Make A Dog's Day Day!!

Give 'em a ruffle, a scratch & a ride

Hug that dog, rub 'em on the belly-side

Cuz they make your day everyday

We love 'em so.. mean what you say

A day set up to encourage adoption

So much better than buying fancy option

Like dumbasses having mo' stupid kids

So many mo-rons,  living on the skids

Get a dog they can't care for

Then let that dog produce more

Dump the poor things out on the street

Those people need to be beat..

Then neutered, cuz here's the thing

I don't wanna pay for their offspring

TDS* douche, 4 kids, 2 dogs in a trailer

Wife speaks up, he's gonna wail on her

Shoppin' at walmart, buying ghinese crap

Blaming others from his nasty yap

Not my fault he's too fat to see own dick

Doesn't need a dog, should get a stick

And, smack himself in the head

While he watches the fox in bed

Again, don't bring a dog into your life

If you're a TDS* likes to beat his wife

But, if you want to smooth life's ride

Plan..then get a good dog by your side

And, it's the day, To Make a Dog's day

Out of a cage & home to play

Today On Earth

BUT

Remember..

Look before you leap

A dog is for keeps

That bumper sticker kept

My sister and I from getting

A dog for our dad

That he wasn't ready for

He was better w/ a barn cat..

Dog w/ persimmon tree

And, that tree is loaded

But, not quite frosty enough

To eat yet..

Was sooo sweet, until it wasn't

Then pucker...

Little Vlady & fat donnie

Don't have dogs

And it shows

And, they should not have dogs

*TDS-TrumpDickSucker