OMFG!
National emergency!
National emergency!
Up in ol' DeeCee
Need Russians to pee
Maybe stop moron spree
Or go put white ball on tee
Then the rest of us will be
OK!
At dinner last night,
Sure didn't seem like emergency
Only in White House, fright!
Maybe I'd tweet denials
If I was worried of pending trials
Jefferson said,
government that governs least
governs best
Another wise quote:
Better to be silent and thought a fool
Than open your mouth or tweet
And remove all doubt
Today, moron that tweets less
would certainly tweet best
And, spare us all
Like daChump moods
Big shift here in weather attitudes
Yesterday; golf: cloudy and warm
Today rain and sleet, winter norm
May clear late but rain soon back
For Sunday, most of week, no slack
2018 rain trend rolls along
Stay in and nap, listen to song
Or bundle up and get on out
Not that bad, no emergency, no doubt!
Lot of quakes today in Aleutian chain
Indonesia, Japan, Kurils rocking again
Northern mid-Atlantic ridge shook
5.3 magnitude that likely took
Some fish by surprise, but no big wave
Hmmm, pinpoint tsunami could be a save
Roll up the Bay, Potomac quiet as a mouse
Then rise up and wash away White House:)
Not like we'd notice, few would care
World would get better without mo-ron there
Cause the less the slime do in ole DeeCee
The better it is for you and me!
Govern less, spare us all
Waste time and money on stupid wall
We need some folks that will actually work
Unlike entitled, fat, lazy, American jerks
"Just give my pills, disability checks"
I'm so clever, I can drive and text"
My short trip yesterday told me they can't
But, I need a break from today's rant
Rain has stopped, time to walk
Give yourself a break, try facebalk!
Or call someone, have a nice talk
But, hands-free if in a car
Better with drink in bar!!🍻
Could take you far
Today On Earth
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