Yo Nicole..

Making landfall as barely Cat. 1

Nicole is having Floriduuh fun

Got the storm surge, wind & rain

And a governor named Of Satan

Poor sad fat donnie, Tues.' big loser

He's a liar & cheat, oughtta be a boozer

In close races he's folks didn't fare well

But, that's what we've been trying to tell

We don't want ya donnie, cuz ya suck

Born rich was your only real luck

Couldn't even make money w/ a casino

And, think you're hot, w/ an orange glow

But, it seems losing is what ya do

Next step: should be jail for you

Earth is less shaky today

Himalayan boulders rolling India's way

Volcanoes, 24 on this week's list

Fuego remains the one most pissed

Ghinese space station, a little scary

Of slimy Xi, best be very wary

Little Vlady seems in retreat

His lame-ass troops, again, they beat

Or maybe withdrawal..secret plan

Turns out, he ain't a clever little man

But..lying & evil, that's for sure

Like donnie, for love, calls a whore

TrumpVirus deaths today, says 920

Unvaxed TDS*, kinda sad, kinda funny

Here..just more pre-storm leaf blowing

Cuz, in the trees waaay fewer showing

But, first, it time for some pickle ball

Then hunker down for Nicole's squall

Today On Earth

Dog likes a cleared trail

But, with all paw drive

He will take it off road!!

TDS* - TrumpDickSucker

and idiot..