Hurricane Season... We Know The Reason

Earth is just a heat movin' machine

But, every planet..it's the same scene

Middle get's hot, poles stay cool

Get it all even seems to be the rule

Course, on Earth w/ got a tilt issue

Not to mention plate boundary fissure

So..1/2 heats up then a gradual switch

But, lotta heat gotta go, such a bitch

Mix in that all air moves along a curve

And, now.. got all that heat in reserve

So, we got storms, one a hit, one a pass

Idalia & Franklin, both gonna kick ass

Finally..TWC mentions Full moon boost

As monster storm surge comes to roost

Floriduuh..dumping sand in bags

Louisiana, monster fire, major drags

Both w/ only themselves to blame

Greed over reason, always the same

All as Earth w/ another heat recoil

All as we burn mo' & mo' oil

Human warming is not real, nor is gay

To fix it all, on the poser's for jesus pray

1/2 a world away, Indonesia all a'shake

Mag. 7.1, that's a major earthquake

W/ verizon, tsunami report, won't load

Maybe waves washing on a coastal road

But, I don't know, no info to be had

Few other quakes, just not that bad

Sun got a spot doing polarity switch

That too, could for Earth, be a bitch

For now, no CME blast headin' our way

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UNBELIEVABLE

TRY AND LOAD PIC

JUST GOES AWAY...

verizon & google..suck so bad

Ohhh..and it's back

WTF!!!

Come on WIFI

Come on FireFly

South & West, heat still crushing

Here..almost Fall-like air a'rushing

Cool & damp for an August wrap

Way better than that hurricane crap:)

Super Blue Moon is coming

Coastlines...will be bumming...

Today On Earth

Clooney

Soooo adorable!!