Melissa, Turkey Quake, donnie: Stupid In Asia

Our 'prez'..so stupid when he speaks

Backed by excuses from all his geeks

Then the dancing..or..weak fist thrust

Makes Elaine's moves..less of a bust

Then beggin' li'l Kim to give a call

2 BFF's..maybe going to the mall??

Dementia? mini-stroke? never was smart

At home, final collapse..about to start

Government still closed, handouts done

Mikey's lame House still on the run

Epstein's 'girls' continue to speak out

That donnie was in on it, zero doubt

Not that he could recruit & groom

Just waited 'til Jeff sent 'em to his room

💩 🛏 😈

'Least..he's bought his last Euro whore

Surprised she's even seen any more

Meanwhile

Earth continues w/ heat exchange

Jamaica, Cuba in for big re-arrange

W/ Caribbean Sea like a big hot tub

Melissa just a way to do big heat scrub

As islands hunker for wind blow down

Turks were greeted w/ rumbling sound

6.0 quake will getcha outta bed

Likely, rubble fallin' on a head..

Or two

Earth, whatcha gonna do??

Here, it's leaves all a'flutter

Sadly, still no rain in a gutter

Minor solar burst could light skies

But, auroras only for northern eyes

Just now, 6.4 quake in Banda Sea

Not quite enough for a tsunami..

But, there is good news

Today On Earth

It's National Chocolate Day

Eat it if ya got it...

Course ya got it:)

donnie

if ya dance like that..

do you really need a ballroom??

Nobody in the GOP got any balls..