Monday, April 1, 2024

Trump Tells The Truth!! APRIL FOOLS!!

One thing comes as no April surprise
When donnie the douche talks, he lies
Kinda like listening to the slimy pope
Lotta excuses & blame, but li'l hope
Then..not eat in daytime for ram-a-dam
Male poser gods w/ lotta demands
Wear a beanie? women, cover your face
Don't eat pigs or cows, reality.. no trace
Just breed & breed & breed & breed
Then beg for or demand every need
Or after trashing/ruining your home
Bring your horde on migration roam
Still few real consequences..yet..
But, Earth reality's coming, a safe bet!!
Seems, no big quake issues today
Again, no solar blasts headed our way
Front draped over us, in the gloom
Yesterday, even heard the thunder boom
Stationary front, 3 damp days
W/ skies various shades, all greys
3/4 moon..means 1 week 'til eclipse
When cross N. America shadow slips
While entire world deals w/ rusky slime
Ukraine, truly running outta time
Maybe put donnie in a plane then drop
Him on Kremlin, war might stop..:)
Maybe drop M. Johnson & MT Greene
Then results of consequences'd be seen
Catapult few migrants back to Mexico
For crime w/ a gun, let thugs know
Quick trial, bullet to their brain
Pop parents, too, be none to complain
Real consequences get results, fast!
Fight at school policy, today's your last
Fighters arrested & expelled
Fight numbers quickly felled
Enforced no phones in schools policy
Involved parents, phones we didn't see
Quick justice hurts lawyer's bottom line
1 month lawyer season, that'd be fine
Small arms only, no bag limit..
NOT, an April Fool!!
Today On Earth:)

What a cute little guy!!


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