Wednesday, October 1, 2025

Heggsy To Generals: Try Makeup & Gel!!

Claim they hate drag, cake makeup on
Any sense of military decorum, gone
Generals do not laugh or applaud
Poor petey & donnie, it was so hard
Lord of War, petey acted so-so bad
Big message, just came off as sad
Talked fitness, then donnie waddled out
Rambled nonsense, dementia, zero doubt
Round the world, like Rodney, no respect
Ghina invading Taiwan, soon, I expect..
Lil vlady will continue into Ukraine
Playing our prez again & again & again
Jews gonna do what ever they want
Iran airstrike or another Gaze jaunt
All know our thin skinned prez a joke
'War' dept. head, whiskey or a toke??
Kimmel & Colbert traded off shows
Still riding stand up to poser prez glows
🌎
Round the planet, houses falling down
In Philippines next Earthquake round
In Outer Banks it's Imelda's big surf
Building on sand..ain't like on turf..
Solar wind coming hard, heavy & fast
In hi-lats colorful skies gonna last
Here in Piedmont, clouds have passed
Rocktober forecast, shadows cast
Drought will be ongoing..
Hope no dumbass get a fire glowing
Siberian snow-cover expanding
Sunlight reflection, cold commanding
Will Arctic chill, then, come our way
Seems.. what weather folk say..
Minor tweak, Earth still warming
That's what should be alarming..
Today On Earth

The trump mushrooms are poppin'
Short, stubby li'l dicks
Just like Stormy reported..

Careful on those stairs donnie
Although..
Be some fun..
Seeeeya fall on your hiney

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