Saturday, January 6, 2024

One Last TDS* Testosterone Fenzy

Even in nasty cold & rain
TDS*, out w/ guns going insane
Last day hunting frenzy, guns are ablaze
Shoot at anything in gunsmoke haze
Like..teenage girl killed last week
Accident..reality..report'll get a tweak
News reports, road death vigils..last
No one says, were stupid, going too fast
'Always happy, such a bright future..'
All sealed up w/ a coroner's suture
More stupid, fueled by testosterone
Like war & donnie's con, only stupid if alone
If more people agree, must be true
World's religious cons, shining thru
Once fooled, hard to go back
Blame & deny, go on the attack
Right now, it's Earth with the edge
Dropping the big winter sledge
Least, only rain falling here
To north & west, roads may not be clear
But, truck drivers'll still be hauling ass
And, mo-rons, trying a snowplow pass
Japan still aftershocks, nothing huge
But, gotta feel like ongoing deluge
Minor shakes in Cali & Texass
One a fault, other frackin' fer oil 'n gas
Our side of sun seems mostly quiet
Pix from Mars, back of sun, a riot
It'll all be turning our way
But, our issue not w/ space weather today
Weather.com naming storms, seems slick
Rest of media, names don't seem to stick
Back 28 years ago today
Moster storm was underway
I was a Wintergreen, ski teaching thing
3 feet of powder, we had a fling
Let snow guns blow all night
Daylight revealed amazing sight
Monster snow 'whales' powder buried
To the lifts, we all hurried
Really, almost no need to turn
Fly off the whales, ski wings to earn
That sure ain't happening today
Global warming got rain underway
And, it seems likely to continue..
Today On Earth

Bet it don't look like this..
Up in Maine today...
Bit, whiter & wetter

*TDS - TrumpDickSuckers
70 million stupid strong..

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