Monday, September 30, 2024

October On & Off Earth

Rocktober 2024 - On & Off Earth


The clouds and gloom that have recently greeted our ride into the Fall season have amplified the shrinking of daylight. It seems like even more than 2+ minutes per day is lost when muted by clouds at sunrise and set. A September without a 90° day brought an abrupt end to our summer. October, always, at some point, requires sweaters or jackets. Let us hope we get to use our summer attire a few more times in this, usually, most delightful of months.


As all of our outdoor habits are altered by the reality of less daylight, the one advantage more darkness brings is extra time to take in the views off Earth. Venus has been the Evening Star since August but it is still back behind the sun and very low in the evening sky; that’s beginning to change. The brilliant planet, creeping higher into the sky all month, will be joined, low in the southwest, by a thin, waxing crescent moon on Saturday the 5th. Watch the moon move 12° each night, just left of Scorpio’s reddish heart, Antares (means: Mars rival) on the 7th. Binocs will help spot the star in the twilight; they are not needed to spot Venus! Clear skies will be!


No longer employed and needing to rise early, I don’t. I forget, many, for whatever reason, do get up before sunrise and may wonder about the morning stars as they get their days started out on Earth. I missed mentioning the close pairing of Mars and Jupiter back in August, sorry! The two have separated but Mars remains high in the eastern, pre-dawn sky, shifting about with Castor and Pollux, the twins of Gemini, and the little dog star, Procyon. All are of similar brightness, Mars being the reddish one. The movement of Mars will both explain why the Greeks called planets ‘wanderers’ and offer a class in planet vs. star movement for those out for early walks all fall and winter.


The Full Hunter’s Moon (another Super/King tide moon) will follow Saturn into the sky on October 17th. Jupiter will follow the moon across the sky a couple of hours later. The arc your eyes follow viewing the trio is the ecliptic, the plane of our solar system. We sit 38° above that plane here in central Virginia. The sun spends all of October in the giant constellation, Virgo.


For anyone putting off getting outside, October is the month to bust out of the indoor habit. Cool evenings, warm days, a constantly changing leaf paint party, fewer, slower bugs and snakes, new visitors to the bird feeders (bye-bye hummers..) and harvest and halloween decorations remind us to hope for treats but prepare for tricks.


Hurricane Helene’s recent historic Noachian devastation of the southeast, forecast long before it was even a tiny swirl in the Caribbean Sea, is another harsh reminder of our warming world and that it is still, very much, hurricane season. We continue to dodge the worst of Earth's largest storms but should remain vigilant, Earth doesn’t play favorites.


What could become an momentary diversion from the building election frenzy(and, hopefully, not the legendary harbinger of doom) is the very real potential for a comet, perhaps visible in the daytime in mid-October. Comet Tsuchinshan-ATLAS brightened rapidly in late September morning skies and after it slips past the Sun in early October will move into evening skies; closest to Earth on the 12th. I check spaceweather.com for daily updates but if it reaches its brightness potential, it will be a national news thing. Again, clear skies will be required to view this potential October treat.


Less than 20 quakes
Helene oozes east
Sun..maybe getting wild again
Today On Earth

Sunday, September 29, 2024

Voted For Bush & Trump, You Wanted Biblical.. You Got It!!

All the posers for jesus, votin' for trump
Denying warming, now who's the chump
Recent Gulf water has come to play
Washing lotta hillbilly homes way away
'Nother storm looking to form, Carib Sea
Seems our fossil fuel burning w/ a big fee
Won't fund FEMA, now want the fast aid
But, flood plain living, bad decision made
Hurricane season is far from done
W/ Helene's remains bringing mo' rain fun
The sun remains fairly quiet
SNL 50th, usual sarcasm riot
Comet gets brighter, still near the sun
Gearing up for an October run
Quake reminder in the Cali S. Bay
Here, big dog went too far, Today
On Earth
Crazy dog...

Somebody is happy..
The rain has stopped



Saturday, September 28, 2024

Insurance In Floriduuh... LOFL!! Not If, When!!

We know in Floriduuh who won't get hit
Big insurance, they don't cover shit
Have moved out of the sunshine state
Elsewhere, for flood ins., it's way too late
Especially if you're on the flood plain
But, that's on you, so don't complain
Cuz on Earth it ain't IF but WHEN
AND
If happened once, will happen again
Were so proud of living on the coast
Now, maybe not the wisest boast
And, that little stream flowing nearby
Will free it's banks & make you cry
Live in hills, downstream of a big dam
Big rain, need a plan for a quick scram
But, recent reminder, people w/o a clue
Heading to Floriduuh; storm? who knew
'Round plate edges, only minor shakes
Our spotty sun, taking a CME break
Comet continues early morning show
Nearing Earth, will brightness grow?
Speaking of glow, the sun is back
Unseen for a week, that was whack
At least, we are no mo' in drought
For most farmers, too late to help out
Another reminder, climate change is real
And, we should prepare for election steal
Cuz of stupid things TDS* say
Living in a world of lies, we all pay..
Today On Earth

Why I haven't gone far lately
That stick was 8" into the ground!

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker
Ohh, they would if asked..
Just like donnie'd suck lil vlady
Then screw Ukraine!!
And, Poland..and more..

Friday, September 27, 2024

Science Got Helene Right... Warming, Too!!

Ya gotta love those that pick & choose
Just what science they're gonna use
Support a cheater that don't drink booze
Go to internet for their vaccine views
(Me, I've voted & been re-vaccinated
just so, by sad dooney, I will be hated:)
But, science gets weather & climate right
Forecast on Helene was a pure delight
Called this with zero hint of any storm
But, it's kinda easy w/ a planet so warm
No big blasts coming from the sun
Comet, today, making its closest run
Lotta shifting along edges of plates
Edges of Pacific, rocks with big grates
But, the biggest waves, from Helene
More fools shocked at what they've seen
Those same fools voted for liar trump
Doesn't like warming, dumb as a stump
Infrastructure upgrades, he did none
His wall project, crap! will stop no one
'Fix' Obama-care, nothing was done
He did deny pandemic, killed a million!
Destroyed economy, here & worldwide
And, his stupidity is very hard to hide
Now, new member of NY indictment club
Seems Adams likes using Ankara hub
Now, he faces justice just like donnie
Both to jail..taking it up the hiney:)
Still no hint of a sun here
But, edge of Helen w/ little fear
Just rain, no wind but yet
Rule out twister, don't take that bet
Today On Earth

Path to nowhere grows!!
Free rain cleaning & settling!

WHAT....😱
jews & a-rabs still fighting!!
lil vlady, still a lil dick..

Thursday, September 26, 2024

Helene's Gonna Spank Ronnie!!

When the gov denies our Earth's reality
Major issues, Floriduuh gonna see
Monster storm surges, killer winds
Beaches that'll take decades for mends
Cuz global warming, a fake news hoax
Today, they'll discover, they're the jokes
Cuz Helene is slurping up the heat
And, SE deniers are gonna get beat
We seem so shocked as records fall
'We ain't ever seen nothin' like that y'all'
Well, tonight, dixie's gonna see
And, it is waaay too late to flee
🌍Elsewhere🌎
Solar spots will make for pretty skies
22 volcanoes, sulfur tears to local eyes
No big quakes, but a NW reminder alert
Seattle's way overdue for a big hurt
But, today, all will pale to Helene's wrath
Major destruction in a very wide path
Kinda like trump across the USA
Closer to self-destruction every day
🌪Maybe a visitor to mar a lago?🌪
Floriduuh..you thought Michael was bad
Post Helene, could be very, very sad..
We're already getting the swamp air here
Today On Earth

Shrooms say..
Bring it on!!


Wednesday, September 25, 2024

Helene Is The Scene!!

After waiting on storm, never a name
In the Carib, more of the waiting game
Helene is now named & growing fast
Soon w/ 75mph winds, hurricane past
Then slurping the heat out of the Gulf
Floriduuh's coast, soon to engulf
Pickled w/ folks..headed that way
Seemed unaware of the mess today?
Hoping my cousins get the hell out
Will Gov. admit..another warming rout
Sad dooney still harping on Oscar comment
Just a thin skinned punk that can't relent
Kimmel's comment, after dooney tweet
Was so perfect, was so sweet
Isn't it past your jail time?
Yep, for dooney & his scotus slime!
Thinks he's so tough, w/ insults flying
But, all stories stupid, all words..lying
Visited grocery store, at a loss what to do
He sure ain't like me, or not like you
Just a fake rich punk, don't pay his bills
Fake brags on himself, his only thrills
All as Earth spins & rages on
Soon Floriduuh capital, power be gone
Can't get Texass help, theirs is total crap
And, Floriduuh is in no insurance trap
Pay no taxes but want FEMA to step in
For any issues, course, blame on Biden
Least no big quakes, sun is semi-calm
Good morning view, comet, an eye balm
But, get out binocs or even a scope
Mid-October, for better looks.. we hope
What we know for certain..
As new 'GOP' hides behind curtain
dooney wins election, it'll be in a steal
And, Floriduuh.. Global Warming is real!
Today On Earth

thanks spaceweather.com
Alirez Fava
Iran Mountains Comet!!

Jews to hezbollah/Lebanon
Stop shooting rockets..
We'll stop blowing your idiots up
Same w/ hamas, you started it
We'll finish it...bitch!!

Tuesday, September 24, 2024

Comet Brightens, Helene Frightens... Well, Not Yet

Comet Tsuchinshan-ATLAS glows
In a scope, weeks away from shows
Here, it's damp, rain, stalled front
In the Carib, hurricane planes hunt
Forecast, still on, for major hurricane
Sure, Gov. deSatan w/ a Joe complain
Ronnie actually makes donnie look smart
But, both morons, w/ no signs of a heart
Usual boundary quakes, Indonesia, 6.0
In N. Argentina, only 5.0 but they know
Upper mid-west'll be in stormy funk
Rain, wind, maybe some tornado junk
Out west, they've got early season snow
Dixie still got that humid summer glow
My adventure into 'medicine' stalled out
CYA- drugs & surgery the basic route
Recent doctor visit, li'l info, lotta assume
Could'a as easily done 'exam' via zoom
3/4 moon near Jupiter this morning
Crescent near Mars, 'morrow's warning
Any Floriduuh readers, HEY hurricane
Will be like Rodanthe, easy to explain
Built retirement home on the beach..
Of new warming reality, you're in reach
Today On Earth

Path..slowly grows




Monday, September 23, 2024

Will A 'Helene'.. Finally Be Seen?

While we sit in gloom of a stalled front
In the Carib..storm potential on the hunt
If it happens, it'll happen super-quick
Gulf, kinda.. giant, hot water slick
We thought Helene would be last week
But, w/ no name, storm still a freak
'Quiet' sunspot w/ a sudden wild blast
Not direct Earth hit, just a graze past
Chilean Andes w/ today's quake scene
Elsewhere, locals, keep readiness..keen
Moon, waning on to 3/4 w/ winter stars
Pre-dawn tomorrow 'tween Jupiter & Mars
Comet visible from south & space station
Mid-October perhaps in northern location
NC 'rats' fleeing sinking Robinson ship
Douche trump, 'great guy' another dip..
Posers for jesus women  A-ok w/ trump
Soon in hell, w/ the devil up their rump:)
Gun slaughter continues across the USA
"Can't take my 2nd 'mendment away"
If gun save lives, why are we so unsafe
Why do schools prepare for daily strafe
Why will another 100 die today?
TODAY!!!
From a bullet, another 100, blown away
Parents whine about kids & fentanyl
Why are your kids on drugs at all?
Worldwide, little parental responsibility
So, little hope for change do we see
But, Earth has changes coming
And, all 8 billion, we go' be bummin
Tornadoes trashed deniers in Indiana
Helene, Floriduuh, there goes the cabana
Today On Earth

Shrooms happy to do their part
Eat the dead stuff..
Share the nutrients..

Hezbollah..switched to pagers
So clever..til they blew up
That is soooo funny
No warning from allah..??
Where is allah..??
Like jehovah..up your ass!!




Sunday, September 22, 2024

It's Autumn! Will America Fall?? Dukes W/ 70!!

JMU Dukes scored 70 in Chapel Hill
Even if hoops, would'a been a thrill
But it was football & that is a lot
Gave up 50, that ain't too hot..
Our solar view crossed equator this morning
So, Fall, but soon mo' hurricane warning
Now, idea in Carib, into Gulf, may explode
Somewhere in dixie, like flush of a commode
TDS* deniers will get asses smacked again
Warming is real & few TDS* are thin...lol!
Andean Argentina, mag. 6.0 shake today
East side of Pacific w/ autumn's big sways
No solar blasts but equinox is aurora time
East coast w/ super moon big tidal slime
Speaking of slime, liars, dooney & JD
If they steal election..it's the last we'll see
Dick-tator wanna-be will declare he's king
American democracy, no longer a thing
Government'll shut down, services gone
Only question, how long lights'll stay on
If clueless moron was bad first go round
From a 2nd term, be no way to rebound
Think about that before you go to poll
Win for fascists, 'merica goes down the bowl
All as Earth downshifts in big heat mode
Coasts do way more than just erode
Drought or deluge & spreading famine
Earth, up 8 billion asses will be jammin'
Reality!!
Adapt, Migrate or Die
Don't follow the simple rules
Won't matter about phones in the schools
Phones won't work, be no way to charge
Future is coming, Earth loomin' large
Hope you're ready..
A vote for Kamala & Tim
Gives us a chance, however slim
Today On Earth

All the fungus needs is
Lil water and dead stuff
Be even more of that around
...soon!
Don't let it be you!!

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker
They'd deny it (like everything else)
But, quickly drop to their knees
looney dooney to please

Saturday, September 21, 2024

Earth Wins... Again & Again

We build on sand, rip up the soil
Seemed shocked at the Earth recoil
Tornados twist, sea w/ monster waves
Millions $ keeping mutants outta graves
Natural Selection continues to work
As greenhouse reality set on 'beserk'
Quake issues are minimal today
As another Rodanthe house goes away
Sand castle example, seems easy to see
Build on the beach, waves gonna run free
Sun, as usual, remains covered in spots
Good news for Earth, no big CME shots
Speaking of shots, Hezbollah beware
Seems jews can hit you most anywhere
In other racist hate, dooney trump campaign
Fat, white losers need someone to blame
Now Haitians & blacks even the Congolese
Posers for jesus w/ hypocrisy disease
Ancestors kicked from Europe...cuz crazy!
No shock, ancient hate & beliefs.. still see
Our problem, 8 billion & Earth a new stage
All our CO2 has atmosphere set on RAGE!
'GOP' focus on stealing women's rights
As ice melts & sea level to new heights
Just when you think
Tides won't get higher, they do in blink
Today On Earth
🍹


Friday, September 20, 2024

Black Nazi? Low Stress Trump? Jumbo Shrimp? Oxymorons Abound!

NC: 'black nazi' running for governor
Lyin' trump w/ the lower stress cure?
Lt. Gov. Robinson, views do say nazi
No surprise, hours of porn he'd go see
Now, poser for jesus, deep in hypocrisy
Deep in denial, trump crazy, former GOP
Euro'Ho Melania, proudly showed her tits
Sold her soul, now her life is in the shits
Does she keep cash from any book sales?
Or given to keep felon hubby out of jails?
Shows the sadness rampant in the USA
That prez race is close in any way...
Every little greedy hand stuck in the pie
Won't accept any blame, give sharing a try
Billions planning that death will be great
Seems their gods are ok w/ evil & hate?
Still funny, hezbollah so sneaky w/ pager
Killer jews w/ the booms as an upstager
😂
All back to trump, Iran off sanction hook
Gave Afghanistan to Taliban, w/o a look
He's right, w/ him, been no Ukraine war
He'd have let lil vlady in the eastern door
Poland & Baltics be stuck in Rusky again
NATO members states, numbers be thin
Speaking of thin, (not USA) quakes today
Not many rocks movin' which a'way
Comet gradually coming into view
Acorns dropping, way more than a few
Shrooms still popping, lovin' rain
Leaf fall pause, rain; that'll explain..
Nice to see the sun, again..
Today On Earth

Fungus be among us
Yes, that would include dooney T

Military Intelligence...
LOFL...



Thursday, September 19, 2024

2 1/2" Of Slow Rain..Thanks, Earth

While we got slow, much needed rain
Elsewhere, humans, much to complain
Europe got floods & fires, too
Hawai'i w/ lava oozing on through
Lebanon, pagers set up to blow
Avoid jew detection, it won't so
Thought they were clever, were not!
Allah's protection, don't seem so hot
Lyin' dooney, says, he connects the dots
Evidence is clear, on his brain rots
Out on a walk, just laying right there
Copperhead, as if on a big dare
We had a discussion, very short chat
Now his triangle head is looking so flat
Stay off the trails & well out of sight
Then we won't be having a stick fight
20 volcanoes, mostly, the usual list
Another solar blast, Earth won't be missed
Warnings for pending storm in the Sea
Start in Carib, into Gulf to run free
Time will tell, as it always does..
Today On Earth

You or me, bitch
I chose me!!


Wednesday, September 18, 2024

No Name Gloom Lingers..

With 1 3/4" already in the gauge
You'd think, we'd turned drought page
But, creek is barely back into the flow
Side streams, they're still a no show
But, the forest does look more alive
After another gasp, dogwoods survive
No mention of a Texass quake
Did it happen or just a fake?
What is fake, everything JD says
But, dooney proved..lying pays
Racist haters will use any excuse
To turn their christian 'love' loose
Posers for Jesus riding hypocrisy train
Judge w/ vengeance, quick to complain
On their knees to suck trump's stubby dick
They are the problem, they are the sick
Earth still don't care, locked in w/ rain
Puny humans remain Earth's real bane
Planet will remain long after we're gone
Much will survive, just evolving on..
Jews & ARabs keep waging endless war
In a real world, no idea what it's for
Imaginary jehovah battles imaginary allah
As imaginary jesus crowd, quick to holler
Promised land? there is no such thing!
Ancient superstitions w/ very hollow ring
Just a reason for man control & hate
Women back in charge, that'd be great
Men talk of rights, but do wrongs
Craving power, singing same songs
Gibbous🌔now..
Some saw auroras & Full moon
We have weather for a happy loon
Solar storm has slowed for a bit
Cycle peak, we haven't seen it..
Phone & watch update...then WTF?
Figure out what's 'new'.. good luck
Time for wander out into the wet
We'll see what's up w/ large brown pet
Today On Earth

Dog will sample most any water
It is in HIS yard..

Tuesday, September 17, 2024

No Name Rain..JD's Serving Curried Cat.. Harvest Moon!!

Hillbilly JD should check own house out
Cuz he's the one w/ immigrants all about
And, neighbors, keep your cat in eye shot
Or could be in Vance's own curry pot
He admitted pet story was 'created'
dooney, why shoot me? cuz you're hated!
Cuz you're a traitor & lil vlady's whore
W/ Euro'ho wife, never seen no more
Seems.. don jr. got a cocaine lisp
We knew his brain won't too crisp
Or maybe that's it, it is coke fried
Happy to look stupid, when should hide
Power is back on here, good job REC
Now just how much rain we gonna see
Texass got issues, all oily & self made
Cuz exxon frackers gotta get paid
But, panhandle in a shaky way
At mag 5.1, biggest quake on Earth today
Houston..
Bad driver hits gasline, fire plume we see
Sure.. a woman can't get prenatal care
🚼
Too bad no poser for jesus w/ help there
Texass, not a safe place to be
Cops let school shooters just roam free
"I ain't goin' in there, I might get shot"
🔫
Yea..guns save lives.. in Texass; NOT!
🌕
Harvest moon, Super & an eclipse
Well, shadow, it barely clips
We will not see a thing here
Sky will be very far from clear
Auroras seen into mid-latitudes
Even as bright moon intrudes
Hurricane winds, feet of rain
Yet, storm gets no name...insane!
Yes, it is out there
Today On Earth

Shrooms..be loving this rain

Blondie..Rapture
what a classic!!
Fab 5 Freddie...




Monday, September 16, 2024

Helene?? Canadian Quake.. You Know... Earth!!

Mag. 6.5 off Canada's west coast
Seems, no tsunamis will they host
Well, USGS tsunami site won't load
Philippine plate..about to explode?
Not w/ quakes but Ghina's military
Billion+, think it's fine to be punk bully
Too bad can't get the peasants to breed
Cuz more slave labor they seem to need
Plenty of Asians to be had
BUT
Food/water/air issues all looking bad
TDS* capital invader, wife on disability
Sucking off public teat, irony he don't see
Still believing tripe he hears on the fox
Like the other traitors, put 'em in a box
Sun continues sending blasts our way
As our planet gets hotter by the day
We bitch & complain, lie & deny
Still won't look ourselves in the eye
🌧🌪🌧
No eye yet, but Helene's about to form
Hoping she'll get our rain back to norm
Problem is, back to norm means flood
Another flood plain trailer, full of mud
All looking for government aid
None happy when taxes are paid
'merica on trump economic plan
Steal, overspend, bankruptcy, man!
Maybe we need to start a war
Buy more drugs from a'far
Braid some hair, get a new tatt
Stare at a phone, where reality's at
😱
Today On Earth

Lot of shrooms out there

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker
they so proud..
they sooooo stupid
bet they ain't making jesus proud



Sunday, September 15, 2024

Carolina Low, Hawai'i Flow, Aurora Glow!

Solar blasts have zapped Earth again
Gibbous moon, aurora views..thin
Hawai'i shakes tells me lava is movin'
Maui fire warnings, they weren't behoovin'
El Salvador is rather shook up today
Even France got a quake in play
Unsettled Low just off Carolina coast
Hopes it brings us a big rain toast
Cool & dry is nice but we need rain
If a wet week, none should complain
We all know, the national whiner will
Poor fat rich guy, won't pay a'one bill
Can't land at many airports for fuel
Cuz rip people off, dooney's #1 rule
He & JD, quite the conspiracy pair
Mix in crazy bimbo, she's ready to share
Wonder if dooney gets to just grab away
Wonder how much she makes him pay
We know his wife's no where to be found
But, stuck, cash & contractually bound
Here, sun & clouds, wind w/ trees asway
All & all not a bad mid September day
We should all get out...
Today On Earth

Little Miss Pouts-A-Lot
It's all rigged
Nope, just...
Your brain ain't too big

Saturday, September 14, 2024

Still With The October Feel..

While most of Earth continues to cook
Here, we roll w/ quite a different look
Still hanging w/ the cool & dry
Although, that may soon pass by
Low off Carolina coast stirs to a'spin
Rain chances becoming much less thin
Could even have damp week ahead
Will take lots to put our drought to bed
Creek is back to small pools again
Amphibians looking to hunker in
Leaf fall is picking up speed
Got no water, tree got no need
Philippine plate w/ shaky edges today
Solar blasts will have auroras at play
Delusional dooney riding the lie train
Conspiracy tales bring Ohio pain
Schools close, TDS* threats abound
If loser don is there, chaos is found
Out west fires still spread & rage
Miss. valley floods far from final stage
Across pond, Premier League is back
Manchester, City is under Bees attack
Haarland just evened it w/ goal #8
Football action, never long to wait
Well, US version, lot of standing about
Soon commercial, buy crap! they shout
Hey, I do need some green chili..
Today On Earth

Chinquapins are ripe!
Letting go!

*TDS - TrumpDickSuckers
They are tripe..
Not in the know..clueless
Believe most anything...
Hateful...

And it's now 2-1 City..
Haarland

Friday, September 13, 2024

1 Year Of WIFI!!! WOOOOOO!!

Even hunkered deep in the wood
I got WIFI & it is so fast & good
No more Verizon complaining
Cuz FireFly, the data keeps raining
Also raining, everywhere S & west
How high will Mississippi crest?
Malibu got all shook up yesterday
Fallon, 'wear crocs' shake goes away
😂
We have shifted to fog & cloudiness
Next week rain forecast, will it miss?
Or will Low form then go retrograde
Either way, weather folks.. get paid
Francine disbanded but still a mess
Sad dooney lost bad, still can't confess
TDS* cling on, believing the lame lies
Perhaps, reality just too much surprise
Would completely undo entire world
Even jesus scam'd come unfurled
W/o crutch of drugs, religion or hate
Would reality just be far too great
😱
Huge sunspot about to spin into view
Observe & hope..'bout all we can do!
Usual earthquakes along plate's boundary
Unlikely to make anyone need to flee
But, for a year
Photos..just appear
Still.. friends nearby
Still w/o WIFI
Soon, but not
Today On Earth

TDS* double down
On Stupid..

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker
They'd deny it
But, be quick to try it..


Thursday, September 12, 2024

One LA Drowns, The Other Burns, Memes Flying

As delusional dooney rants about 'win'
Other GOP comments, seem rather thin
Cuz they all know, it was an ass kickin'
Seems, his lame lies, no longer stickin' 
SoCali LA sure knows warming is real
Bayou LA has a much wetter feel
Out west it's heat & fires that rage
Cajuns floating into the Francine stage
Sun has just hurled CMEs Earth's way
Radio issues but auroras may sway
PNG w/ mag. 6.3 quake slip today
Want big volcano action, it's Sangay
Or visit Guatemala: Santa Maria, Fuego
Still baby quakes around Puerto Rico
All as the dems dance about w/ glee
Coming landslide, beginning to see
Still, lot of stupid out in the USA
But, we gotta hope dooney goes away
Traitors already in jail, leader; gets shot
Take any responsibility, he will not
Sociopathy on full blown display
As TDS* fling conspiracies away
"Biden is dead, pets getting eaten
Voter fraud if dooney gets beaten"
But, fact check him, no use tryin'
If his lips are movin', he's lyin'!!
Today (and every other) On Earth

Didn't know this was legal
Glad it is!!

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker
You're a moron!!


Wednesday, September 11, 2024

Toss Out The Bait, Not Long To Wait!

Toss him the bait, off on a rant..
Crowd size tirade, resist, he can't
Last night, dooney showed his stupidity
Course, blaming moderators & ABC
Kamala tossed him any old classic crumb
He went off script, off the rails, so dumb
And, just like in debate against Joe
Had no answers at all, no plans to show
Then claimed, when he had told the truth
It was sarcasm, but..not if you need proof
Sarcasm is understood when it is said
Not days later, when reality you dread
YOU LOST YA FAT MO-RON
You admitted it, just move on!!
Good news, ya gonna lose again
And, by a much bigger margin
Another big GOP loser today
More Gulf coast getting washed away
Another excuse to jack gas prices up
Claim, weren't ready, was so abrupt
But, if ya voted for dooney & bush
Welcome to your next storm push
World is warming & quite rapidly
Stick a toe in the Gulf water to see!
W/ more lining up in the Atlantic
Who's next w/ slow to get it panic
Hopes: Mar-a-lago is washed away
Cuz
W/ debate & abortion, floriduuh in play
While Gulf prepares for the worst
Here, lovely but life w/ major thirst
Quake issues, Pakistan, Texass fracking
Hispaniola, ground also cracking
Haitian invasion has landed here
dooney claims, pets seem to disappear
Said he saw it on TV, believes it all
David Muir, w/ reality, dooney, a bawl
SpaceX, gonna open door & get out
Will door re-close, remains their doubt
Whew, dooney continues his loser trend
In Nov. off to jail we send
Our pathetic national disgrace
Russian traitor, w/ fake orange face
And, after TayTay endorsement
Kamala, to the White House sent
Today On Earth

Got lunch plans..
Here kitty-kitty
Now we know what in dooney's
'chicken nuggets'