised or killed locally. There were about 2.5 million people on the eastern seaboard. Times have certainly changed.


There are now over 335 million Americans, over 8 billion humans worldwide. Our species has survived and thrived by working together; communication, compromise and teamwork our hallmarks to success. Earth presents us all with challenges every day, working together to meet those challenges will be the only way we get to a celebration of 250 years of America…and beyond.


Today On Earth