To bring christians into the fold
Had to use a calendar that was old
With March Full moon just pre-equinox
Easter got stuck in a really late box
You'd think on a religion's biggest day
They could wipe the pagan away
Also, seems most believers miss
Resurrection named for fertility goddess
Get the feeling your being played
Formerly, disbelieve..you were slayed
Love & peace, gimme a break
Lot of power & money at stake
So, it's Fat Tuesday, throw it down
'Fore Lent fasts roll around
Me, I give up sobriety & celibacy
Little thought, set your brain free
Today On Earth
🌎🌍🌏
Tween Tonga & New Zealand
Lot of slippin, all unplanned
Kuril Isles, Indonesia & PNG
Plate subduction is getting busy
Seeing reds & purple at sunset?
Tonga eruption dust is a safe bet
Blasted ash into Mesosphere
Long time to get it back down here
Large brown dog just strolled by
No dead bird will he not spy
Fortunately, none into glass today
But, at feeders, they're chowing away
Already empty, Fat Tuesday indeed
Me, keep buying & filling the seed
Today On Earth
🐦🐦🐦
Clouds have rolled in, still it's cool
Cross Southside VA, lot of TDS* fools
235 more Virginians gone away
Passed when shot came their way
Unvaxed, like a Russky at an ATM
Chance of cash-out, mighty slim
In Ukraine, bite me, Vlady! is the word
Ukrainians flipping little czar the bird
World wide putting hammer down
Maybe a sickle to remove his crown
'Course, in Ghina, invasion is ok
Vlady's success'd put Taiwan in play
Maybe Xi will give it a re-think
Naah, took Hong Kong w/o a blink
Give a douche dictator a gun
Suddenly, thinks he's the one
Colbert: donnie's hair on Vlady's head
Laughed til my face was red
What a pair, killer & his chump
Both total evil, one dumb as a stump..
Today On Earth
🎉🥳🎉
Let the Cajun & Zydeco play
&
Le Bon Temps Roule!!
De Jour en le Monde!!
Yeah, like I have clue about French
Old guy trying a selfie..lol
*TDS-TrumpDickSucker
Not me!!
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