Cloudy & cold w/ a NE wind
Not a day you'll wanna spend
Out of doors w/ a picnic lunch
Perhaps indoors, Mother's Day brunch
While celebrating Mom in good cheer
For the wait staff, worst day of the year
It's the day that restaurant rookies dine
Think leaving a dollar is just fine
Demands, complaints, a special request
Like your mom's their only guest
But, even when you kiss mom's ass
On a decent tip, they're gonna pass
Remember, they're already on a bum
Cuz they ain't home w/ their mom
After years of waiting, I need to shout
NOT GONNA TIP, DON'T GO OUT
But, for sure, outdoor activities
We just are not going to see
Low is stalled just off the coast
So, we're getting nor'easter toast
Different in Texass, they're set to roast
Seems Earth is an indifferent host
Little Vlady, cities captured: none
Russkies just shoot missiles & run
New rumor, could be the answer
That little Vlady has the cancer
Hope it's super painful but quick
Takes care of that slimy little prick
Maybe to donnie, he'll pass it on
Major improvement if both are gone
Quakes today, Greece & Caribbean plate
PNG up to Kamchatka, never long to wait
Oklahoma on the list again
Joining W. Texass w/ fracking sin
Sun spotty w/ huge filaments, too
More blasts headed at me & you
Planets still in pre-dawn line
Waxing moon, so increase in daily shine
Not that we can see any of that
Clouds w/ continuous sky hat
Forecast: tomorrow maybe the sun
Well...that would be fun
But, not gonna happen...
Today On Earth
If ya ain't gonna tip & BIG
May this slime mold grow on your leg
Your's too, Vlady
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