Cooler, drier air is now in place
Much less wind, in your face
Texass could see tornadoes today
Unless they can pray them away
Wouldn't that be type of abortion?
No, no, no, poser christian contortion
EyeRan w/ good lil' shake today
Earth don't care to whom you pray
Sun still spotty but little less wild
Way north auroras, more likely mild
Local TDS* already got the guns out
Praise lord, pass ammo, their shout
Cuz we ain't safe til we all got a gun
Then teachers w/ some classroom fun
Shut your mouth, sit your ass down
Happy to pop that idiot class clown
Mommy comes in, we'll shoot her, too
Cuz in 'merica, shootin's what we do
Thought NRA was into gun safety
Really bad job at that, easy to see
"Kill 'em all, let god sort 'em out"
That's the inbred loser shout
But, w/ all the hatred TDS* yell
If they're right, all headed to hell
Today On Earth
Pig damage...
But, it is boar season...
*TDS - TrumpDickSucker
Beware...
They every where
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