It's A Big One!!

We got the rain, ice & snow

We got a lotta raging tornado

A tornado outbreak in December

Not that I can really remember

Well, maybe there was last year

Still we don't think warming's here

But, it is, right here, right now

And, it's packing quite the pow!!

All storms need energy to go

We have added CO2 to help it stow

Extra solar radiation, can't get out

So..it's kicking our ass! No doubt!!

Still half of congress living in a lie

Litigate pet peeves, they gonna try

Ronnie deSatan, wants to sue: a vaccine?

Might be stupidest he's ever been

I'm gonna bet there's worse to come

Cuz let's face it, he's both evil & dumb

Big ole quake up the Aleutian way

And, Fuego is really blasting away

Solar flares knocking radios out

Yet, "donnie won" mo-rons still shout

But, actually heard on TV, a guy say

All blame should go the parent's way

Just a guy, tired of all the killing

And, to hear it said, was a'thrilling

Still no suggestion of easy solution

Of way to stop the breeding pollution

Free contraception, France's gonna try

As to Morocco, they waved bye bye

We all gonna change..or for certain

We humans..all gonna be hurtin'

Pope's solution, cut down on shoppin'

But, it's his fault, babies still dropping

Old guy in a robe, grossly obese

Contraception statement..he won't release

So, on the stupid continue to breed

Then whine..my babies I cannot feed

Well, don't have any more, dumbass

Today On Earth

Or just visit Malaysia

To see their limestone..