Johnnie McGuire's take on the pledge
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I pledge allegiance to donnie the chump
That he'll put his lil stubby up my rump
I make the Seals so proud
Every time I speak out loud
Seems my pinhead's just a cancerous lump
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Shows that GOP will vote for anyone
Quick to scream about rights to a gun
But, women's rights, they'll allow none
And, seem ok w/ democracy on the run
After all, Rep. McGuire in DC on Jan 6
With all the other GOP limp dicks
Can't think of a better reason
To have that Seal shot for treason!!
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What should be #1 in the news
'Earth continues to tighten the screws'
Every storm, bigger than the last
Taking longer to move on past
Every beach w/ our plastic trash
Millions, all w/ some kind of rash
In 'merica, millions grossly obese
Bucket of chicken, will not release
Kids refuse to go out & play
No way, will they put a phone away
All as CO2 levels rise ever higher
Like Dune, is to what we aspire??
No trees allowed to get very tall
Need the pulp, cut 'em all
Outlaw contraception, jesus poser crew
Outbreed others, bible tells them to
Course, just written by & for men
To rein power of women in
3K+ years, has not worked well
Mostly created our own Earthly hell
Middle eastern forests..so long gone
So, allah's posers, invade on
'Ruined our home, coming for your's'
More idiot ragheads on our shore
We've got enough religious wackjobs
Happily sucking some deity's knob
As con men selling that jesus crap
Often springing the pedophile trap
Genesis, Exodus, Hypocritus..
Weak-ass jealous god making a fuss
Followers quick to judge, slow to forgive
No way!! on live & let live
WWJD?? Easy sell
Send 'em all to hell
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Rain is getting rolling here, again
Out west, another batch rollin' in
El Niño to La Niña, about to switch
Either way, for humans, a bitch
Seems round 2 of trump v Biden
Me, got a tire bunker for hidin'
Today On Earth
Looks lovely.. quite gay
But, it's Floriduuuh
So, that you can't say
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