"Ohh, Do Shut Up, Portia!!"

"Mommy, I need a new pony.."

Could have been uttered by our phony

Don't even know what he's lying 'bout today

Talking or posting, fib or excuse underway

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Even turned turkey pardon into a rant

Wants to kill opposers, but still can't

If only he were a nasty saudi prince

But, 'I am king' remains his defense

Doing all he can to bring 'merica down

Claiming all's good & great, what a clown

And, wars, he's still ended none!

Cuz to our allies, will not share a gun

To aRab oil slime, give it all away

Tech & jets..and we will pay..

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On Earth today; sunny, warm, dryin' out

But, that's just here, not far off they shout

Liar, liar, it's butt cold here!

True! big cold coming, w/ winds of fear

Today's warning: on the road, be aware

Lot of drunk, texting & stupid out there..

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Red oaks, mostly the few leaves left

In any breeze, a last, downward drift

0.2" will not get the creek a'flowin'

Sure will get the moss a glowin'

Biggest quake, just a mag. 5.0

Fast solar wind could have skies a'glow

Have to be on plane or at high latitude

Biggest issue, air w/ cold attitude

Busy? push the envelope of daylight

W/ waxing moon + glow of twilight

Remember...

Tho' we complain, much to give thanks for

And, Hope..

donnie soon, hears closing prison door

Today On Earth

WHAT!!

I have work to do!!

Walkway is nice...

*TDS-TrumpDickSucker

Don't be one...

Can't place the quotes..

A Fish Called Wanda!!