Thursday, September 22, 2022

Russky Men: Uncle Vlady Wants You!!

Poor little Vlady, running out of men to fight
Looking for 300K, lots just caught a flight
Likely not going "back to the USSR"
Course, now Vlady w/ men exodus bar
Also, spewing about some sham election
Like most dick-tators can't deal w/ rejection
Back in 'merica, fat donnie in trouble again
But...if a con man lies..is it really a sin
Fat donnie always had an issue w/ size
Got a little penis, so not really a surprise
Lied to get loans & lower tax bill
Hope: banned from NY & fined 250 mil.
But, he doesn't even have that much cash
And, most of his properties are trash
And, if justice is gonna prevail
He should, forever, be in jail
But, first...
Maybe sell Ivanka to Saudi prince
Throw in Jared as post for a fence
Course, idiot Eric, toss under the bus
Let Jr. wander, look for next coke rush
Current Euro'Ho wife, sell her, too
But.. likely only get a buck or two...
Still his mob of suckers send him cash
But, another 916 unvaxed, took a pass
Earth, real ruler, is still kicking ass
Fiona spinning up for Bermuda bash
Mexico, another quake despite the praying
Maybe try contraception..just saying
New storm seems to have Gulf in sights
If named for woman, will take her rights
Perhaps NOLA in for another round
As city sinks deeper into soggy ground
Pumped out water, pumped out oil
Dams & levees, so no new delta soil
We humans clever but idiots, too
Explain to an mo-ron, it's tough to do
Believe a shaman, allah or pope
But, in science, that's a big nope
Well, 'cept for heart pill or to rid my fat
And, falsebook on phone, need that..
But, worry about monster sun spot
🌞
Or that CME might get grid too hot..
Henry said, lives of quiet desperation
Mostly sums up current situation
Problem is, now there's 7 billion more
And, too late to close the warming door
Today On Earth


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