Jimmy the Kimmel's Oscar comment
Seems like it would've gotten don bent
But, he got mentioned so thought, great
For his own Tshirt, he can't wait
If there was justice, he'd be in jail
So far, justice has failed to prevail
In other whining denier news
Oprah, w/ her fat, 'not my fault' views
Held an obesity special, 'it's not you'!
So, just stuff it in your face & chew
But, if you're fat, it is your fault!!
Just sit & eat, then the fat won't halt
Here's what chubby oprah won't confess
You just.. gotta do more & eat less
Stuff less food in your fat face
Take a walk w/ a little pace
Morning weigh in to be aware
Pounds come off, I swear
Is it hard to have to eat less?
For awhile, it sucks, I'll confess
But, I lost 30 pounds, most still gone
Or keep the excuses coming on
One thing does seem the same
Oprah remains the queen of blame
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Today is the last day of winter
But, Spring will be slow to enter
Entire country is in the cool
Earth reminder, change the only rule
Pakistan got li'l shaky today
Guessing to allah, they'll hope & pray
Then beg for aid, allah w/ none
Real issue, w/ humans they're overrun
93 million miles away, on the sun
Monster sunspots gearing for fun
Barely even turned our way
Already taking radios out of play
Gibbous moon will light things tonite
Late walk, bundle up tight
Today On Earth
Service Berry
According to iNaturalist
I believe them!!
Really donnie..
It is past your jail time!!
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