How can we miss you
If you won't go away
That bad boy Ian
Just wants to stay & play!!
And, so does the drizzle & the yuck
But, compared to Floriduuh, we're in luck
But hey, why believe a weather guy
When you bought the biggest lie
Ian was lined up w/ Floriduuh for days
Put a trailer on sand, now you pays
Deny global warming & a rising sea
Then really stupid, didn't flee
Deny Joe is prez, now want his aid
Floriduuh, deal w/ the devil was made
Elect ronnie deSatan to run the state
Now the Earth wins, checkmate!!
Here, we're ok, Ian ended a drought
..Mountain flood plain, safety in doubt
Big High up in Canada today
Will push remains of Ian back our way
So, more rain & rather cool
Still not Floriduuh, land of the fool
Big solar flares blasted off the sun
Putting Earth's atmosphere under the gun
Zapping radios, coloring the sky
Even bigger spot, may not pass Earth by
Philippine plate still getting the squeeze
A few other quakes, rock w/ un-sieze
Pressures build, but gonna let go
Resultant quake, is the Earth show
Least sun is back in sunshine state
But, hurricane prep, a little too late
Little poser Vlady, continues to steal
Ultimate goals, remaining un-real
So, create chaos is all he can do
All should suffer, eat potato, too
And a big aahhh, for M. T. Green
Enough of the bitch, hubby has seen
Divorcing that skank w/ leather face
Boy..those memories hard to erase
His worry, she'll get out her gun
Chase him down like a pig on the run
And, Hershel Walker, what can ya say
GOP putting stupid out on display
Lot of stupid in the South
See it every time they open a mouth
Soon deny Ian was a real hurricane
Caused by immigrants, they'll explain
Floriduuh could use some immigrant help
Whole state, big downgrade now on yelp
Today On Earth
Punk calf staring us down
Ran a brown dog out of his town
"out of my field!!"
Veal on the hoof!!
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