Blizzard up north, in south; tornadoes
Cali flooding & quake, on the show goes
Seems like forecast's been the same
For awhile..Earth locked into the game
Here, we still bask in the warm glow
As southern air tells winter to go
But, that all ends later this week
After Wednesday's rain raises the creek
And, back to coolness, but no snow
Here, anyway, long forecast; a no show
Local asswipe hunters dogs running free
While they sit in trucks drinking whiskey
Last prez made being douche A-OK
Idiots think in your face is only way
Can't think so wave gun & scream
Sadly, for many, that's 'merican dream
60 Minutes...being fat's not your fault
And, science..catastrophes will not halt
Even talking to guy wrote population book
Smaller families, not even given a look
If fat is genetic, seems rather easy fix
Yo fatties, don't have kids.. stupid pricks
Talked to obese bitch, 5 kids, betting fat
Gimme a pill, sadly that's where we're at
But reality.. calories in, calories out
Do more, eat less...awww, the fatties pout
Fat oprah made obesity a fashion trend
Not to worry, shortly Earth w/ a mend
Cuz, need 5 Earths to support human mob
As from planet greed continues to rob
Building guns & bombs, fewer schools
Drill & mine on, ignore Earth rules
But, shit'll keep hitting the fan
By 2123, will there be one human
Only way, cut pop to a billion or 2
And, give world's religions the screw
Cuz ain't no future or hope
Coming from an ayatollah or pope
Today On Earth
Doing my part to help
Global Warming:)
Fire!!
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