Called A Flood Plain For A Reason...

From his chair, Gov Greggg talks all big

Told many lies to score that gig..

But, chances of finding all..seem slim

Never saw signs, on FP be 'ready to swim'

Did see many signs about bridges & ice

But, warming deniers, ignore most advice

And, not everyone can live upon a hill

But, if at bottom, prepare for flood thrill

And, was foretold of growing warming

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Slow moving storms, going big, alarming

Was a private camp, in Texass.. all white

If it wasn't, hispanics, no FEMA in sight

Like Uvalde school, cops just stood by..

Cuz they white, in lyin' donnie gonna fly

Will blame Joe, deny Earth's gettin' hot

Help for Cali fires..naw, they can rot

Here we got swampy remains of Chantal

Only minor flooding..but prep for all

Cuz if you live on a flood plain

When you get flooded..don't complain!

IT'S YOUR FAULT

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Kinda like..living near a volcano

Rich soil..means good crops you'll grow

While, in back of your mind, just know

Someday..that mountain's gonna blow

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Texass, burn your oil, add mo' CO2

Earth has got a treat coming for you

Big quake today off New Zealand

Indonesia, quake as volcano in command

Alien comet thru solar system it zooms

Even at 58km/s 😱 little danger looms

Waxing moon will rule evening sky

Tonite, Scorpio's Antares is nearby

Our air is juiced, all that humidity

More storms we may see..

Are you on a flood plain?

Is a creek nearby, or at bottom of hill?

Lemme explain

Prepare for a coming thrill

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Today On Earth

Stella

A very sweet girl

So tough to let them go..