Friday, March 8, 2024

Joe Tells It Like It Is... GOP Bitches

President Joe, dosed GOP w/ reality
They know it.. just say they don't see
Matty & Margie, happy to suck donnie
Least, Lauren, no hand job we could see
Course, she's waaay too old for Matt
HS girls, we know, is where he's at
Like how worked his hair like Syndrome
That'll leave him sitting alone, at home
Joe repeatedly called out the posers
Tough listen for the democracy hosers
Cajuns whining about low mudbug count
Years of drilling & denial, continue to mount
Now the non-tax payers want mo' fed cash
Repeat insanity, good for TDS* bayou trash
1 state west, fires started by Texass grid
Amazing they admitted what they did
😱
Hail in LA, but no ice on Great Lakes
As another victim our world warming takes
Poor losers out fishing in the ice
Rather drink in shack, than at home, nice!
Animals showing up in places long unseen
Obvious changes on world getting green
In a few places, mostly brown & dry
But, family planning, morons won't try
Gaza; send food for my pack of kids
Prayer to allah & you're living on the skids
OR
Keep your god to yourself
Bout as real as elf on a shelf
If allah flies out your ass
Then we'll know, shit will pass..
Today On Earth

Even a dog understands
Consequences
Don't wanna be tied up
Stay home!!
He figured it out..

Shoot a crook if they use a gun
Catapult an illegal into the sun
Be less crime, fewer crossings
Feed the sharks w/ ocean tossings
If prez has immunity
donnie, again, should never see

Hang some 1/6/21 traitors
In Floriduuh, feed 'em to gators
*TDS - TrumpDickSucker trash


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