Tuesday, April 1, 2025

Thank A Fool...70+ Million Of 'Em

Just making it all up, cuz he don't know
Thinks he's slick but he's dementia slow
Tariffs, he has no idea, so he can't say
Too bad, rest of world won't play
But, in 'merica, we're all gonna pay
I will not be EV shopping today!
In fact, I've cut way back, brakes on
If we don't buy stupid, he'll be gone
Didn't need it yesterday, don't today
Unless you know the owner, don't play
Can still eat fairly cheap.. if you cook
Actual food! frozen aisle, don't look
Save the cardboard, skip the prime
Remember, owner's 'pay no tax' slime
Best to keep your tesla hidden away
Spontaneous combustion, who's to say
walmart, target, grubhub, greasy Macs
You don't need the crap in their sacks
Sadly, a whole lotta stupid out there
Of history, science, reality.. unaware
Only world is on their phone
No clue of past...what's a dial tone?
Round the planets, still plenty o' shakes
Burma shows issues, if leaders are fakes
Same scene we got going on here
Deny & lie, if called out, then ya smear
So, don't buy crap, save your cash
Likely coming, but 'ways to the crash
Who ya gonna blame then donnie?
Gonna spew mo' lies outcha fat hiney?
Hey Tennessee, how 'bout that warming
That's what caused..tornado swarming
Evolution, it's very real, too
Check out inbreeding..it's all around you
Today On Earth

Everybody loves the periwinkle
Tasty!!



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