Cool & dry w/ a dip into the 50's
Won't last on a planet that quite shifty
But, get outside & enjoy it today
Lot of summer left, we're likely to pay
Two storms just offshore, Gulf & SE
Potential to spin up into a tropical beast
Sun w/ monster spots, also a concern
More potential for CME & a grid burn
OUT
Poorly prepared, no doubt
Neither congress or business care
Blinded by power & greed glare
Pray to imaginary god on imaginary world
As all around, reality swirled
Most of country wants someone to blame
Not my fault, always same claim
Unplanned kids, overfed guts
When called out, more ifs & buts
And, seems whole country is on drugs
That will lead to neighbors being thugs
Drugs to reduce fat, keep hearts going
Help w/ sleep, keep crazy from showing
Need 'em to relax, need 'em to get it up
Even need shrink & drugs for your pup
Antibiotics w/ corn to get cows fat
Drugs for kids wearing spectrum hat
Gotta run ads to get kids to go & play
It's hard if from phone can't look away
All problems are easy to trace
Every photo, staring us in the face
It's ALWAYS THE PARENT'S FAULT
But, plan or stop breeding we won't halt
And sure, all parents & kids have quirks
But, having too many whiny, needy jerks
Speaking of jerks, quakes still happen
Pressure release & be rocks a'snappin'
But, actually less worry than the sun
Again, big CME would not be fun..
At least for July, weather is nice
Get out & enjoy is my advice
AND
More sex but fewer kids
Step up guys, wear your lids
Only way to fix this mess
Only 1 kid, way less stress
On parents & Earth
Easy fix, plan your birth
Today On Earth
Cuz..castles
Are kind of a hassle
These days..
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Slow loading
verizon & google
Too big to care
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