Just Gross Here... Hawai'i W/ Lava Shakes... Beryl Cat. 3

Already Cat. 3 growing to 4

As Beryl enters Caribbean door

Plenty of fuel, human caused heat

Now will make us beat a retreat

Here, it's the heat & humidity

'Bout as gross & disgusting as can be

Had a tiny shower, got even grosser

We need real rain, not a li'l poser

Course, it may come w/ a cost

Big wind, hail, stuff'll get tossed

Or not, record shows, will likely miss

Just a few drops, will land, go 'hisss'

Lot of quakes on Big Island today

Makes me think..lava's at play

Elsewhere, very few quakes

So...pressures'll build in Earth's breaks

'member, quake is just pressure release

Or like Hawai'i, lava flowin' a piece

Sun remains spotty w/ canyon of fire

Seems nearby star, not gonna tire

Keeping upper atmosphere stirred up

On surface we've overfilled heat cup

More storms queuing behind Beryl

So, at some point, we'll get a big swirl

But, for now just heat & humidity

W/ GOP lies far as open eye can see

Too much stupid, too many guns

Nearing 4th, democracy on the run

Closing in on birthday 248

W/ TrumpVirus, 'merica ain't great

If it metastasizes in the Fall

Be no 250th celebration... at all

Today On Earth

Mr. NoShoulders

Cruisin' cross the drive

Maga Lies..For The 'Win'? Lotta Hot!

Sad when you can 'win' a debate

W/ nothing but lies, blame & hate

Sure, Joe looked stunned, confused

In fact, all listeners were abused

donnie lies so much, is trump his name?

But, we are all partly to blame

Just stupidly look down at our phone

Media continues to throw him a bone

TDS* have heard all the lies before

To rallies they know what's in store

Joe tried to remember actual facts

donnie just performed his stage acts

Scream & lie & make little sense

Turns out TDS* are pretty dense

Also racist haters looking to blame

Any but themselves, it remains the same

Indonesia, 2 volcanoes blasting as one

Peru, plate adjustment seems not done

Hawai'i again w/ lava on the move

TrStrm Beryl into the Caribbean groove

Where will it go, time will tell

But, other spots too much rain fell

Our drought conditions, quickly back

Earth extremes, there is no slack

Our 2 day reprieve had it's run

Now we're back to cooking fun

It's hot, it's muggy

Today On Earth

Pre-rain crunchy forest

*TDS -TrumpDickSucker

They'll believe anything...

Mag. 7.2 Quake Off Peru

While 7.2 is a pretty strong quake

Was deep & did no tsunami make

Few injuries, no deaths reported

Better than US, 100+ to graves deported

Just a standard day for death by gun

Plus fires & flood got'em on the run

Dumbass soccer player threw a punch

Got a quick red card for his lunch

Then we lost the game, late

Out of tourney seems our fate

Tried to watch debate last night

Just can't keep fat donnie in my sight

The waving hands, the stream of lies

The orange face, the wig disguise

It's easy when ya don't have to know

Just make it all up, let it go

Another reprieve day from the heat

Lowish humidity, clouds..sweet!!

A lot more rain we could use

Alas, tis Earth, don't get to choose

Sunspots sent a new blast our way

Just few auroras, grids don't pay

Other quakes, usual Ring stuff

Tonga to N. Zealand li'l rough

Beryl to be, close to that name

Get ready to play hurricane game

Looking to be a wild wind summer

Hopin' Texass, Floriduuh bummer

If any 2 states deserve to be hit

It's those 2, full of TDS* shit

Supreme court full of paid-off slime

sammy & clarence, oughtta do time

Country of laws, written for the few

So, the rich continue to screw

Us all...

Today On Earth

Natural Chimneys

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

4 Misses Before... Rain!!

Storms were all around

Nothing fell down

Here, again, again, again, again

Finally, 'bout midnight; rain

A much needed 0.6 on an inch

Doubled rest of June, a quench

Probably'll save my garden & trees

2 baby phoebes on nest release

Trying to fledge, not going far

As squirrels run wild, about par

Tonight, 2 old guys gonna debate

Wish I could say, can't wait

Hoping Joe gets in his face

Calls him a liar, national disgrace

Ideally, donnie strokes out..dies

Right on camera, to gleeful eyes

Most of quakes today only mag. 4

In Italy, Etna erupting once more

So, is Stromboli, 2 in Congo, too

Minor solar blast headed our way

Only way hi lats will auroras play

Weather channel will not open

Forecast, not as hot, we're hopin'

Today On Earth

2 flies..sucking sap

smaller male(?) 

looking to get lucky

There were lots of 'em..

The Muggies Return..

After a 2 day, needed, reprieve

Dank air we're do now receive

It's HOT & it's MUGGY, too

Summer, whatcha gonna do

Trop. storms continue to stir

N. Atlantic never did winter brrrr

I'm still saying 2030 for big fail

Climate is already off the rail

We just won't admit our new reality

Still think ok to pump out new baby

Only quakes today, local reminders

Live on boundary, remove the blinders

The big one's coming..

Seattle'll be so bumming

Sun still covered in big spots

Good news, none taking Earth shots

Heat remains the major focus

Still month or more from temp locus

Big hope for little rain today

Hope at least taste comes our way

Less than 0.6" in all of June..

Need it bad...and soon

But, we've got planet out of joint

And, we still miss that point

Today On Earth

Lotta good years

On the flood plain

Did have close encounter w/ bear cub

Gladly, I was in car

And, mom was not in sight!!

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You Voted For Lies, Now The Truth S. F. Dakota!!

S.F. Dakota is a state full o' slime

(Guess what the F stands for.. not fun)

Gov. brags about her dog killin' time

Laws to protect credit card extortion

But, getting a little reality contortion

Build on flood plains, what'll ya get

Warming caused rains, town is so wet!

Fat bellied sheriff, 'ain't never seen'

'Nothin' like this, we're living so clean'

But, you are not, you voted for donnie

Burned lots of oil, Earth kicking ya hinny

Course, demanding Joe send aid quick

But, dodged taxes, thinkin' they're slick

Where are insurance companies these days

Same as ever, for that, we don't pays

Here we went from humid to bone dry

Some dumbass had to give fire a try

Deeply stupid every where ya look

So you can say, 'check selfie I took'

No one cares about your selfie dude

Sunspot 3664 has spun our way again

Will third time be the blast for the win?

Well, not for Earth or our grids

As Dominion put on solar panel lids

Can't produce your own, take their control

Then put up 'nother easy to snap pole

In 'merica if it ain't about easy greed

Then elected ones..got no need

San Andreas w/ mo' li'l slips

And rest of Ring, downward dips

Extreme remains the new standard call

W/ 8 billion..lots likely to fall..

Today On Earth

Chimneys will out last us all..

Oh yea..Jews, ARabs

Still idiots...

Putin: into Worst Ever Hall of Shame

donnie wants to join him, blow him..

More Heat On Stage & In Air..

🎸🎸🎸

Jax & Siri & Lindsay Lou

Let the music blast on thru

Mill St breakfast, gospel set

Then more treats did we get

Tribute to Robbie & The Band

Over Jimmy, easy to understand

Clouds & a breeze, shower late

Weather luck, we couldn't hate..

🎸🎸🎸

Back to hot & dry again

Any rain chances looking thin

Usual mayhem around the world

Minn. dam break, flood unfurled

Close to collapse just not yet

Hawai'i surfer just got shark et

Landslides & storms, 6.3 quake

Reality, Earth's never on break

Missed the political stupidity

Easy, no TV did I see

Guarantee: donnie confused & lied

Head in sand, TDS* hide

It's a 'witch hunt' or 'fake news'

They slobber, drool, respond to cues

Listen to logic, science or reality?

Guarantee: none on fox you'll see

What you will see; spots on the sun

If luck holds, blasts seen; none!

Time to focus, Croatia v Italy

So far, no goals do we see..

Tie; Italy thru, Croatia goes home

PK coming, ref on roam...

Today On Earth

Jax Hollow

WoW!!

Missed the PK

Scored 33 secs. later

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker..

 

Sierra, Amy & Zella... Take Charge At RWR!!

Power women took over yesterday

Oh, they did sing, Oh, they did play

Zella Day strutted w/ Chaparelle

Long ago, her inhibitions fell

Dared the crowd to look away

Frozen in the hot sun, they did stay

Switch the stage, Sierra Hull, whoa

Put on a massive mandolin show

We got a bayou break & then

Amy Helm blasted in

Levon's daughter took control

She did the rock, she did the roll

Hot as was the stuff on stage

A minor reprieve, new weather page

Some clouds & then a breeze

For a spell, heat released its squeeze

Fairly pleasant out, so far

Still in charge, a nearby star

Tho' still spotty, still no big blasts

Who knows how long calm'll last

Mag. 6.0 quake, off Venezuela coast

But, no big waves will beaches host

Usual scene around the Ring

It's Earth, it's the subduction thing

News really remains the heat

Still, days from any retreat..

So, stay cool out there

Today On Earth

ZELLA

Say no more...

Sun Screen & Shade... And, Chairs

It was hot but OK in the shade

Once powered, on the bands played

Today, maybe a little hotter

Than Hell..??

Oh well

Might as well get used to it..

Earth's cares not a wit

We added the heat

It's gonna move it about

Today On Earth

Red Wing Roots XI

HOT!! Even At Red Wing Roots..

Heat reality hit me quick yesterday

Hotter in Valley than down my way

Gonna get even hotter, soon

Will it scorch Strawberry moon?

Tilt at the sun during the day

But, at night, from moon tilt away

Moon will be bright but will be low

Be awhile for we see it at the show

Sunspots, huge, are they gonna blow

If they do, Earth will soon know

No big quakes around

Only minor shaking of ground

Storm spinning up off SE coast

For any rain, we'd happily host..

But, High will keep that away

So, we're gonna sweat today

Global warming denier, get outside

The future is now, no where to hide

Today On Earth

Baby phoebes, at least 3...

Waiting for mom..

The Summer Solstice

Today's the longest day of the year

And, on Earth there's much to fear

Storms dump water in the street

All the way to Canada, monster heat

Water table here, continues to fall

Shed rain barrels, used it all..

donnie's dupes eke out a win

As his stupid 'thoughts' bring a grin

I still think he's having mini-stokes

Not that stupid just from few tokes..

Saying that dead people voted for him

Chances of hearing his 'plan'; slim

Revenge is not really a plan

Just flailings of a pathetic li'l man

SpaceX continues to pollute space

Porn in Amazon, mo' cultural erase

Huge sunspots haven't blown yet

Maybe gambling app..can place a bet

You can be sure quakes in Texass

Frackin' Earth for oil & gas

Then put salt water back in..

Lube the faults, they slip again

Seem overdue for a big quake??

W/ tsunami doing big beach rake

But, not today, quakes are low

& all weather systems, moving slow

So heat issues will remain

Flooding rains continue to train

Warming too obvious to deny

Still the stupid...will try..

Today On Earth

Pretty pattern on this kid

That local guy was..

Catching turtles

Shipping them to slime-ass Ghina

And, he wasn't shot..

Says it all..no consequences

Can You Say Juneteenth In Texass Or Powhatan?

Since Texass didn't let slaves free

Why any changes expected to see

Hanover, Powhatan flyin' rebel flags

Locals dress in gray Loser rags

Think lyin' donnie has got a clue

Guns loaded, ready to shoot you

McGuire should go on comedy tour

Says donnie cares about you, yea sure

Only thing that lying pig knows

If he loses, it's off to jail he goes

Buddy benny would be in Israeli jail

Better hope his lil war doesn't fail

All this stupidity as Earth kicks ass

Monster heat dome'll be slow to pass

Saudi hajj got 'em dropping like flies

Toss stones, still no allah, no surprise

'Bout same odds a jesus making a show

Screams for 'merican theocracy grow

We Want Minority Rule!!

donnie their hateful, a-religious fool

Drink diet coke & lite beer

As bellies stand out, quite clear!!

Juneteenth

Day w/ cries of equality & blame

Earth rules remain the same

Next generation: the parent's fault

& 'til poor breeding comes to halt

Problems will come from home

Feral kids allowed to just roam

Spend more on braids than books

Fancy shoes, ok being crooks

Want reparations & housing 'rights'

But dad at home to pay for lights?

All 'your' problems are 'your' fault

Fat from drive-thru, too much salt

I didn't stuff that food in your face

I didn't make you live in that place

Fix your own problems & you'll see

Maybe a little more 'equality'

Not that that can be a real thing

Earth don't care about all our bling

Just reacting to our CO2..

And, change, we will not do

Sunspots gearing up for a big blast

Fried grid would change things fast..

Damn

Let's hope...

not Today On Earth

This is what a LAKE

Looks like in Texass

Those building are boat docks

To left, mast on sailboat

Water front home..

Now..that's funny!!

On Texass SE coast there is water

Washing the sand away!!

So deserved..

whatcha gonna do Greggg?

Sit & lie

Ohhhh.. We Have So Tipped.. Too Late Now..

My guess, those that often poorly tip

Would deny our new reality slip..

The future is here & it is hot

Bad news, our fixes come w/ a gun shot

We have armed the world, now what

All that heat, kinda like shot in the gut

Fires rage on, Ruidoso, NM get out now!

Same east of LA,  know how, but wow

Primary elections today

Least lying ads go away

Good v McGuire both tell same lies

Missed the irony in Lord of the Flies

donnie continues to get it all wrong

More names where they don't belong

Does he have daily mini strokes?

Or in closet, hitting shots & tokes?

Cuz he's always been really dumb

'Brain' into a new phase, really numb?

Quakes today, Peru/Ecuador & PNG

'Neath Tonga, less seafloor to see

Biggest solar blasts away from us

Science still figuring May 10 rush

Kicked up electricity in the air

Another heads up, better be aware

Awareness today, it's the heat

Will continue w/ the downward beat

Bermuda High, SW Low

Seriously humid southern flow

Then where ya gonna go

(Mars...LOL)

When we overload grid..til it'll blow

Speaking of big grid, carbon free lies

Dominion; no real surprise

North Anna is sooo not carbon free

Employees gas guzzlers easy to see

3-400 million tons of concrete

In 2 containment buildings..sweet

That released almost as much CO2

300 million tons is not carbon free

'merica, corporate greed, easy to see

Lie & distort, accept no blame

Too bad Earth's winning the game

Stock market w/ new record highs

While on hot planet, onward deaths rise

Get used to it, more to come..

Today On Earth

Ready to add my share of CO2:)

But, 1,000's of living trees

Balance me out..into the green

Bite me dominion & REC

And, hey, TrumpDickSuckers

Tip well after you stuff your fat face

cuz

Your server smiled, but doesn't like you!!  

Rory's Focus - Short Putts or Amanda..??

Rory McIlroy, w/ golf's biggest choke

Lost to Robo-man, weird but no joke

But, I'd been thinking Amanda, too

As a guy, what else ya gonna do..

Our last weekend before heat arrives

Heat + no rain..we'll see what survives

Mag. 6.0 quake just offshore of Peru

Floriduuh, to get another big rain screw

Another system stirring in SW Gulf

But, it's really the big heat to engulf

Mostly the entire USof A

Created the mess & we're gonna pay

Admit an issue, nope, float Da Nile

If it cared, Earth would just smile..

Sunspot, unstable, ready to blow

Pointed at Earth, we will soon know

Moon & Spica were lovely last night

Waxing on, it'll again be bright

Clever Fox, showing Euro football

Immigrant viewers, will get most all

Then expand all of their lies

But, buy donnie's crap?? still a surprise

Still go into 'merica & wander round

Intelligence is not easily found

Stare at a phone or off into space

Both get you to same vacuum place

Just like in Floriduuuuh

Whaaaa... Huuuuh

'Attention walmart shoppers'

Lot of irony impairment..

Today On Earth

Dung beetles will remain

Busy...

Father Or Sperm Donor?

Live w/ your wife & a kid or two

Then, I'd like to say, congrats to you

Bet you're working to be a good dad

5 kids & now gone, you're a slimy cad

Or even 5 kids & still w/ your wife

To her & world you've added much strife

Those kids will live on hot, crowded place

Cuz planet's heating up for a big erase

Or sunspot 3712 could give Earth a slap

And cause electric grids to go ZAP

Then, how to put Cali fires out

Or hear the flooded Gulf coast shout

Storms are spinning up..right now

Yet still to man-gods fools still bow

We're still getting by w/ low heat

But, coming soon, air won't be sweet

Gonna get hot & humid, too

Then hide in shade you'll have to do

Least, quake scene remains semi-calm

Sea floor mostly, Earth a self-balm

Moon is waxing, visits Virgo tonight

🌔

That'll be Spica to moon's right

Straight above, Arcturus you'll see

On to dipper's handle, an arcing spree

Moon on to Antares in 3 day's time

Share that w/ kids, you ain't no slime

Sound like a Father & it's your day

To overbreeders..we'll all soon pay

Thanks for trashing things...

Finau & Gaffigan top that list

5 ugly kids, none'd be missed

And, Tony will choke again at Open

Today On Earth

Over breeder, misogynist

Hope you dick looks like this

A Minor Respite... But, Big Heat Is Coming.. Here!!

A weak front come on thru

Alas, rain missed, another boohoo

So, we dodge the big heat blast

But, our respite..will not last

Into next week & it seems beyond

We will join in w/ earth heat song

It's getting hot, storms are extreme

At 8 billion but few living the dream

🌍 🌎 🌏

Down to less than 2 acres apiece

Survival slim if breeding don't cease

Deserts grow, glaciers melt

New reality being felt

Still deny & blame, no real plan

But, Earth will be fine w/o man

Would be better if run by women

So, in greed & hate we ain't swimmin'

Sure, lots of women fell for the con

With the man-gods, just go along

But, it ain't working out so well

Male power + greed = living hell

And, it's too late, heat gonna rise

Still non-believers show surprise

'Who knew it would get so hot'

'Who knew more'd get shot'

Who knew 'supreme' court such slime

And, they seem exempt from any crime

Quakes today, rollin' Himalayan rocks

New sunspot, maybe new Earth shocks

Heat to south, Floriduuh still floods

GOP thoughts..still just evil duds

Today On Earth

The Finn dog

w/ a weird fungus

Too big to be donnie's dick:)

🏌
In really good news

won't have to watch lame Tiger

this weekend...

Cuz he sucks!!!

and, ARab sucker Phil: worse

WHAT!! It's Hot?! Who Would Have Thought?!

Who knew that science was so right

That a super hot planet was in sight

Science cured diseases, went to moon

Turned computers tiny & so soon

Forecast our CO2 would raise the heat

To a point, where Earth won't so sweet

Course, minor issues coming w/ AI

Computers w/ a take over try

But, will they be worse than we are

War, hate & stupidity near & far

Deniers in Floriduuh; heat to flood

Soon, return to heat & mud:)

Ronnie & Marco, who to blame?

Look in mirror & say your name

Cuz this is your fault

To any progressive change, a halt

When you deny reality

Earth happy to help you see

CO2 highest in..'bout a million years

W/ no plans to calm our fears

Has anyone heard a GOP plan?

A wall but no drug truck scan

Why all the evil to our south

Cuz we want drugs in our mouth

Or in arms or up the nose

Most hooked are faking jesus pose

Latinos having kids they can't feed

Cartels offer job to fill the need

NRA: sell guns everywhere

So guns only kill, NRA don't care

NRA/GOP, a plan for a fix

Nope, just lying, blaming dicks

And, any help coming from the pope

We all know in that, zero hope

Prayer don't seem to get it done..

Least no big blast from the sun..

Peru only quake issue today

But, it's the heat gonna make us pay

Wanna see a new record high?

Only got to wait another day to pass by..

Today On Earth

Other life forms will adapt

Or die

What will we do..

Ain't no where left to move

And easily rape the planet..

Heat Builds, Floriduuh: Welcome to Reality

Big floods in land of warming denial

Floriduuh: good place to hold a trial

Good news: more rain yet to come:)

Bad news: Floriduuh GOP.. so dumb

Heat dome is heading north

Just how much is that CO2 worth?

Can't eat oil, plastic or money

Low on water, that ain't funny

But, got guns & bombs on missiles

And, uranium ready to go fissile

Why'd we want the wars to cease..

Duh..ain't no easy money in peace

Twisted men w/ little dicks

Hoping their evil rule sticks

History of hate & killing on repeat

Yet, killers say their gods are so sweet

Quakes & volcanoes, still around

Shakes & lava spews on the ground

But, mostly still just local scene

And, sunspot blasts, kinda lean

Well...radio blackout up arctic way

As solar protons rain again today

Issue still, solar heat that can't leave

Greedy idiot 'leaders' bent on deceive

That ain't likely to change..

But, Earth reaction, big rearrange

Today

On

Earth

Evidence of ice

But, ice..it's going