Another Pagan Party Pilfered!!

Posers for jesus rave about their big day

I'm confused, it's pagan in every way

Named for Eostre, goddess of fertility..

After 1st post equinox Full moon ya see

Celebrate w/ hiding eggs & a bunny

Like most things christian, about the money

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Mention it traces back to pagan days

Posers for jesus don't think it's funny!!

Big quake in Aleutians but no waves

In Himalayan Stans, rock movin' raves

Sun has turned its spot zone away

Seems this time, Earth won't have to pay

Comet low in west, w/ Jupiter near

Need binocs, good view & skies: clear

Man City v Arsenal, big game today

Who in Premier league will lead the way

Bayern & Man U, both quite a bore

Lot of standing, passing, but no score

NCAA moving over to TBS

About the money, I'll miss that mess

Got a gambling issue, when alone?

Got a gambling app on your phone

Placing bets every day?

Just watch your life & money go away!

Clouds here have blocked the sun..

Least temps on an upward run

Today On Earth

Life is lovely

And, tenacious!!

Will be here long after we're gone!

Protect The Stupid... WHY??

Once again, can't step outside

From the beeping, no where to hide

Insurance & lawyers w/ the curse

Beep, backing, beep, I'm in reverse!!

Move a little gravel, taking hours

While he backs up, neighborhood cowers

He has no clue...and doesn't really care

TrumpVirus..infected most everywhere

'I'm rude, obnoxious, blame you & lie'

How long til Earth..just says bye-bye

Atlantic waters already 8 weeks ahead

Of usual temps, heat it just couldn't shed

El Niño's fading, hurricanes could be mo'

Have you got plans, place to go??

Every day, more coast washes away

Rich coast dwellers, want us to pay

'Build a wall, bring in more sand'

Fix mess we created they demand

Cajuns dumbasses built on delta mud

Sucked out water & oil, land w/ a thud

Still, senators deny climate change

But, more of our money, want to arrange

TDS* states pay very little tax

Government pay outs, want the max

'Least quake issues minor & local

Solar blast, Earth not quite the focal

Still minor blasts & radio disruption

Here, high haze w/ solar interruption

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Had a fox cruise thru the front yard

Glad big dog wasn't sniffing hard

Never saw the red rascal at all

He was laying, me sitting tall

Big dog does not like a fox or coyote

On the chase, thinking of their throat

He's a good boy

Today On Earth

Pines ready to leap higher!!

*TDS - TrumpDickSuckers

Believe most anything..

Like.. death better than life!!

But

Anybody seen jesus lately??

Any allah sightings??

Jehovah.. another no show!!

But, their evil 'believers' rant on

Isn't Dementia Donnie due a stroke??

Gotta have dreams!!

Kinda Springlike... Glennn Sucks Again..

Always whining or bragging about taxes

Gov. Glenn, tax paying pot stores, he axes

Seems you can buy all the guns you want

But, have to settle for an illegal joint

(oh, you can easily get illegal guns, too

Cuz in VA ain't no one watchin' you)

He's kinda like preacher w/ con man smile

Acts like it's great, but his message: bile

(maybe... vile)

Rain is gone for now, temps on the rise

Perhaps this really is winter's demise

Eclipse fever is all in the news

Just hoping for clear Austin views

Greece is today's big quake winner

In Israel, bennie remains the big sinner

Happy to kill to stay in power

Otherwise headed for a prison shower

Maybe meet donnie, share some lies

w/ both locked up fewer folks dies

Bennie, 'ok to be Hitler' if you're a jew

In our 'promised land' we get to screw

Or.. stick imaginary jehovah up your ass

See if misogynist bible comes to pass

Passover, Easter, RamAdam, latest con

Pagan spring festivals w/ women gone

Easter eggs & xmas trees

Pagan remnants that we sees

But, men in power, sex & greed

But, a little sperm's all women need

To produce life; men, just more chaos

Death worshipper in charge..a big loss

Sun spots still blasting, it's in charge

We better hope..blast ain't too large

Today On Earth

Water Cycle & Gravity

On full display!!

Shout out to CHEWY

You're the best!!

Or go to doggiestyle.co

NO M...not .com just .co

For more doggie fun!!

Wet Coasts.. Poor Glennn, No Win..:(

Glennn's dream of stadium legacy

For our lame-ass gov. not to be

Everyone but billionaire buds..NO!

No hand out to the rich, a low blow

W/ veto, back to screwing YoungKin

Simple gun changes, seem ultimate sin

Cuz every home needs a new AK

Case..need to blow neighbor kids away

We'll arm US but won't help Ukraine

Got killings everyday, might say insane

Doing the same, looking for a change

But, 100+ gun deaths/day, isn't strange?

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We've still got the gloom, but no rain

Along both coast, more water they gain

Italians, Afghans & in Peru

Ground shakes, hold on, all ya can do

Usual volcano scene, Iceland & Ring

Subduction heat leads to blasting

Sun's giant spot, has done a re-group

Appears at Earth, it will not poop

Eclipse frenzy is all in the news

Will donnie burn eyes, mo' direct views

Fat racist crowd still suck his knob

Might still be prez, if he'd did the job

But, did nothing close to being a leader

Let millions die, bleach suckin' tweeter

Stay safe out there, have some fun

JUST REMEMBER

Most everyone's got a gun!!

Today On Earth

HersheyDog Creek &

West Side Gully

ROLLIN'

Light Showers.. With Thunder??

The rain has been off & on

The thunder rolls thru & gone

Hump Day is gonna be wet

But, on the 'morrow we may not get

Much rain at all, will stay east

Adding to tidal river erosion feast

Onshore wind & a Full moon

Even higher coming soon!!

Several big quake, tsunami site, same

No reports, USGS pretty lame

Vanuatu, off Oregon & PNG

Brazilian Andes also a bit shaky

Here, 0.4" & thunder still

Also, a bit of a chill

Sunspot archipelago still blastin'

Monster group is long lastin'

Jews killin' ARabs, ARabs the jews

Ukraine, Lil vlady tightens the screws

Mikey Johnson deserves the blame

Won't let us help, major shame

M.T. Greene, send her to Moscow

W/ spineless J. Jordan...right now

GOP wants donnie as king

Then USA not great, will be nothing

Nothing but change, empires fall

W/ coming warming, human #'s small

W/ all those bodies what will we do?

And, gonna be way smelly, too

Still, religious wackos onward breed

Spreading hateful, inbred seed

All their li'l gods, all a no show

As worldwide, stupidity does grow

Anti-vaxers, science deniers

Still remain smart phone buyers

Like most, irony impaired

As more falsebook 'likes' are shared

Maybe a phone as a lifestyle

Makes the stock market smile

But, as reality, comes up way short

As a food source, cannot resort

Could use for good, not just pettiness

Fewer kids, clean up our mess

Or just spend more & excuse the fat

Cuz, usin' less, no money in that

Today On Earth

Patch seems to be taking..

Today's rain can only help

If we could just get

donnie, lil vlady & bennie

on one room

Then make it go

KA-BOOM

Lotta Earth issues solved

Lots will remain

But

Gotta start somewhere!!

Waaay Past donnie's Jail Time.. Lock Him Up!!

More whining & lies, more delay

Just lock donnie's fat lyin' ass away

So many indictments, hard to keep straight

donnie sure didn't make 'merica great

TrumpVirus has infected entire world

Dick-tators evil everywhere swirled

Lil vlady, slime-ass benny, lil kim

And, none looking any too slim

Disgusting fat people pop up on TV

So hard to look at all the obesity

Got diabetes, rashes, foot pain?

Lose 80 lbs, ya wouldn't complain

Look into a mirror, just see fat

Hate & blame is where you're at

Henrico disparity in test scores

Maybe 1/2 county's full of whores

And, sperm donors in & outta jail

No books at home, can't read, gonna fail

And, tax payers are feeding their kids

Don't we get say in breeding lids

Pols, wringing hands, who to blame

It's parents, asshole! always the same

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Earth still being mostly kind

No big quakes can I find

Sun & huge spots, a different story

Auroras bringing big sky glory

But, overzapping would not be good

Grid prepared...well, they should

If not, will be way too late

No power'd not be great

Coastal flooding, duh, Full Moon

Higher seas, coming..and soon

Or now, if we would admit

That we've turned the world to shit

Another system headed our way

Could be a rainy Wed & Thursday

Or it may mostly miss here

And, just bring skies far from clear

Spring seems to be tryin'

But, March hanging on like a lion..

Today On Earth

How have I not seen this tree bench?

It's 50' from my other sitting tree..??

It's so cute..

Tornadoes, Snow, Floods.. An April Column

Tornadoes down south, snow up north

Solar blast leads to auroras birth

Brazil dealing with monster floods

Here sun & wind drying the muds

Today On Earth

April 2024 - On & Off Earth

I occasionally wonder, where have the bugs been lurking that appear on the first warm day? Even in the midst of winter, if it gets warm, and it does here in the Old Dominion, there are bugs flitting about looking for a tasty human snack. Do they have their own weather app? If they are able to appear so quickly, where were they on the bitter cold day just yesterday? Seems risky to be so ready to venture out, suck some blood, breed, then die… But, there they are.

The lion/lamb interplay that seems to be closing down March will certainly offer happy insect hunting come April; bats and flycatchers hunting bugs, bugs hunting animals. There is a  positive side to the bug equation. Bugs are also seeking the sweet nectar tucked deep inside the blooming flowers bursting forth in April. That nectar lure, a strategic part of the plant’s life cycle is vitally important to us, as well. No bugs, bees or birds for pollination, no fruits, no veggies for a hungry human population.

A new gardening/growing zone map has just been released reflecting our new climate change reality; the southern zones marching ever northward. Does that mean the last frost dates are going to change? While trends are moving us in a warmer direction, Earth remains (human judgement) a fickle planet with an energized, extreme leaning, atmospheric bent; early tomato planters be wary and ever ready to protect young, delicate plants.

As I have previously, boldly forecast, every day, there will be weather. The weather watchers of early April have one main focus: clouds in the path of the eclipse. Millions already live in the path of the shadow, millions more will travel to see the wonder of daytime darkness. We will all be hoping for clear skies. I/we have no contingency plans, at this moment, for rapid migration to clearer air; our fingers remain crossed for bluebell skies in Texas. Earth truly in charge!

With clear skies, what will come into view as the moon blocks the sun on April 8th are the faint stars of Pisces. Jupiter will beam brightly off to the east, Venus, Mars, Saturn and perhaps Mercury, all now morning ‘stars’, just to the west. Eclipse watchers to be granted a rare glimpse at the daytime constellations and planets of Spring. I’m planning an On & Off Earth addendum in two weeks with my thoughts and hopefully some photos!!

The New moon will begin covering the sun in Louisa a little after 2pm that Monday. It will have covered about 85% of the sun at its peak at 3:19pm and be done at 4:30pm. IT WILL NEVER BE SAFE TO VIEW HERE WITHOUT ECLIPSE GLASSES!!

Beyond the Great American Eclipse frenzy, April will slide us deeper into the warmth and  greening and blooming and bugs of Spring. The sun moves from Pisces into Aries on the 20th. We remember and celebrate our planet on the 22nd for the 54th year with Earth Day. The Full Pink Moon shines down (it won’t be pink… maybe… just as it rises) on the 23rd. Jupiter, sinking lower in the west each day after sunset, gets one last visit from a crescent moon on the 10th.

As made all to real by a local, costly fire, thirsty plants, a hot sun and spring winds combine to remove any recent rain rapidly; the spring fire threat remains very real. NO BURNING UNTIL AFTER 4pm is the law all month and all fires require constant vigilance; mistakes can be tragic!

It is Spring and only change awaits us all. Joy and danger lurk in those changes, let’s hope we adapt to those changes as well as the insects looking to us for their next meal. Happy and safe eclipse watching!!

Randy Holladay

Oldrockguy@gmail.com

google sucks so bad as a word processor, designed by dweebs sending tweets..

you would think the icing side was always place up...but NO!! sometimes

Boreas, Quakes & Solar Blasts... Hang On!!

Boreas is back, god of the north wind

And, has got the trees in a big bend

Indo/Aussie & Pacific plates

Lots of quakes, big rock grates

Tsunami report off PNG

USGS site..won't let me see

If there were waves, they are gone

And certainly more sand movin' on

Massive sunspots blastin' our way

Could be auroras across the USA

Up in DC, woman w/ a leather face

Trying to bring USA more disgrace

M.T. Greene shouts & threats

But, any solutions, none we gets

Hard to believe M. Johnson grew a pair

Can get help from dems, he is aware

Send 'em to DC to do a job

In GOP, that's suck donnie's knob

14 years now of Affordable Care

GOP just don't want to share

Scream for jesus, but Golden Rule

Tough; racist hate & fear is your tool

Another reminder, daily now

To Earth we must all bow

Season says Spring, not feeling it

With this wind...cold as shit..

Today On Earth

Hershey Dog Creek is rollin'

A white water ride!!

New log for bridge repair

Went all Egyptian to move that

Rollin & slidin'

How 'Bout Those Dukes!!!! Rain!!

As rain started falling from the sky

JMU told the badgers: bye bye

Next got the blue devils in their sights

Who better play better than last night

Poor Wisconsin never knew what hit 'em

Headin' back north to snow on their gym

Here it was much needed rain

Ease any danger of more fire pain

Sun linking up, blasting distant flares

Could be concern, sunspots in pairs

Indonesia's only real quake issue today

Out west, up north, snow won't go away

Mobs of birds chowing in yard

Babies & rain, times semi-hard

I think posers in DC got deal done

Government shut down helps no one

Well, except li'l vlady & buddy don

donnie, patriot? that ship's long gone

He's a traitor & liar & crook

NY: his properties should be took!!

Remove family made up name

Give him more people to blame

Your problems, always your fault

donnie's sure aren't gonna halt!!

But, we're all cruising down Da Nile

Thinking earth, nice for awhile

Old records smashed everyday

More extreme coming our way

Like today, gonna be the wind

Least..no fire sparks to send

Today On Earth

Step 2 in bridge repair

Time to check out the creek..

More Fire News... Very Bad/Sad News

One idiot moron is all it takes

Start a fire..the world bakes

Local fire w/ a really bad burn

Twin Oaks hammocks, will not return

Fire burned entire work complex

'Least from housing, able to deflect

Clouds building, rain in the forecast

Will kill hotspots, won't undo the past

Speaking of deniers of reality

Seems 'rich' donnie has no money

Why a surprise, his world is a lie

Be nice to see his name go bye bye

Why won't his buddy Tiger offer aid

Both like to keep a porn queen paid

 Lawyer won't deny cash from lil vlady

Maybe donnie could move & caddy

Would vlady let him cheat & win

To then claim.. club champion

In russia, no real surprise

Potato..is the winner's prize

🥔

Huge sunspot groups zapping Earth

Off Japan, new ocean volcano birth

Big quake in Indonesia but, no wave

 Floriduuh flooding, Earth won't behave

Gov. ronnie, says Earth li'l too woke

Like his campaign, another major joke

Today, an example of why I dislike Spring

Hope for warmth, get the cold thing

What we forget is too true

Ain't nothing we can do..

Well, stop blowing up Earth for oil

And, not thinking about recoil..

Today On Earth

Lot of plants

Not many blooms

The ones around..are lovely

One Wild(fire) Day!! Back To Cool!!

We were warned: fire danger extreme

And, it became a nightmarish dream

East of me w/ a west wind blowing

So.. I saw no flames all a'glowing

Lot of evacuations, power cut

EMS, waaaay over cautious..but

Fire & wind & heat & bone dry

Safety first..they gotta try

Still waaay dry but cool & less wind

Fire danger, warnings they did rescend

🌋🌋🌋

22 volcano blowing & oozing

S. Africa, no water, years of bad choosing

Too many people, no one in charge

Water crisis, for years, looming large

Now taps really are dry

Blame & denial, the usual cry!

Ft. Lauderdale w/ Floriduuh stupidity

Raise our streets, no flooding we'll see

Whole city submerged by next century

Glass bottom boats, view city for free!!

Up north, still got snow rollin' thru

Earth getting wild w/ bonus CO2

Only 5-ish quakes, a local nuisance

Every direction, humans w/ little sense

Doing the same old thing

All about greed & easy bling

Earth reality will continue to rise

😱

Why do we show such surprise??

Today On Earth

The ubiquitous Quartz

Cool piece

Opalescence...

Vernal Equal Night..Not Quite

It's official, Spring here, in south Fall

And, temps spring-like, 1 day is all

Down south, dealing w/ summer heat

Monster sunspot, no big CME treat

Yet..

Crowded Pakistan, another big shake

Another donnie rant, it's all a 'fake'

Just crazy, everything he says, a lie

Yet

His racist maga 'haters' buy & buy

Warm & waaay dry w/ big wind

Any spark, big fire it'll send

Like..some cig smokin' pig w/ a toss

Where will be today's big loss??

Bugs are out, birds chowin' down

Raking the seed to the ground

Feathered monster piglets

...Today On Earth

Counted 20 'points'

Old deer...

Now that's gnarly!!

Jimmie To Donnie: Isn't It Past Your Jail Time???

Jimmy the Kimmel's Oscar comment

Seems like it would've gotten don bent

But, he got mentioned so thought, great

For his own Tshirt, he can't wait

If there was justice, he'd be in jail

So far, justice has failed to prevail

In other whining denier news

Oprah, w/ her fat, 'not my fault' views

Held an obesity special, 'it's not you'!

So, just stuff it in your face & chew

But, if you're fat, it is your fault!!

Just sit & eat, then the fat won't halt

Here's what chubby oprah won't confess

You just.. gotta do more & eat less

Stuff less food in your fat face

Take a walk w/ a little pace

Morning weigh in to be aware

Pounds come off, I swear

Is it hard to have to eat less?

For awhile, it sucks, I'll confess

But, I lost 30 pounds, most still gone

Or keep the excuses coming on

One thing does seem the same

Oprah remains the queen of blame

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Today is the last day of winter

But, Spring will be slow to enter

Entire country is in the cool

Earth reminder, change the only rule

Pakistan got li'l shaky today

Guessing to allah, they'll hope & pray

Then beg for aid, allah w/ none

Real issue, w/ humans they're overrun

93 million miles away, on the sun

Monster sunspots gearing for fun

Barely even turned our way

Already taking radios out of play

Gibbous moon will light things tonite

Late walk, bundle up tight

Today On Earth

Service Berry

According to iNaturalist

I believe them!!

Really donnie..

It is past your jail time!!

The Spring Chill??

As often seem to be the case

Earth is back in our face

36 hours away from Spring

And, we got a cooling thing

It won't last, the new Earth is hot

So, for a bit, enjoy the cool we got

The wet spell also seems done

And, we got blasts from the sun

Iceland has lava oozing out again

Mid-Atlantic ridge, for the win!!

Mix in a deep, mantle hot spot

'Tis why an island Icelanders have got

Few boundary quakes shaking locals up

That ground movement, always abrupt

Still lots of bombs causing quakes

Vlady, Benny & hamas, lying fakes

Here we got donnie, more & mo' senile

Mentally, tantrums of a 2 year old child

Making sounds, bing, bang boop

How low will his supporters stoop?

Great plan always 2 weeks away

So far, none have seen light of day

Court strategy, deny & delay

We need to make rapist traitor pay

Guilty as hell, lock him away

Today On Earth

Earth blooms on..

Unconcerned about us...

Luck Of The Irish?? Really??

Luck they say, I'm a bit confused

Perhaps the term's a bit abused

Been fighting for centuries over 'god'

Been overbreeding, not sparing rod

Killing each other, to pope or no

Put food source into only 1 potato

Economy again, on the downslide

From Irish drunks, often hard to hide

Guess my roots English so I don't get

This Irish luck thing, seem like bullshit!!

☘💩💩💩☘

But, not this periwinkle!!

A cloudy day, but kinda mild

And, another front, but not too wild

Meso-America w/ some shakes today

Monster sunspot, bout to turn our way

People still w/ mouths agape

About their tornado escape

Disbelief rules the day

jesus no answer, yet on they pray

New weather reality is here

Every day, new sign makes it clear

But, bout to get in my car & drive

Burn more oil, try to survive

Today On Earth

TDS* + Mobile 'Home' = Tornado Love!!

A TDS* living in a mobile home

Better have safe place to roam

Seems your vote was really a curse

Cuz donnie sure made warming worse

Sure, killed a million+ w/ his viral lies

Listen to the fox, reality..you despise

Got the racist hate, + Da Nile & blame

But, seems Earth don't play that game

Earth takes all that extra trapped energy

Year-round tornadoes, we're gonna see

Idiots in congress, quicky tikytoky ban

Aid to Ukraine..no way man!!

RFK jr & Rodgers, what a team

They'll both believe any scheme

Then we got a war crazy jew

benny nut-job-yahoo

Pissing everybody off, happily

W/ war, no jail time he'll see

Same as donnie's run decision

Just a way to delay reality of prison

Cuz both are lying criminals

But, got a world that's over full

Of slime

Closing in on judgement time

Not a god, it's planet Earth

Not aware of any human worth

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🌞

Solar protons raining down on us

Some auroras & radio muss

1/4 moon occurs today

Means eclipse is 3 phases away!!

Is MO quake a New Madrid heads up?

Big ole quake..would be abrupt

But, humans unprepared, mostly

If not on their phone..just don't see

Time for me

To have a look see

Out in the forest

Today On Earth

Moss likes a li'l rain!!

*TDS -TrumpDickSucker

likely

a poser for jesus, too

Soooo easy to con!!

Presidential Immunity??? Well... OK!! Beware The Ides...

If a prez has total immunity

This is what we need to see

(or not see..)

donnie scooped up, disappears

Alito having drawn & quartered fears

(he's a medieval kinda guy)

Clarence & piggy wife, outta here

Brettt, drowned.. of course..in beer

Amy raped w/ a crucifix..for jesus

Me thinks she'd really like the rush

But, if that all sounds totally insane

To court & GOP, a democracy explain

Prez is accountable, just like everyone

'Less you got money..or a gun??

Then in 'merica, buy what you need

Or like donnie, steal & con w/ greed

💰💰🔫🔫💣💣

In actual reality, out on Earth

Our world warming has given birth

To more tornadoes in lands of denial

Today, putting denial dixie back on trial

Big slippage on Mid-Atlantic ridge

Maybe lava, but forming no land bridge

Also, Japan & El Salvador

Subduction making it shake some more

Sun semi-quiet, Moon/Jupiter THE show

But, today, the clouds do grow

Or just move in ahead of a front

Here, if a shower, will be a runt

Late winter going out like spring

Seems, a big shift in season thing

But, no surprise w/ really late frost

And, summer plantings are all lost

Wild & extreme are the new norm

Cuz dumbass human, no oil reform

Pro-active change, we will not

So..reactive Earth..gonna get very hot

Maybe not

Today On Earth

But, today is a good warning!!

You gotta look hard..

To spot Jupiter

Are Beanie Benny & li'l vlady

Really that different??

Both happy to kill & lie & blame

So..don't complain

Cuz, donnie wants to be just like them!!

Moon To Jupiter.. I'm Movin' On!!

After a lovely pairing last night

Moon is on to a greater height

W/ it near 80 & skies cloud free

Get out & see what you can see

What Coloradans ought to know

March is the big month for snow

But, CO drivers, seems are still bad

In any bad weather that is had

Even in a summer rain

CO drivers are a pain

Speaking of other reality news

On the Plains, tornado views

Volcanoes, usual, all 'round the Ring

Earth is just doing it's thing

Montenegro's all shook up today

Just a plate boundary, slip & sway

Sun spotty but big blasts...not

So low aurora chance we got

But, here, today got HOT

At 80, another shot..

Today On Earth

Damn Lovely!!