Black Nazi? Low Stress Trump? Jumbo Shrimp? Oxymorons Abound!

NC: 'black nazi' running for governor

Lyin' trump w/ the lower stress cure?

Lt. Gov. Robinson, views do say nazi

No surprise, hours of porn he'd go see

Now, poser for jesus, deep in hypocrisy

Deep in denial, trump crazy, former GOP

Euro'Ho Melania, proudly showed her tits

Sold her soul, now her life is in the shits

Does she keep cash from any book sales?

Or given to keep felon hubby out of jails?

Shows the sadness rampant in the USA

That prez race is close in any way...

Every little greedy hand stuck in the pie

Won't accept any blame, give sharing a try

Billions planning that death will be great

Seems their gods are ok w/ evil & hate?

Still funny, hezbollah so sneaky w/ pager

Killer jews w/ the booms as an upstager

😂

All back to trump, Iran off sanction hook

Gave Afghanistan to Taliban, w/o a look

He's right, w/ him, been no Ukraine war

He'd have let lil vlady in the eastern door

Poland & Baltics be stuck in Rusky again

NATO members states, numbers be thin

Speaking of thin, (not USA) quakes today

Not many rocks movin' which a'way

Comet gradually coming into view

Acorns dropping, way more than a few

Shrooms still popping, lovin' rain

Leaf fall pause, rain; that'll explain..

Nice to see the sun, again..

Today On Earth

Fungus be among us

Yes, that would include dooney T

Military Intelligence...

LOFL...

2 1/2" Of Slow Rain..Thanks, Earth

While we got slow, much needed rain

Elsewhere, humans, much to complain

Europe got floods & fires, too

Hawai'i w/ lava oozing on through

Lebanon, pagers set up to blow

Avoid jew detection, it won't so

Thought they were clever, were not!

Allah's protection, don't seem so hot

Lyin' dooney, says, he connects the dots

Evidence is clear, on his brain rots

Out on a walk, just laying right there

Copperhead, as if on a big dare

We had a discussion, very short chat

Now his triangle head is looking so flat

Stay off the trails & well out of sight

Then we won't be having a stick fight

20 volcanoes, mostly, the usual list

Another solar blast, Earth won't be missed

Warnings for pending storm in the Sea

Start in Carib, into Gulf to run free

Time will tell, as it always does..

Today On Earth

You or me, bitch

I chose me!!

No Name Gloom Lingers..

With 1 3/4" already in the gauge

You'd think, we'd turned drought page

But, creek is barely back into the flow

Side streams, they're still a no show

But, the forest does look more alive

After another gasp, dogwoods survive

No mention of a Texass quake

Did it happen or just a fake?

What is fake, everything JD says

But, dooney proved..lying pays

Racist haters will use any excuse

To turn their christian 'love' loose

Posers for Jesus riding hypocrisy train

Judge w/ vengeance, quick to complain

On their knees to suck trump's stubby dick

They are the problem, they are the sick

Earth still don't care, locked in w/ rain

Puny humans remain Earth's real bane

Planet will remain long after we're gone

Much will survive, just evolving on..

Jews & ARabs keep waging endless war

In a real world, no idea what it's for

Imaginary jehovah battles imaginary allah

As imaginary jesus crowd, quick to holler

Promised land? there is no such thing!

Ancient superstitions w/ very hollow ring

Just a reason for man control & hate

Women back in charge, that'd be great

Men talk of rights, but do wrongs

Craving power, singing same songs

Gibbous🌔now..

Some saw auroras & Full moon

We have weather for a happy loon

Solar storm has slowed for a bit

Cycle peak, we haven't seen it..

Phone & watch update...then WTF?

Figure out what's 'new'.. good luck

Time for wander out into the wet

We'll see what's up w/ large brown pet

Today On Earth

Dog will sample most any water

It is in HIS yard..

No Name Rain..JD's Serving Curried Cat.. Harvest Moon!!

Hillbilly JD should check own house out

Cuz he's the one w/ immigrants all about

And, neighbors, keep your cat in eye shot

Or could be in Vance's own curry pot

He admitted pet story was 'created'

dooney, why shoot me? cuz you're hated!

Cuz you're a traitor & lil vlady's whore

W/ Euro'ho wife, never seen no more

Seems.. don jr. got a cocaine lisp

We knew his brain won't too crisp

Or maybe that's it, it is coke fried

Happy to look stupid, when should hide

Power is back on here, good job REC

Now just how much rain we gonna see

Texass got issues, all oily & self made

Cuz exxon frackers gotta get paid

But, panhandle in a shaky way

At mag 5.1, biggest quake on Earth today

Houston..

Bad driver hits gasline, fire plume we see

Sure.. a woman can't get prenatal care

🚼

Too bad no poser for jesus w/ help there

Texass, not a safe place to be

Cops let school shooters just roam free

"I ain't goin' in there, I might get shot"

🔫

Yea..guns save lives.. in Texass; NOT!

🌕

Harvest moon, Super & an eclipse

Well, shadow, it barely clips

We will not see a thing here

Sky will be very far from clear

Auroras seen into mid-latitudes

Even as bright moon intrudes

Hurricane winds, feet of rain

Yet, storm gets no name...insane!

Yes, it is out there

Today On Earth

Shrooms..be loving this rain

Blondie..Rapture

what a classic!!

Fab 5 Freddie...

Helene?? Canadian Quake.. You Know... Earth!!

Mag. 6.5 off Canada's west coast

Seems, no tsunamis will they host

Well, USGS tsunami site won't load

Philippine plate..about to explode?

Not w/ quakes but Ghina's military

Billion+, think it's fine to be punk bully

Too bad can't get the peasants to breed

Cuz more slave labor they seem to need

Plenty of Asians to be had

BUT

Food/water/air issues all looking bad

TDS* capital invader, wife on disability

Sucking off public teat, irony he don't see

Still believing tripe he hears on the fox

Like the other traitors, put 'em in a box

Sun continues sending blasts our way

As our planet gets hotter by the day

We bitch & complain, lie & deny

Still won't look ourselves in the eye

🌧🌪🌧

No eye yet, but Helene's about to form

Hoping she'll get our rain back to norm

Problem is, back to norm means flood

Another flood plain trailer, full of mud

All looking for government aid

None happy when taxes are paid

'merica on trump economic plan

Steal, overspend, bankruptcy, man!

Maybe we need to start a war

Buy more drugs from a'far

Braid some hair, get a new tatt

Stare at a phone, where reality's at

😱

Today On Earth

Lot of shrooms out there

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

they so proud..

they sooooo stupid

bet they ain't making jesus proud

Carolina Low, Hawai'i Flow, Aurora Glow!

Solar blasts have zapped Earth again

Gibbous moon, aurora views..thin

Hawai'i shakes tells me lava is movin'

Maui fire warnings, they weren't behoovin'

El Salvador is rather shook up today

Even France got a quake in play

Unsettled Low just off Carolina coast

Hopes it brings us a big rain toast

Cool & dry is nice but we need rain

If a wet week, none should complain

We all know, the national whiner will

Poor fat rich guy, won't pay a'one bill

Can't land at many airports for fuel

Cuz rip people off, dooney's #1 rule

He & JD, quite the conspiracy pair

Mix in crazy bimbo, she's ready to share

Wonder if dooney gets to just grab away

Wonder how much she makes him pay

We know his wife's no where to be found

But, stuck, cash & contractually bound

Here, sun & clouds, wind w/ trees asway

All & all not a bad mid September day

We should all get out...

Today On Earth

Little Miss Pouts-A-Lot

It's all rigged

Nope, just...

Your brain ain't too big

Still With The October Feel..

While most of Earth continues to cook

Here, we roll w/ quite a different look

Still hanging w/ the cool & dry

Although, that may soon pass by

Low off Carolina coast stirs to a'spin

Rain chances becoming much less thin

Could even have damp week ahead

Will take lots to put our drought to bed

Creek is back to small pools again

Amphibians looking to hunker in

Leaf fall is picking up speed

Got no water, tree got no need

Philippine plate w/ shaky edges today

Solar blasts will have auroras at play

Delusional dooney riding the lie train

Conspiracy tales bring Ohio pain

Schools close, TDS* threats abound

If loser don is there, chaos is found

Out west fires still spread & rage

Miss. valley floods far from final stage

Across pond, Premier League is back

Manchester, City is under Bees attack

Haarland just evened it w/ goal #8

Football action, never long to wait

Well, US version, lot of standing about

Soon commercial, buy crap! they shout

Hey, I do need some green chili..

Today On Earth

Chinquapins are ripe!

Letting go!

*TDS - TrumpDickSuckers

They are tripe..

Not in the know..clueless

Believe most anything...

Hateful...

And it's now 2-1 City..

Haarland

1 Year Of WIFI!!! WOOOOOO!!

Even hunkered deep in the wood

I got WIFI & it is so fast & good

No more Verizon complaining

Cuz FireFly, the data keeps raining

Also raining, everywhere S & west

How high will Mississippi crest?

Malibu got all shook up yesterday

Fallon, 'wear crocs' shake goes away

😂

We have shifted to fog & cloudiness

Next week rain forecast, will it miss?

Or will Low form then go retrograde

Either way, weather folks.. get paid

Francine disbanded but still a mess

Sad dooney lost bad, still can't confess

TDS* cling on, believing the lame lies

Perhaps, reality just too much surprise

Would completely undo entire world

Even jesus scam'd come unfurled

W/o crutch of drugs, religion or hate

Would reality just be far too great

😱

Huge sunspot about to spin into view

Observe & hope..'bout all we can do!

Usual earthquakes along plate's boundary

Unlikely to make anyone need to flee

But, for a year

Photos..just appear

Still.. friends nearby

Still w/o WIFI

Soon, but not

Today On Earth

TDS* double down

On Stupid..

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

They'd deny it

But, be quick to try it..

One LA Drowns, The Other Burns, Memes Flying

As delusional dooney rants about 'win'

Other GOP comments, seem rather thin

Cuz they all know, it was an ass kickin'

Seems, his lame lies, no longer stickin' 

SoCali LA sure knows warming is real

Bayou LA has a much wetter feel

Out west it's heat & fires that rage

Cajuns floating into the Francine stage

Sun has just hurled CMEs Earth's way

Radio issues but auroras may sway

PNG w/ mag. 6.3 quake slip today

Want big volcano action, it's Sangay

Or visit Guatemala: Santa Maria, Fuego

Still baby quakes around Puerto Rico

All as the dems dance about w/ glee

Coming landslide, beginning to see

Still, lot of stupid out in the USA

But, we gotta hope dooney goes away

Traitors already in jail, leader; gets shot

Take any responsibility, he will not

Sociopathy on full blown display

As TDS* fling conspiracies away

"Biden is dead, pets getting eaten

Voter fraud if dooney gets beaten"

But, fact check him, no use tryin'

If his lips are movin', he's lyin'!!

Today (and every other) On Earth

Didn't know this was legal

Glad it is!!

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

You're a moron!!

Toss Out The Bait, Not Long To Wait!

Toss him the bait, off on a rant..

Crowd size tirade, resist, he can't

Last night, dooney showed his stupidity

Course, blaming moderators & ABC

Kamala tossed him any old classic crumb

He went off script, off the rails, so dumb

And, just like in debate against Joe

Had no answers at all, no plans to show

Then claimed, when he had told the truth

It was sarcasm, but..not if you need proof

Sarcasm is understood when it is said

Not days later, when reality you dread

YOU LOST YA FAT MO-RON

You admitted it, just move on!!

Good news, ya gonna lose again

And, by a much bigger margin

Another big GOP loser today

More Gulf coast getting washed away

Another excuse to jack gas prices up

Claim, weren't ready, was so abrupt

But, if ya voted for dooney & bush

Welcome to your next storm push

World is warming & quite rapidly

Stick a toe in the Gulf water to see!

W/ more lining up in the Atlantic

Who's next w/ slow to get it panic

Hopes: Mar-a-lago is washed away

Cuz

W/ debate & abortion, floriduuh in play

While Gulf prepares for the worst

Here, lovely but life w/ major thirst

Quake issues, Pakistan, Texass fracking

Hispaniola, ground also cracking

Haitian invasion has landed here

dooney claims, pets seem to disappear

Said he saw it on TV, believes it all

David Muir, w/ reality, dooney, a bawl

SpaceX, gonna open door & get out

Will door re-close, remains their doubt

Whew, dooney continues his loser trend

In Nov. off to jail we send

Our pathetic national disgrace

Russian traitor, w/ fake orange face

And, after TayTay endorsement

Kamala, to the White House sent

Today On Earth

Got lunch plans..

Here kitty-kitty

Now we know what in dooney's

'chicken nuggets'

Can You Really Debate A Clueless, Weirdo Liar?

When someone lies, every word they say

Hard to converse in a normal way

Weird dooney saying kids go to school

Are taken & cut, a new sex change rule

And, his idiot DickSuckers lap it all up

He could pour the poison into their cup

And, they'd drink it down, say it's great

Fueling conspiracies, fueling their hate

Love the ones that think Biden's dead

How do they survive, once outta bed?

How do they survive their day to day?

Hope sharp objects are kept away..

But, sadly, these mo-rons all got guns

Happy to loan 'em out to wacko sons

All as Francine coming w/ reality dose

NOLA, near miss, not even close!!

Slowly upriver, a St. Louie stall

Water comes back, floods'll be tall

Still, we rebuild, on the flood plain

Over & over, again & again

Fires expanding, burning Cali down

Canadian smoke still in NE towns

Monster blast on sun, facing away

Remember, that star gets the final say

For millennia, humans worshipped the sun

🌞

Til, puny sperm donor jews killed the fun

Man-gods created, war & hate ruled

& still the masses are easily fooled

Now, idiots all stare at their phone

Whine to mommy, 'I'm so alone'

Mommy don't care, on her phone, too

Just blame teachers/cops, ain't ever you

Still quakes, round Ring, Puerto Rico

Nothing big so no waves will grow

Except down along the Gulf coast

Surf's Up, dude, ready to toast!!

Here, it's still waaay cool & dry

AZ deniers still set to fry

Anyone seen dooney's Euro 'ho' wife

Sooo, not what she wanted for life

Thought he'd dead, she'd be rich

Sold your soul, babe, ain't life a bitch

Today On Earth

So much of life on Earth

Cares nothing about us

Our issues, our punk-ass gods

Be here long after us...

Storms: Francine, Yogi & Dark Plasma!!

Yogi pic-a-niked in Asia, no BooBoo

(It was actually, Yagi

Don't be so naggy:)

Francine's coming, NOLA, right at you

Our star w/ new, dark plasma swirl

Right at Earth, seems sun did hurl..

Auroras coming into northern USA

We're sitting in another cool, dry day

Summer muggies, long swept away

Drought deepens, surface; baked clay

Pacific Ring, usual quake scene

Plus Texass, mo' fracking, obscene

Sucking out ever last drop of oil

Burn it up, watch the Earth boil

Got a good view of sunset in west?

Venus is low, but brightness, the best

Gorgeous w/ moon, 2 night ago

🌒

Waxing, moon, cranking up the glow

In 'merica, guns shooing up our schools

Bad parenting, was exception, now rule

Weird hateful parents, weird hateful child

Give Jr a gun, let 'im go wild

Won't make fun, if you got a gun

Even if social skills, you got none!!

Kid & dad, should already be dead

Use their gun, bullet in each head

Unmarked grave, not in the news

Gun for crime, death you did choose

Got no need for all this slime

Got 8 billion & a troubled time

But, mo' guns we make & sell

One big shootout, create our own hell

Planet don't care what we do

Can be idyllic or give us the screw..

Today On Earth

Green seems like a warning..

Maybe..

It would make you turn that color?

Delightful Here... Less So Elsewhere!

Canadian High pressure, cool & dry

While out west, they're still set on fry

Typhoon hitting SE Asia in a big way

Washing lots of stuff & folks away

In the Gulf, Francine about to spin up

Houston to get another flooding whup

Shifting 'long Aussie/Pacific fault zone

In N. Cali, coming.. San Andreas atone

Still lots of shakes up The Geysers way

Daily, li'l Pacific plate outta play

Sun still blasting, tweaking our air

Auroras glow, Earth it don't care..

Starliner home, after a safe trip

Still, no way I'd get on Boeing starship

Rumor; dooney's prepping for debate

Chance he'll remember, it ain't great

Will whine & spew same old lies

Fake news, witch hunt his disguise

First means it's true, 2nd, he's guilty

TDS* 'posers for Jesus' refuse to see

Cross 'merica it's denial & blame

Rest of the world, mostly the same

Daily survival's what most folks face

Sadly, at our current breeding pace

Warming, famine w/ a big erase

3024, will there be much human trace?

No iridium line, just a plastic strata

Absolutely no help, amazon data

No vans, no boxes, no useless crap

Just us, tumbling into extinction trap

More & more & more..

Today On Earth

Ain't no sashimi like this 'round here!!

Gotta go west!! Way west!

To the shaky side...

*TDS -TrumpDickSucker

Starliner vs MegaMillions..I Like Mega Odds Better

Sure, yea, Starliner made it back

Astronauts on ISS, still in the rack

And, Mega odds are extremely long

But, Boeing doors, attached so wrong!!

Be tough getting folks for next ride

Wonder..will fat dooney fit inside?

Still like every thug in the penitentiary

Screaming, I didn't do it, it won't me

But, like all the rest, he's guilty!!

Tuesday, another prosecutor gonna see

He'll be lying, insulting, rambling fool

Kamala will call him out, he'll drool

Course, drooling & farting is his gig

Under that crazy blonde wig

I didn't realize, he really does smell..

And, you don't have to get close to tell

Bad combo of BO, old, breath & gas

Reeks like a 4 day old bass..

7 quakes at or above mag. 5

Cali, Geysers coming alive

I've seen that geyser shoot into air

Perfect timing passing by there!!

Weak front coming thru today

Little chance any rain will play

Then back to cool & dry

Yet, out west, they still fry

Gulf is soaked w/ more to come

Still deny warming future, so dumb

50' space rock w/ flyby today

No worries, satellites in the way..

😂

Sun still w/ lots of spots

Minor auroras all we gots

Careful..team 'GOP' on the stump

JD don't even know how to 'fist bump'

Stupid, awkward, dare I say 'weird'?

And, scary man, 'should be feared'

If Dick Chaney says be filled w/ dread

He'd know, he'll shoot you in da head!

Today On Earth

If fungi can get along

Why can't we..

Oh yea, puny god fights

And, The New Hottest Summer Ever... Winner is: 2024!!

Blowing past all the warning signs

Seems Earth has set its own designs

With high levels of CO2

This is what Earth will do

Trap more heat & get hotter fast

Rising temps, a century will last

Plus, 57 million tons of plastic/year

Waaay more than lying doonie to fear

Course, those Ohio farmers voted for him

There chance of rain remains quite slim

But, if they look in a mirror, they'll see

The reason for warming, it tis thee

Cuz if you put doonie in presidency

You caused the problems, no place to flee

Like deniers all along Gulf coast

Of flooding rain they can boast

Our amazing weather just won't stop

For days, even 80 we can't top

Be nice if some rain came our way

But, little in forecast..even week away

Extreme the normal, we don't get

Over crowed Earth, turned most to shit

Catholics, muslims & the jews

Having kids that none can use

jesus, allah & jehovah; all no shows

So on the hate & fighting goes

Few good shakes, of local concern

As ever on western fires burn

Rich folks in Call, homes on the slide

Build on active Earth, get set to glide

Yet, what we refuse to see

The problem is you, problem is me

We're all in on it, all to blame

We sell short, Earth w/ long game

Just taking another spin..

Today On Earth

Sunset - nice!!

Gators On The Move... North!!

While humans may deny global warming

Plants & animals are northward swarming

Gators into N. Carolina, VA is next

No, they will not send an arrival text

But, at some point, a pretty safe bet

Gator gonna eat 'em a kid or a pet!!

Floriduuh mo-rons, flooding scene

Course, they say, 'we ain't ever seen'

Shakes today, Bolivia, Indonesia, PNG

19 volcanoes listed, setting lava free

Africa, Italy, Iceland, round the Ring

Rift or subduction, Earth doing its thing

More solar blasts headed our way

Asteroid, near earth sky display

Early September, feeling like October

Thinking, no warming, you ain't sober

Hurricane season nearing its peak

And, nothing..which is a little freak

Atlantic however, remains HOT

We gonna get another shot

Just not

Today On Earth

Ready for freezer

Then..

Add cream cheese

Wrap in bacon..

Party..that's what I'm thinkin'!!

100°+ For 100 Days... Nice Phoenix!!

Since well before summer began

Phoenix was hittin' 100°, again & again

Maybe not a great place for a city?

But, we do build where things are shitty

Entire west coast is cooking hot

Gulf coast stalled, gross like snot

Didn't become a storm w/ a name

No big wind, but rain is 'bout the same

Here, we sit in cool, dry Canadian air

You need some clothes on out there

Jews & ARabs show off loving gods

Hateful asswipes dumping mo' bods

dooney trump commits 'nother crime

Blames victims, he's the king of slime

Happy to disgrace Arlington cemetery

Calls vets loser..& draft dodger he be..

Still the TDS* losers bow & suck

Any truth or reality, quick to duck

Earth didn't duck a solar blast

Bit of surprise, radio blackout cast

Even bigger CME's off other side of sun

Star's spinning, to be our coming fun

Atlantic still quiet, dust & cool air

Is chillin' storm formation out there

Only quakes today, barely at 5

Up in Iceland, hot spot still alive

Cali prime real estate on the creep

Why's the learning curve so steep

Build in places we really should not

Flood plains, plate boundaries, hot spot

Most, trying to survive, day to day

But, Natural Selection always at play

Planet don't care, you better..

Today On Earth

Aubo

Doing fine

At 99

Bummed she couldn't go to

Flyin' Squirrel's game last night!!

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

'merica great??

W/ those sucker in it??

They and dooney

(rhymes w/ looney)

are the anchors 'round the neck

of 'merica..

But, they look good in pink

Seems..they'd suck lil vlady, too