Monday, May 19, 2025

Bedlam & Chaos Continue... Prez Cheats At Golf

Dumbass 'mericans elected a fat nob
No idea of a real president's job..
Of goings on in 'your' country be aware
But, donnie not a clue..naw, don't care
Tornadoes continue in fly-over land
But, for gov. aid, a bribe is the demand
"Give me a plane, tell me I'm so great"
Bettin' every non-white feeling the hate
Their fault, could'a given Kamala a vote
But, apathy or boarded donnie's lie boat
Some good news amidst the bad
Dumbass bomber blew himself up, not sad!
Meanwhile donnie hit 3 off the first tee
Drove cart on green, gave himself a birdie
In reality, probably had a nine
But, w/ dementia...a 3 is fine...
🏌
In actual golf news, Scottie kicked ass
ARab sell-out slime, again, chocked, alas
They don't seem to do well over 4 days
Wonder if slimy oil overlord still pays
Scheffler taking tiger's records down
And, he ain't chasing 'hoes around
Looking like a cool, dry, lovely week
Here.. fly-over land still going all freak
Average quake day, only minor shakes
Big sunspot, but no blasts, we get breaks
Still no pickleball emoji, google.. WTF?
As word processor, in nerd-ville..stuck!
Anna Leigh w/ another PB major triple
Coming at her in a wave, naw, a ripple!
Today On Earth

Locals continue to belly-up
To the seed bar!!







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