Monday, February 13, 2023

Floriduuuh: No Books Allowed!

In a constant effort to be anti-woke
Gov. DeSatan has made Floriduuh a joke
In every school, in every library
There is not one book you can see
Cuz, we sure don't want kids to read
And, free thinking, well, we got no need
If we don't mention slavery or say gay
All our troubles will just vanish away
So, in every public school, books are gone
We wait, for one/school to pass judgment on
Might be one person, seem kinda understaffed
Remove books from schools...truly daft
Maybe just stick a bible up every kid's ass
Give 'em a trophy & tell 'em they all pass
Floriduuh's sucked since Y2K & hanging chad
But, this takes them waaaaay beyond just bad
DeSatan & DeChump, front runners in GOP
No doubt more evil & stupid we're gonna see
More flying objects into our air space
Glad at least of a quick but messy erase
🌧
We were the cold spot yesterday
For the whole, entire USA
But, cold & rain are gone, hazy sun
Our spotty star getting the warming done
Lot of quakes but no big destruction
Turkey arresting builders: bad construction
But, the problem, that reality thing..again
Can't protect/heal 8 billion from everything
Too many people, too much greed
No way in hell to meet every need
The anti-woke scene remains the same
Never my fault, who can I blame..
I still have no idea of Super bowl winner
Maybe still playing, maybe all thinner
Seems little vlady's hired killer thugs
Having trouble working out the bugs
Give 'em a gun to fight off the tanks
Seems to be some chaos in the ranks
So spineless vlady keeps missiles coming
In Ukraine, the daily bumming
His goal unmet, now it's all a blur
But, he sure puts the dick in dicktator
🥔
Complete meal in Russia
Is Potato!
Today On Earth

Oh yea...
Got clear skies...
Jupiter's dropping fast toward Venus
In the west just after sunset
Closest, March 1st
But, get out & watch the gap close


Some recent Texass winter weather
"There was a ice storm!
How can there be global warming"

Maybe should be woke..
Or at least, awake!



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