Vote For donnie?? Enjoy The Flooding!!

Kentucky flooding.. 😱

In a state that votes for Rand & Mitch

And, fat, orange headed, pussy ass bitch

Welcome to the reality that you deny

Inbred hillbillies, give flooding a try

If this isn't global warming, then, explain

Why'd ya get such a monster rain?

HUH?? WHY??

Shanties on a mountain flood plain

Soon beggin' for FEMA, TDS* complain

One thing we know for sure

Little imaginary jesus, no help in store

Pray & blame & watch fox deny

Then head to walmart for a chinese buy

Know ya won't be going to the gym

But, do know, shoulda learned to swim

Seems after all that burning of your coal

For the future you'd me ready to roll

Seems, just, rolling down a river...

Now waiting for the feds to deliver

Cuz donnie ain't coming w/ aid

But, first, were your taxes paid...??

Chile' today rockin' the big quakes

Usual volcanoes not taking breaks

Sun is pretty quiet, moon is New

Which means, there'll be no view..

824, today's reported TrumpVirus dead

227K infected w/ the nasty dread

Keep an eye to the sky

Ghina space junk'll be dropping by

W/ billion+,  they won't miss a few

And, Xi ok giving the world a screw

Same evil as his little buddy Vlad

Odds of human's future, seem bad..

Today On Earth

Turtles will just hunker..

Wait for next shroom crop

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

Like Kentucky

Not feeling so lucky

Your coal

Has taken its toll..

Hear the bells

Oh no...that's water...